Lord of the Cups: The Fellowship of Naruto

A/N: Now it is time to find out what happened to Naruto and the gang.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Lord of the Rings.

Chapter Two: "I don't think we are in Konoha anymore, Ino."

Everybody was in the portal, sipping tea and eating scones. "I do say, please pass the butter Naruto," said Sasuke in a British accent. "Yes please pass the butter," added Chouji as he ate scone after scone after scone after scone after scone after scone after scone after two more scones. Even Kakashi and Gai were acting British. Orochimaru was in the background, laughing his head off.

"Now that they are proper British-like people, they won't want to fight me anymore," said the evil man as he laughed some more. The only one who was not affected by the British disease was... a talking rock (not Rock Lee, maybe a cousin though).

"What's up?" asked the rock as it... uh... scooted over to where Orochimaru was. "Oh nothing much. Just planning on ways to take Sasuke and make him into the perfect vessel for me, planning to kill all these little good guys, and planning on how to dominate the world." The rock... uh... looked at man and said, "You have been seeing my cousin haven't you?"

"Who is your cousin?" asked Orochimaru as the end the portal came into view. "My cousin Crack. DUH!" replied the rock as it scooted away. Suddenly, the British version of everyone disappeared when got at the end.

"WE ARE HERE!" shouted Orochimaru in a high-pitched girlish scream. Again, everyone sweatdropped as he did another dance. All the Konoha ninja looked around to find that they were in a barren land.

"I don't think we are in Konoha anymore, Ino," said Shikamaru outloud to everyone. Ino replied, "Well duh!" Suddenly, Naruto started going, "Oh! Oh!Oh!" He then laughed and then turned to Shikamaru. "Were you just quoting from that "Wizard of Oz" movie?"

Shikamaru looked as confused as everyone else but said, "Somewhat yeah." Naruto laughed again and turned to Ino. "He just called you a bitch." Everyone stared at Naruto. "What are talking about?" asked Sakura as she stepped up to Sasuke's side. In her mind, Inner Sakura was silently agreeing to that.

"No seriously! Listen to this," said Naruto as he pulled a chart. On it were a girl and her dog on the left side and Shikamaru and Ino on the other. "See, the girl said that to her dog. Now replace the girl for Shikamaru..." He paused in mid-sentence and muttered, "I knew it all along." He then continued. "And replace the dog for Ino. Ino is suppose to be a dog and she is a girl. Therefore, he is calling her a female dog, a bitch." He then smiled triumpthly and was expected Ino to kill Shikamaru, but instead, EVERYONE including Hinata hit him instead.

"Don't be dumb!" shouted Gai as his eyebrows slapped Naruto. Suddenly everyone shouted, "DAMN! Naruto got eyebrow slapped!" Orochimaru, who had been patient until now, gather some dust and created another portal. Suddenly, Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari fell out of it.

"Where are we?" aske Temari as she looked from the evil snake man to the konoha ninja. "This place looks familiar," said Gaara under his breath. Orochimaru started laughing and grabbed some more dust and threw it all the people he brought with him. The dust created a large cloud and no one could see anything. Suddenly, a scream rang through the air.

A/N: Kind of a cliffhanger there. If you want to know who screamed, read on. If you want to know why they screamed, read on. Plz review!