Special thanks to Redwitch05 for the comment. Award goes to you, for the longest and nicest comment! (And also being somewhat psychic)

The language from chapter 4 is actually from my other, non-fan fiction story that I'm writing… Thought I'd just let you know!

I really want this story to go out with a bang, because this story is my favorite fan fic that I've written, and believe me, I've written a lot!

Anyways, onwards to my story!

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Okay, so I've already broken my finger, I know that this is no illusion… Well, no ordinary one anyways, Neji thought, wincing in pain as he straightened his finger. This doesn't make any sense. How come Sakura's suddenly evil? This isn't right, how do I get out of here?

"I told you, it won't end," Sakura repeated as she stood up. "There's no way to make this end."

"Sakura! Shut up! Listen to yourself!" Neji spun 'round, glaring at the girl. " What's going on?"

Sakura pretended to think. "Hmm, I don't know, what do you think is going on?"

"I don't know, that's why I'm asking you!" Neji snapped back, supporting Sasuke as he helped him stand. Sasuke was still unconscious, so he was heavier than usual. "C'mon Sasuke," Neji muttered, nudging him in the chest. No response.

"Drop him," Sakura said.

"What?" Neji asked, looking at Sakura. "What?" He repeated. "We have to help him Sakura."

"No, no we don't,he's going to die anyways, and did you know," Sakura walked to Neji as though she were on the catwalk. "I've always desired you? Think about it," She latched onto Neji again, her arms around him, and her leg back up on his hip. "Sasuke left me, he knocked me out before leaving," Sakura's lips came closer to Neji's. "Do you really think I love him?"

Neji was paralyzed. Why was she doing this? Sakura and Sasuke were the happiest couple he knew. She desired him? He desired her… No… That's wrong. He closed his eyes to clear his mind. Did he really want Sakura. He could take her now. She wanted it and Sasuke wasn't awake… NO!

"NO!" Neji backed away. He shook the horrible thoughts from his mind. It made him feel sick even thinking about it. "No, Sakura. You and Sasuke go together better than me and Ino, Naruto and Hinata," Sakura shook her head slowly, advancing on Neji once more. "No, Sakura, stop. Sasuke loves you, and you love him. Something's going on here, and you need to help me end it."

"Nothing going on, but since those three are asleep, I'm all yours, I know you want me," Sakura laughing silkily. "You've desired me for a long time."

"Sakura! Shut up!" Neji ran to Ino, pulling out the kunai's from various parts of her body as well. How was he going to help Hinata? She was at least 400 feet above them, and he couldn't just climb up there.

Running to Naruto, he pulled out and explosive note. He placed it by the wall and dragged Naruto away from it. The note exploded, and Sakura laughed.

"Do you think something as simple minded as that is going to work?" She laughed.

As soon as the smoke cleared, Neji ran to where the explosion had taken place.

No whole… Nothing. Just bare wall.

Neji growled, sounding very much like Naruto… Naruto… That's it!

"Naruto! Come on! Get up!" Neji struck Naruto across the face, trying to awaken the sleeping boy. "Naruto! Come on! Wake up! Hinata's in danger! You're the only one that can save her!"

Something sparked, but not much. Naruto's eyes flickered opened, but they closed almost immediately. "Dammit! Come on! Hinata's hanging by her neck 500 feet above us, and you're sleeping. GET UP!" Neji punched Naruto where it would hurt the most.

It worked, to say the least.

"Owowowowowow," Naruto's eyes flew open, and he started yelling out curses as he curled up. "What… was that… for…" Naruto wheezed as he looked up at Neji.

"Get up, Hinata's in trouble," Neji said. Naruto immediately stood up.

"Hinata? What happened? Where is she?" He looked at the surroundings. "Where are we?"

"Good question, apparently, Sakura knows," Naruto looked behind Neji, and saw Sakura, dressed as though she were some sort of street whore. His jaw dropped.

"S-Sakura?" Naruto said, openmouthed. "What're you…?"

"Naruto!" Neji drew attention back to him. "You have to save Hinata! Now!"

"H-How?" Naruto asked, still staring at Sakura. "I mean, okay, but, where is she?"

"Up," Neji simply said, pointing up.

Naruto looked up, and saw black with a pinprick of white light. It was like he was looking through a long, black tube.

"Up?" Naruto asked.

"Yes," Neji nodded. "Up. I know you can climb that high with a little of the fox's help, so," He smiled slightly. "Go save her."

"'Kay," Naruto mumbled. Raising his hands and closing his eyes, he thought, Hey fox! Wake up! Lend me some of your power. Immediately, Naruto felt the power surge through him. He could feel the Chakra swirling around and inside him. He felt as though he could do anything.

"Okay, Hinata, I'm coming!" Naruto muttered. He turned towards Neji. "So she's just at the top of this?"

Neji smiled. "Yep. Go! Hurry!"

"Okay, okay," Naruto jumped up, rising 50, 100, 150 feet. Up, up, up, up, and finally landing on the ground at the top. He thought perhaps that the first time when Neji had smiled that he was setting a trap for Naruto, but as soon as he got to the top, he saw Hinata, still struggling, on the end of a rope.

"HINATA!" He yelled. For some reason, he knew, even if he had left Hinata there for hours on end, that she wouldn't die. But, was this really an illusion?

Usually in illusions, there was some sort of torture going on… Well, from the looks of it, there was torture, but not really painful torture, just torture that is not great to watch.

It's like it was some sort of torture that was more grotesque for the audience than the person being tortured.

Naruto jumped up, and swiftly cut the rope. Hinata dropped, but Naruto caught her.

"Hinata! Are you okay?" Naruto asked.

"Y-Yeah, I'm fine… Where are we?" Hinata asked. Naruto noticed the mark on Hinata's neck from the rope was quickly disappearing. "I don't… What's going on?"

"I don't know, but something's really strange about this whole thing," Naruto said. He swiftly kissed Hinata, then jumped back down the hole. He smiled when he felt Hinata tense in his arms. "It's okay. Neji's waiting for you. How did you get on that rope?"

"Rope? What rope?" Hinata asked.

"Yeah, you were hanging from a rope," Naruto informed her. "Don't you remember? Just now, you were hanging."

"I was? I… I don't remember…" Hinata said, her face showed extreme confusion. "I just woke up, and you were standing there."

"But… But… You're eyes were open, and you were struggling and making noises," Naruto said, mirroring Hinata's confusion.

"I… don't remember…" Hinata said.

"Okay, let's just forget it, okay?"

Hinata nodded.

Thunk.

They landed beside Neji, and unconscious Sasuke and Ino, and Sakura, who was now tied up and on the floor.

"What's with her?" Naruto asked as soon as he put Hinata down. He gestured towards Sakura.

"She tried coming on to me again," Neji sighed.

"Again?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah, she's acting like I love her, and that Sasuke is the worst person in the world or something. It's just strange," Neji looked towards Hinata. "Hey, you alright?"

"Yeah," Hinata nodded. "Yeah I'm fine," She ran towards Neji and hugged him. "Neji-nii-san, I'm scared. How are we going to get out of this illusion?" She backed up, looking Neji in the eyes.

"I don't think it's an illusion," Neji said, looking around him for the umpteenth time, as though some sign somewhere might just pop up and say 'EXIT OVER HERE!' "I think something much, much worse is going on. And I also think she," He gestured towards Sakura. "Is our key out of here. But she's not saying anything that makes sense."

"So, what do you think that is, then?" Naruto asked, walking to one of the walls and placing his hand on it. "Wha-What the…?"

Naruto withdrew his hand, and as soon as he did, the air became warmer and a low growling echoed around them. Neji spun around and stared at the walls.

"Just, as I thought," Neji whispered. "We're in something!"

"In… As in… IN! You mean, like, in an animal or something?" Naruto asked, gasping and looking around. "But-But-But-But… How?"

"That would make sense after all, this isn't an illusion…" Neji said.

"Oh, no, Neji dearest," Sakura said from the floor. "It is an illusion. But we're all here, making it an illusion you've never seen. Even with your skilled Byakugan."

Byakugan… Why isn't it activated from before? Neji asked himself.

"Byakugan!" Two voices yelled out.

"Hinata! You really do read my mind sometimes!" Neji said.

"Let's just say you're getting slower and slower," Hinata laughed. "But, now is not the time for jokes."

"Naruto!" Neji said. "Wake up Sasuke at once, we may need his Sharingan soon, and we also need him to make Sakura go back to normal."

"'Kay," Naruto moved obediently to Sasuke. "Sasuke! Dude, wake up, we need you."

"Here, try this," Neji walked over to Naruto and whispered something in his ear.

Immediately, an evil grin overtook Naruto's face. "Excellent. Wait… That's how you woke me up right? That wasn't funny. But doing it to Sasuke might be…"

"Do it, I assure you, unless Sasuke is really a girl, it'll work," He grinned. "I've always wondered if he was."

"Ouch, that burned!" Naruto said sarcastically. "Alright, here goes…"

WHAM!

"What the…" Naruto said as he flew backwards into the nearest wall. "How did he…? He's not even awake yet!"

"Don't touch him," A demonic voice snarled at Naruto. "Leave him! You touch him again, and I'll personally kill you!"

Naruto gasped as he saw the person talking like that.

"How…? What's wrong…?"

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Hmm… Who is it going to be? He he he… I know… Unfortunately you don't… MWAH HA HA HA!

Anyways…

How was this chapter?

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(Oh, BTW, my writers block is gone! Yay!)