WARNING: The following chapter/ epilogue will be everything you do didn't expect. Do not call me sick, disgusting, or anything else disrespectful for that matter. Do not tell me never to write again, nor that I am a lousy writer. I don't want to hear it. If you think you may be one of those people, DO NOT READ THE EPILOGUE! This is to be taken seriously, I am not merely trying to look funny or stupid. Please remember to respect me and my beliefs if you do decide to read and review. Again, I remind you that I don't believe that everyone has a happily ever after.
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AN: I'm just going to put every character and a summary of their life afterward.
Harry Potter: Harry became an auror at the age of 21, and became steadily more depressed from that point on. He was constantly reminded of his own losses, and the drifting away (and eventual death) of his best friend, Ron. He killed Voldemort at the age of 36. Seven years after the twins were born Harry fathered a baby girl by the name of Lily. He and Lily formed an odd bond, and could often be found sitting together, not communicating or making contact, just sitting. Lily died at the age of 10, when an old Death Eater who had evaded capture poisoned her. Harry was devastated above everyone else, and died at the age of 152.
Ginny Potter: Ginny continued teaching for many years and taught each of her children until they graduated. She was an honored teacher among the students and teachers, and became Headmistress of Hogwarts when Minerva died. She was a fair headmaster, but no Dumbledore. In fact, she found it nearly impossible to keep up with the expectations of the school board, media, and parents. She began to spend much less time at home and died at an early age of 119- due to the enormous pressure she was under while at Hogwarts. No one was ever sure if it was suicide or not.
Luna Potter: Luna was sorted into Hufflepuff, to the utter dismay of her parents. They said nothing to her of this, but nothing of anything else either. She remained in her twin brother's shadow for many years, and Luna spent most of her time with Professor Trelawney in order to feel special, which Sybil most certainly did. As the Black Sheep of the family went through school, she began to see more and more of her own identity, and by the age of seventeen, didn't need her parents anymore. She ran away the day after graduation and married Colin Creevy, who while being 15 years older than her gave her a strange sense of protection, and many photo albums. She became a reporter for the Daily Profit, her toughest assignment being the one of Harry's death. Luna died (childless) in her sleep at the age of 178.
James Potter II: A Gryffindor from the millisecond the sorting hat toughed his head, James was the bravest boy (along with hisfather) thatthe school had ever seen. He was known to try the riskiest things, and was a prankster on top of that. He grew up under his parents praise and an enormous ego. He didn't get a job until he was 25, when he became the conductor on the Knight Bus. His ego shrunk like a deflated balloon, and he managed to find a woman who loved him at the age of 42. Rowan was 27. He quit his job soon after they married, her income from her job as a heeler at St. Mungo's being enough to support the both of them. His head was once again enormous, and when Rowan got pregnant at the age of 34, James walked out on her and moved to the states. He died in a hurricane shortly after.
Ronald Weasley: Ron never got over his break up with Draco. He searched constantly for power until he turned in to the Dark Lord at the age of 19. Ron served Voldemort for many years, and while once being a blood traitor, he managed to work his way up. Harry turned him in to Azkaban when Ron was 24. His cell was next to Draco's, and the two managed to patch up their broken relationship after two months of imprisonment. They died together holding hands seven months later. Their love was the only thing keeping them alive.
Draco Malfoy: Draco debated between the dark and the light for a short time after his graduation. He finally chose the dark, and joined Voldemort at the age of 19. He was amazed to find that Ron was already a Death Eater. He was incarcerated by Kinsley Shaklebolt at 24 and was joined a few days later by Ron. Together they lasted longer in Azkaban than anyone expected of them.
Hermione Weasley and Percy Weasley: Hermione and Percy did bring home two children, one Chinese girl (Yue), and an Indian boy (Qamar). A month after returning home, the children were sent to daycare, and Hermione and Percy went to work. Yue and Qamar (both names incidentally meaning 'moon') went to Hogwarts and became Ravenclaws. From the moment the stepped into the school, they never returned home. Hermione and Percy both became work-aholics and eventually alcoholics. The kidsspent their summers with the Potters, and their Christmases in their dorms. Hermione and Percy got a divorce at 30 and 34, Percy remarried Lavender Brown, and Hermione to Viktor Krum. Nobody ever spoke to each other again.
AN: I warned you, so before you go writing me reviews telling me how awful I am, remember that I WARNED YOU. It's nobody's fault but your own that you read this. Thank you very much, and have a nice day.