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Chapter 14: 'Break ups' and MORE introductions!

The girls were all sitting around in a circle, just talking. All of a sudden, Parker blurted out "Lily, really. What are you getting your boyfriend for Christmas?"

Lily laughed.

"Oh come on guys, I would never date Severus! He and I are only friends. I only said that we were dating because Potter was there!" She said, letting out another laugh.

Her friends sighed.

"He really likes you Lily. Why can't you call him James?" Alice asked.

"I know why!" Steph said suddenly.

"Really? Why then?" Parker asked.

"Because of this. Wait for it…" Steph said. "Here it comes…"

And with that, she quickly dove under the bed, as about 50 balloons filled with slime fell on the other girls.

The other girls screamed, covered head to foot in the slimy, wet, purple goo.

Steph came out from under the bed with an 'I told you so' kind of look.

"Steph, you can't POSSIBLY suspect the marauders of doing this! They're probably at home right now." Lily said skeptically.

"There you are wrong. Look to your right, por favor." Steph said.

"Since when do you speak Spanish?" Parker asked.

"Since never. Just look to your right!" Steph said impatiently.

The girls looked to their right. There they saw a large sign, exactly like the one that was on the train on their way to Hogwarts.

Hi girls! It's us!
Ughh… Sirius, do you HAVE to ruin every one of these signs?
Umm… let me think…. Ya. I do. Deal with it Jamsie…
Sirius, do I NEED to remind you of what happened last time you called me Jamsie?
Um… Yes?
You. Are. An. Idiot.
Deal with it, mork.
What on EARTH is a mork?
It's a combination of moron and dork. Do you like it?
No.
That cuts me deep.
Good.
Well… you're a- a- a- um… Remus, help me!
Could BOTH of you just shut up?
No. Why would we do that?
You guys are hopeless.
Hi. I'm Peter.
They know, idiot.
OK, this poster is officially over. Bye girls!

After the girls had stopped laughing, Steph began to speak.

"I saw them yesterday. They didn't see me, but they were saying something about 1:00. Which is now" Steph explained.

"Well, why didn't you tell us? Since you knew it was gonna happen and all?" Alice asked.

"I figured you wouldn't believe me when I told you, which you didn't, and so, I wanted you to pay for it!" Steph explained, letting out an evil laugh.

The other girls laughed and went to take showers.

Steph flopped onto the bed. After a few minutes, she became really tired. She closed her eyes, and drifted off.
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Jade awoke with a towel across her face.

She pulled in off with sickening squelch.

She knew it wasn't water that was on the towel. But, she couldn't see what it was, because, the room was pitch black.

All of a sudden, some dull lights flickered on and a familiar voice reached her ears.

"Hello, my dear Jade. How nice to see you again. Right now, you probably have no idea who I am. Good. So, my dear Jade, how is it to be separated from your dear friend Ryan. You are alone, and quite helpless. No body knows where you are. You are probably wondering why I am doing this to you. Well, I know what you did to your so-called friend Zach. You had fun with that right? It was just a big game right? Well, now, I want to play. Sleep well, my dear Jade," the man said.

Jade knew that voice, but she couldn't figure out who it was. She panicked. She couldn't see her tormentor, no matter how hard she looked.

She looked down at the sodden towel that was in her hands, and saw that it was completely soaked with somebody's blood.

She let out a scream, before her world went black once more.

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Steph woke in a cold sweat.

Like before, however, she told herself that it was nothing, changed, and got ready to go out.

The girls entered the Leaky Cauldron, which was nearly empty.

They situated themselves around a table, and ordered their drinks. All of a sudden, four boys walked up to them. Alice gasped as she realized that one of them was Frank.

"Hey! What's up? My name's Ryan," said a very handsome boy. Ryan had short, platinum blonde hair, which was spiked up, and was died purple at the top. He had a gorgeous smile, which made his entire body scream happiness.

"I'm Brandon! How you doin'?" He asked jokingly. The girls laughed. Brandon had short, pitch black hair, and seemed like a very funny guy. He also appeared to be muggle-born, judging by how he knew the famous line from the show Friends.

"Hi ya! I'm Ben," said a tall boy. He had long, orange hair, and there was something that made him seem very unique. He also appeared to be muggle-born, as he was wearing a "My Chemical Romance" T-shirt.

"And, I'm hoping that you already know me. These are my friends, all second years. Ryan and Brandon are in Ravenclaw, and Ben is in Slytherin." Frank said.

The girls smiled at the handsome men, and introduced themselves.

"Hey we'll be right back, ok girls?" Frank asked.

The girls nodded. All of them, except Brandon left. Brandon sat at their table.

However, the girls didn't know realize he was still there.

"Hey, Lily. Ben looks kind of like Tim, don't you think?" Parker asked.

"Would you guys just shut up about Tim?" Lily snapped.

"Who's Tim?" Brandon asked suddenly.

"No one…" Lily said. But, her friends were already explaining it to him.

"Don't worry Lily, I won't tell anybody. I'll just use it against you for the rest of forever! Bwahahahaha!" Brandon said.

Lily laughed.

The rest of the boys came back.

"Um… there isn't enough room at the table is there?" Ben asked.

"You know what we have to do girls!" Steph said energetically.

"Aye-aye captain!" the girls replied.

They all got up and said "Have a seat, boys."

They boys, in awe, sat down.

"But girls, we can't make you stand!" Ben said.

"Oh, but we won't be standing!" Parker said.

And, with that, they all went and sat on a boy's lap.

"Oh. I see now." Ben said. He was smiling, and seemed to be enjoying the fact that Steph was sitting on his lap.

The girls, who were enjoying themselves as well, laughed.

Then, something bad happened.

The marauders walked through the door.

Sirius stopped in his tracks, and took in the sight.

There was Lily, a girl he considered practically his sister, sitting on some guy's lap.

And, to make matters worse, they both seemed to be enjoying it.

The other marauders were all thinking 'What about Snape?'

But, of course, Sirius knew that Lily wasn't actually going out with him.

All he was concerned about was the fact that she was sitting on some guy's lap.

Of course, Lily caught his eye, and noticed immediately the angry glint that seemed to shine within them.

She hopped off of the guy's lap, and ran toward Sirius.

"Um… hi? Sorry?" Lily said.

"Lily, is this guy your boyfriend? If so, I'm so sorry!" The boy said.

"Oh, no, Brandon, Sirius isn't my boyfriend. More like my brother." Lily explained.

Brandon gulped.

"Um… see you at school Lily!" He said, and fled from the store.

"You have some explaining to do Lily!" Sirius said in a very cheesy way.

"Um… so do you…." Lily said. He noticed that she was looking at his pants.

He looked down. There was a large wet spot, and it made it look like he wet himself.

He immediately turned to James.

But, James was sitting down on a stool, looking extremely confused and upset.

Then, he heard muffled laughter coming from the table.

He turned.

There was a purple haired boy, with his wand out, and was muffling his laughter in Parker's back.

Sirius glared at him a moment, before taking Lily's drink, and starting a full blown water fight with it.

By the end, James was the only one who wasn't soaking, and who wasn't smiling.

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