Oh, the possibilites!
Disclaimer: jeez! Do i really have to tell you people again? ITS NOT MINE!
(A/N: hello! This chappie is really random, has basically no plot, and it's all because i have... WRITER'S BLOCK! Yippee! My very own writer's block! sobs with joy)
It was a clear, sunny day, classes were over for the week, so, James and friends were wandering about outside, doing nothing, when all of a sudden... RANDOM NINJA'S ATTACKED!
They hopped out of the bush and were running towards to boys. Peter cried in a corner, while Remus tried to talk the ninjas into being peaceful, James wailed for Lily to come help him, and Sirius patheticly attempted to do some karate moves that he had seen done by a portrait in Dumbledore's office (he had been there twice already).
Suddenly, the ninjas stopped attacking, looked at the boys and walked off.
Everybody sat in shock for a while.
The giant squid pulled Peter into the lake.
He screamed.
A lot.
No one cared.
Then, all of a sudden, the author of this stupid fanfic popped into the room, whispered something in James' ear, then disappeared.
"Sirius, Remus, we have to save him, so that he can be a traitor, kill most of us, and work for Voldie!"
Of course, after that bit of news, Remus, Sirius and James jumped into the water.
While the boys were saving Peter so he could get the killed, the girls were having difficulties of their own.
"AHHHHHH! NOT THE EVIL SQUIRRELS!" Parker yelled.
You see, the girls were currently being chased by evil, pink, and glittery squirrels.
Suddenly, Steph bend down and began to yell in jibberish to the squirrels.
"What is Steph DOING!" Lily asked.
"I'm not really sure..." Parker and Alice said together.
Suddenly, the author popped into the story AGAIN!
"you guys are really stupid..." the author said.
"Steph is obviously speaking squirrel!"
"Oh!" said Lily, Parker and Alice.
Now that her characters had stopped being stupid, the author left again.
"I didn't really like her. She was kinda weird." Alice said.
Suddenly, Alice was struck by a bolt of lightning.
Unfortunately, for purposes of the plot that will come back in the next chapter, (A/N: maybe it will, maybe it won't, it depends on what you reviewers say!) Alice popped back to life, and everybody except for the author cheered.
Parker opened her mouth to complain to the author, but Alice stopped her.
"Do. Not. Insult. The. Author!" Alice whispered.
Anyway, now that the author had left, Steph stopped speaking squirrel.
"Hey guys, they say that they are going to eat us. They wouldn't tell me how to stop them though." Steph said.
"Nothing at all?" Lily questioned.
"Well, they did say that their only fear was the author... but then they told me I'm not aloud to use the author..."
"WE'RE DOOMED!" all four of them yelled.
Meanwhile...
They boys had revived Peter and were congratulating him on his Traitor Of The Year award.
Next time: the plot comes back... unless you don't want it too. Tell me! More nonsense, or an actual plot! R&R!