Mercy: So the second chapter is up, hm?

Heart: Yep. So, we've actually updated.

Mercy: Wow, how amazing.

Heart: Our disclaimer and explanation of "Blah" s and 'Blah' s is on the first chapter. I mean, you wouldn't expect us to write it up again, right?'

Mercy: Ever heard of copy and paste.

Heart: But that takes at least five seconds, and I'm too darn lazy to spend those five seconds.

Mercy: By the way, Mary Sue will be appearing at last in this chapter!

Heart: Ever heard of the letters BTW?

Mercy: Your insane.

Heart: So are you. That's why were best buds.

Mercy: That's right! Put her there! -high five-

Heart: We're being friendly, that's bad. Let's kill each other to increase the violence rating! -pulls out sword-

Mercy: Sounds good to me! -pulls out dagger-

-battle and die-

Mercy: What an original way to end an author's note!

Heart: -elbows Mercy- Sh! We're supposed to be dead!

Mercy: Oh right.

-fades out-

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Ah! A good fresh morning! A nice morning to be cheerful, a time when everyone is refreshed and ready to start the day. Everyone that is, except for Kai Hiwatari. Let us look into his subconscious.

"No, don't wanna go filming… Waaah! I want my mommy!"

Well, that was disturbing. But, you get the message. Kai doesn't want to be in a movie. And he is apparently a childish… child in his subconscious. Anyways, no matter how hard your subconscious whines, you still have to go filming sometimes.

"Action! Okay Kai, now run with Tyson… No Tyson don't grab the food! Okay we're gonna try this again. Ready, and action!"

Tyson pushed away the watermelon and ran beside Kai, Max and Ray to go after Daichi. Tyson ran out the door, and suddenly darted back in, grabbed the watermelon and took it with him. He then randomly offered some to Kai.

"Want some?" Tyson asked, spitting watermelon seeds all over Kai.

"That's it. I quit."

"No Kai, you can't quit! We need you for the movie!" Tyson protested.

"Actually we have an understudy. I think she'll be quite suitable."

"See, the director says I can quit. So, I quit." Kai walked out a door, which would have been a closet, but we, the fanfiction writers decided to be merciful and magically change the closet door into the exit as so not to ruin Kai's great exit.

"Mary Sue, get in here. We need you now!"

A girl with amethyst eyes and gray hair hopped in.

"OMG! Like I have totally waited my whole, like, life to act as Kai! I so bet I can totally nail his role! So, is he girly or flirty or hyperactive? I can, like, do all of those!"

Tyson, Max, and Ray's jaws dropped. Great, Kai's understudy was a girl. A girly girl.

"Hi I'm, like, Mary Sue! So totally glad to, like, meet you!" Mary Sue shook the very shocked looking Ray, Tyson, and Max's hands.

"Okay people! Enough chitchat! We're starting from Kai's line! Ready Mary Sue? Okay, action!"

"Like, OMG, only a totally, like, bit beast could have, y'know, like, have totally, OMG, done this!"

Anime sweat drops all around people, all around. So, this will be an interesting shoot.

"Great job Mary Sue! Now to the running scene! Tyson, you better control your appetite!"

Tyson, Max, Mary Sue and Ray began running, and it looked like the scene was going fine, but Mary Sue suddenly stopped and began wailing.

"OMG! I broke a nail! How can I keep on living! This is, like, the worst day of my life!"

"Er." said Tyson, Max, and Ray in unison.

"So, um, do we keep on shooting or are you too badly injured?" asked the director.

"No, I'll hopefully live, but there are no guarantees you know. I could be seriously injured for life."

"Er." said Tyson, Max, and Ray again.

"Okay, back to the running scene!"

"Like wait! That running scene got me sweaty! I, like, need to go home and shower, then reapply my makeup! You know how hard it is for a girl to keep her make up flawless? OMG! I can't believe this! My eyes shadow smudged! Holy crow this is a fashion emergency!"

At that Mary Sue ran out of the building but ended up running, instead of out the door, into the closet, like Kai was supposed to but didn't because we saved him. Guess what, we didn't save her. Lots of crashing was heard from the closet and Ray and Max went to check what was wrong while Tyson kept a safe distance. He could still hear the "likes" ringing in his ears.

"She's okay!" Ray announced.

"Like, what are you talking about? My clothes are messed up and my make up is worse than ever! I need to reapply my makeup! Waaah!"

At that, Mary Sue ran out the correct door and ran back home.

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Will Mary Sue return? (Hell yeah, how else would this fanfiction continue?)

Why do I keep answering my own questions?

Where did the Mary Sue idea come from?

Find out next time on Cornopolus goes to Mgchestertowncityvilleplacearealocation!