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Chapter 16: Robert, the Little Green Man

Somehow, the girls weren't yelling about the incident.

Lily was still confused about Sirius, Parker was too furious to speak, Steph wasn't angry (she had rather enjoyed the being on Remus' back.) and Alice was missing. She probably kicked Peter's butt and went back to Frank.

Oh well. The compartment was silent.

Sirius had fallen asleep, Remus and Steph were attempting to communicate telepathically, Lily was daydreaming, Parker was still silently seething, Peter was probably off bleeding in the hallways or something, and James was staring dreamily at Lily, and blushing madly.

Suddenly Sirius sat up, fully awake. "Let's play Go Fish!" he said.

Everybody looked at him oddly.

"And we can bet candy!" Sirius said, bouncing up and down. At the mention of candy, everybody got in the game.

"Got any threes?" Sirius asked James.

"Nope." James said smiling. Sirius frowned and started to cry.

Everyone scooted away from him. "Um… okay then…. Got any twos?" James asked Remus.

"No, go fish." Remus said.

James looked on the verge of tears himself as he drew a card. "HA! FISH MY WISH! FISH MY WISH!" James yelled at Remus.

Remus sighed. "Okay then. Go again. This game does weird things to people…" Remus muttered the last part.

"Got any aces?" James asked Lily, now completely composed.

"No." Lily replied. James drew a card. He frowned.

"I DIDN'T FISH MY WISH!" He wailed. He grabbed Lily's arm, and began to sob uncontrollably.

"Okay then… this game died." Lily said. She grabbed the candy and ran.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Everybody in the compartment cried.

Lily was very scared.

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It was a few months later, and the last night of school.

"As a special treat, and to exercise some school unity, we will all be sleeping in the Great Hall tonight." Dumbledore announced.

Everybody jumped excitedly at this.

Later that night, they all met in the Great Hall in their pajamas. The boys were wearing comfortable T-shirts, and sweat pants. They looked really good. The girls were all wearing a black spaghetti strap tank top, with baggy, low rise pajama bottoms that matched their eyes. They looked really good too.

They went and found a spot for all of them to 'sleep.'

"Let's stay up all night!" Sirius suggested. The others agreed.

(Four hours, two pizzas, and three bags of candy later…)

Everybody was cracking up. It was hilarious! They didn't know exactly what 'It' was, but that's okay! It was funny anyway.

"Hey James." Sirius managed to gasp out. "What?" James asked.

"Smooth banana." Sirius cracked up again. James eyes bulged.

"WHAT!" He asked.

"Nice hotdog." Sirius answered.

Lily started laughing too. "Sirius. They don't know about Robert." Lily said. Then she laughed so hard she cried.

"Who's Robert?" Parker asked.

Sirius suddenly got very Sirius.

"First of all, Robert wants you to know that you are one foxy mama. Second, Robert is the little green man who lives inside my head. His name used to be Man. Then he got a sex change, so how he's Robert."

He and Lily laughed so hard that they turned blue. Sirius whispered something to Lily. She laughed again, and turned to James.

"Robert wants me to tell you… Dirty Rabbits." She said, finally letting out the laughter that she had been holding in to speak.

This went on for quite a while, with more phrases such as "Weird grandpa, hot bumblebees, big boys, important macaroni, wet Ronald McDonald, creepy teletubies, juicy Jell-O, shiny airplanes, wild homework, old grapes, tasty raccoons, cute oatmeal, clean squirrels, and fat Raggedy Ann."

(Two hours, six more slices of pizza, and ten bags of candy later)

James and Sirius were sitting with their backs against a wall in a corner, laughing manically, sanity completely lost. Lily was lying across both of their laps, cracking up for no reason. Steph and Remus were FINALLY able to communicate telepathically and were having a conversation about quills. Frank was braiding Alice's hair, and she was getting ready to do his nails. Parker seemed to be having a conversation with herself.

The next day, everyone was tired, and completely loopy. Sirius, James, and Lily cracked up every time they saw each other. Alice's hair was braided, and Frank's nails were purple. Steph and Remus hardly said anything to each other, but would randomly say things like "I totally agree." Parker was seen having a very heated argument… with herself…

They got on the train. When the train stopped, Lily ran to say good bye to her friends.

She gave Sirius a HUGE hug, and said goodbye.

She went over to Remus and gave him a hug too. Then, she looked very concentrated for a second. He looked surprised. "I've been practicing telepathy," She explained. He laughed.

She went over to Peter. She didn't give him a hug. "Try to grow a little over the summer." She laughed. He blushed.

She got to James.

"Keep using that shampoo. It smells good." She smiled. James smiled too. She gave him a quick hug, then said good bye to the rest of her friends.

She began walking away.

"Wait! Flower! Where are you staying?" James asked tentatively, using his nickname for her.

Lily frowned slightly. "I found a place. See you next year." She waved and ran off before they could question her again.

The rest of the friends said goodbye, and departed, leaving Sirius there waiting for his parents by himself.

Within a half and hour, he was the only one on the platform, and the only sound was of the Hogwarts Express zooming away.

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As you'll see in the next chapter, I edited the timeline a bit. Can you guess what'll happen to Sirius? What about where Lily is? I'll update again when I get 7 reviews. BTW, all of the funny stuff I this chapter ACTUALLY happened when I was at a sleepover. When your best friend and her brother have a sleepover/party on the same night, things get interesting…