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Disclaimer: says in bored voice not mine. Get used to it.

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"NEW BEST FRIEND!" Sirius yelled.

He proceeded to jump onto Severus and Lucius' table, hug Snape, then lay down and tell his life story.

The 'Dream Team' as the school had taken to calling the four girls, looked on in awe.

"Who gave him the firewhisky?" Asked Professor Slughorn asked.

"Not firewhisky, sir. It was a… sugar quill." James said in an ashamed voice. "I didn't mean to give it to him, he just sort of, got it. I'M SO SORRY!" He wailed.

Slughorn just looked at Sirius, who was now enchanting daisies to grow out of Severus and Lucius' head, while explaining what his third birthday party was like.

Snape and Malfoy were too shocked to say anything. Sirius was now singing 'Hakuna Matata' in an off pitch voice. Some had enough sense to wonder how Sirius knew a muggle song.

But most were too weirded out to think anything.

You see, Sirius had been so down after receiving that awful letter, that he was very down. And upset equals boring.

So, James, being the smart person that he is, gave Sirius a sugar quill to cheer him up.

Needless to say, it worked.

So after destroying the dorm, common room, and any hallway he walked down, he arrived at the potion's room.

And decided that Severus and Lucius were his new best friends.

And so now, they were in potions, attempting to do their work, while Sirius continued to talk about… himself. How many saw that coming?

Anyway, while doing potions, Lily figured that Sirius was probably at his seventh Christmas by now.

Unfortunately, Sirius decided that it would be fun to drink Lucius' potion.

30 seconds later, Sirius was dressed in all pink.

"Oh. My. Gosh. I am SOOOO hot! Lily! You look marvelous!"

You see, they were working on a gender changing potion. Sirius was now a girl. And he was pretty sure that Lily was his best friend."

"Lily, you should have seen Orlando Bloom in that muggle magazine I was reading earlier! He was so hot! Oh, and look at that blonde guy over there! Is he hot, or is he hot?" Sirius squealed.

"I know! Orlando Bloom is SOO hot! But, I don't know about Malfoy. His blonde hair is HOT! But, his attitude sucks." Lily replied, absolutely ecstatic that Sirius was a girl.

This comment was very unfortunate for James.

You see, he had been laughing so hard, that him face had somehow ended up in his own potion. When Lily made this comment, his jaw dropped in shock. Allowing the potion to flood his mouth.

In surprise, he swallowed the cool liquid.

30 seconds later, him and Sirius were in a deep conversation about the hottest hotties of hotness.

Then Remus made a bad mistake. He spoke.

"So, girlies, either of you wanna go out with me?" He asked jokingly.

"HOW RUDE!" Sirius yelled., before dumping his/her potion over Remus' head.

Like James, Remus accidentally swallowed the potion.

30 seconds later, James, Remus, Sirius, Lily, Parker, Alice, and Steph were all in a discussion about cute hair styles. No one noticed that Peter had escaped the wrath of the girls by sitting with the Slytherins.

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I know short, but I got writers block. Anyway, I decided that I'm only going to include classes if something important happens in them. So, if they suddenly know a new spell, or something, it because, believe it or not, they HAVE been going to classes. Please Review! I know you want to!