Orochi's Movin' Out

by Freeglader

Some insane little song parody I wrote. Based on Movin' Out Anthony's Song by Billy Joel, but now about Orochimaru and why he left Akatsuki. May or may not end up a series, depends on reviews.

Disclaimer: As much as I would like to own the anime series and/or the song, I own neither. If I did own Orochimaru, I would give him to Maddy as a gift. (No need for gift-wrap, he's already got the bow!) If I owned Itachi, I would trap him in a gift box and give him to Shad. If I owned Sasori, on the other hand... But the point is that I DON'T! (sniffle) AN: Yeah, I know, I really should update my other fics sometime. But I came up with this idea and couldn't let it go. I was listening to the radio and heard a commercial for the musical "Movin' Out" while reading some Akatsuki fics, and started singing what eventually evolved into the second verse of this song parody. The first verse was Shad's idea (KazeKage Shad, if you want to look her up) but I fixed it so that it rhymed (and so it fit the tune, which I remembered and she didn't). My 14th birthday is tomorrow, so I suppose you could call it a gift fic to myself? It's based on Billy Joel's "Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)". What do you think? Should I do more of these, or do I just need a hobby? (Actually, I already wrote part of "Leaf Town Girl", nee "Uptown Girl".)

Orochimaru works for the Akatsuki

Savin' his techniques for someday

Uchiha Itachi left a note on the door,

He said,

"Oro, move out to Rice Country."

Tsukiyomi can give you

A heart attackackackackackack

You oughta know by now

Who needs a cave out in River Country?

Is that all you get for your money?

And it seems such a waste of time

If that's what it's all about

Leader, if that's movin' up then I'm movin' out.

Mmm, I'm movin' out. Ooh-hoo, uh-huh, mmmm

ANBU captain Itachi is walkin' the beat

At night he becomes a clan killer

He leaves his little brother wandering

On Uchiha Street

Hypnotized by the famous blood-spiller

Yeah and he's traded in Konoha for the Akakakakakakakak

Akatsuki by now

And if he can't kill

When he's going blind

At least he can lend us his chakra

And it seems such a waste of time

If that's what it's all about

Leader, if that's movin' up then I'm movin' out.

Mmm, I'm movin' out. Ooh-hoo, uh-huh, mmmm

You should never argue with a missing-nin-nin-nin-nin-nin-nin

You oughta know by now

You can catch some old fox with the overtime

Is that all you get for your money?

And if that's what you have in mind

Yeah if that's what you're all about

Good luck movin' up 'cause I'm movin' out.

Mmm, I'm movin' out. Ooh-hoo, uh-huh, mmmm

Sound of Manda hissing and slithering off

I'm movin' out...