Lord of the Cups: The Fellowship of Naruto

Disclaimer: I do not, cannot, will not own Naruto or Lord of the Rings. If I did, all the work would get to me.

Chapter One: Naruto and the Others Go Back

Naruto was sitting on a stump with Sasuke and Sakura in front of him as he read from a book. When he finished, he snapped the book closed and grinned. "See? I told you that Konoha had a magical history!" shouted the pleased ninja boy. "And I told you we were all descendants of an army that belonged to evil man! And I told you Orochimaru was the evil Dark lord of the past! And I told you that Sasuke was the heir to the race of men! And I told..."

"SHUT UP ALREADY!" shouted Sakura ans Sasuke in unison. The blonde actually went quiet as the two glared angrily at him. " But see? I told you!" he said before Sasuke and Sakura started beating on him. Soon Ino, Chouji, and Shikamaru came up and started beating on him too. Soon, Team 8 (except Hinata) had joined them and so did Rock Lee, Tenten, and Neji. When everyone was done, Naruto was bloody and bruised. Everyone started laughing at him (except Hinata) and they started giving each other high-fives.

Suddenly a table and two chairs appeared from nowhere and and Kakashi and Gai were sitting there, having an arm wrestling match. "What the fuck!" shouted everyone except Rock Lee, who was cheering on Gai, and Hinata, who was too nice to curse. Finally Kakashi won and everyone cheered except Lee.

He was crying on Gai's shoulder saying, "Oh Gai! The Power of the Youth has failed!" Gai then started crying and said, "Do not worry Lee, the Power of the Youth will rise again!"

Lee looked up at his sensei and said, "Oh Gai!"

And Gai replied, "Oh Lee!"

"Oh Gai!"

"Oh Lee!"

"OH GAI!"

"OH LEE!"

Then they suddenly stopped and had an eyebrow fight. "That was the weirdest thing I have ever seen, EVER!" shouted Naruto through swollen lips. Suddenly, Orochimaru came out of some nearby bushes and said, "Hello everyone, it is I, Orochimaru the Dark Lord!" He then started laughing like an idiot and then Naruto shouted, "HA! I knew it! See you guys? He is the Orochimaru from the past story!" Sasuke and Sakura started scowling at Naruto. Orochimaru started to laugh and said, "So you know of my history? Then you know about my Cup! Where is it? Do you know? If you do, tell me!" He then did what he called "The Brainwashing Dance" but it turned out to be the Hokee Pokee Dance. Everyone sweatdropped and then Orochimau threw some dirt into the air and a swirling blue portal opened and he laughed again. "Fine! If you won't tell me where my beloved Cup is, we will go back in time to the spot where it was last seen." He then jumped in and everyone else were slowly being pulled in.

"But we didn't get parent signatures for this field trip," said Kakashi to Gai. "True my formidable rival! But at least Sasuke, Naruto, Lee, and Tenten don't need one!" Kakashi thought of this and then said, "How come for Lee and Tenten?"

Gai looked at his rival with a sense of superity. "Because my stupid rival, and you are really stupid for not noticing this, they don't have any parents that we know of." Kakashi then asked, "What about Ino? Does she have a mommy and daddy? I wish I knew my mommy and daddy." He then burst into tears and sobbed into Gai's shoulder.

"It is OK Kakashi, I am always here for you by the Power of the Youth!" Kakashi looked up to his rival with gleaming... er... a gleaming eye. "Do you mean it?" Gai looked at Kakashi. "Well duh you idiot."

"Oh Gai!"

"Oh Kakashi!"

"OH GAI!"

"OH KAKASHI!"

"Ahem," said someone and the two Jounin came out of their trance. "We're here," said Shikamaru in a lazy tone. "Where is here?" asked Kakashi as he observed his enviroment. There was a flowery meadow with cute little bunnies and a little gnome playing a flute. Everyone turned to Orochimaru and he blushed (A/N: Is it it possible for him to blush?) and opened another portal. "Here we go again," said Sasuke as he beat on Naruto for no reason.

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