Hi ya peeps! 'Sup? I'm on my computer right now, and it's Halloween! Sorry for the long wait! I was/ am a little down right now. Because, something awful happened. I went to the eye doctor, because my eyes were really blot shot and irritated. Well, it turns out that the optical nerve in my eye is swollen, and is causing blood vessels to pop, and the doctor thinks it's all been caused because of a swelling in my brain. So, tomorrow, I et to go to the neurologist, and get a Cat scan and some other kind of scan on my brain. Not exactly the best news in the world. But, now that I've gone from petrified, to terrified, I shall write again! Waits for applause silence Um... onto the story?

Disclaimer: For what is now the 12th time, not mine.

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Chapter 12: Holy Craparoni!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

A scream shook the castle.

Frank jumped out of bed.

"I- did- we-what-I-sorry-did we?" Frank stuttered.

Alice, mentally kicking herself, replied "I don't know! I don't remember anything!"

"Me neither!"

"Oh NO!" they cried in unison.

Sirius rushed in.

Laughing.

Hysterically.

So, Frank assumed it was Sirius who had done this all.

"Sorry you had to be on the end of Sirius' joke, Alice. See you later?"

Sirius had stopped laughing. He was mouthing wordlessly at Frank's assumption.

Alice, just wiped some fake tears fro her eyes, nodded and left.

As she walked past him, she stuck her tongue out at Sirius.

After she closed the door, she could hear what was going on inside.

"It wasn't me! I swear- ouch, Longbottom, that hurts!"

Laughing, Alice walked away. Smiling triumphantly, she went up to Lily.

"Your turn: Alice smirked.

Lily, who had previously been laughing, went silent, and paled considerably.

"Fine," she muttered darkly.

"Oh look, what good timing !" Steph squealed, as Snape walked down the hall.

Lily strode purposefully up to him, turned him around, and before she could back down, snogged him like he was the last boy on earth.

When they pulled apart, they looked at each other.

"Wow. Your lips are soft." They laughed as they spoke at the same time.

"Do you want to go for a walk?" Lily asked.

Snape and Lily looked equally shocked at this.

"Um... okay." Snape said, and they walked out of the building.

The rest of the group was silent before Steph spoke.

"Well. That was interesting. Parker, your dare!"

"Oh ya!" Parker exclaimed, and they ran back to the tower.

They were completely unaware of the very angry raven haired boy, that had watched the whole scene, and who had just decided that he hated Severus Snape.

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(A/N: I considered just stopping, but I felt like making it go on a bit longer.)

Lily returned from her walk later that morning, to be greeted by VERY nosy friends.

She told them they only talked, which was met by three half disappointed, half relieved sighs.

The four of them went down to breakfast, Parker in her tutu and tiara, to be met with a very unpleasant scene.

There was James, pinning Severus up against the wall.
Lily gave a strangles cry, and pushed James HARD.

He fell, and watched from the floor as Lily helped Severus to an upright position.

James was in disbelief.

He got up, and ran as fast as he could.

Nobody saw him the rest of the day.

But, nobody noticed he was missing.

They were too busy gossiping about Lily and Severus, or laughing at Parker's attire, or talking about Steph's performance at breakfast.

FLASHBACK

"Albus, honey I think that you are at an age where you should know some things about you body." Steph started.

Albus muttered something that sounded either like "stupid truth or dare," or, "I like to eat chipmunks." Nobody could tell.

"Stephanie," Albus said, using Steph's first name, "I have gotten this talk about 200 times in my many years. I do not need it again. 20 points to Gryffindoor for the thought"

Steph breathed a sigh or relief.

The rest of the students were cracking up as she left.

END FLASHBACK

Later that evening, Sirius walked up to the dorm to find James writing furiously.

Sirius peered over his shoulder, and saw this.

HOW TO KILL SNAPE

1. Slit throat
2. Shoot him
3. Drown him
4. Bury him alive
5. Stuff fluffy down his throat ("Not Fluffy!" Sirius cried, holding the teddy bear.)
6. Stab with sporks
7. Pour water on him
8. Wash his hair
9. Decapitation
10. Kill him (Pathetic..." Sirius muttered.)
11. Put moldy cheese in his pumpkin juice
12. Hit with baseball bat
13. Make him play with dolls
14. Pull his eyes out with a spoon. Maybe two, or even three spoons.
15. Make him gallop through a field, with flowers up his nose.

This list went on until number 216.

Sirius shook his head sadly, took the piece of paper, wrote 'starvation' on it, then gave it back.

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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, hoped you like it! Again, it might be a while before I update, because I'll have massive headaches, and be in and out of the doctor's office/ hospital for a while. Stupid swollen brain... Okay, I'm gonna shut up now! Once again, I'm STILL in my search for a beta. Email me if you're interested!

Ta ta for now!

LIz