Um... sorry? UGH! I HAD THE WORST WRITERS BLOCK EVER! And, I was finishing another story, starting a new one, and starting a new semester. I'm really, really, really , really sorry. I PROMISE that I'll update AS SOON as I get 7 reviews.

Disclaimer: For what is now the 17th time, not mine.

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Chapter 17: The adventures of James and pizza

DING DONG.

The doorbell made Jame's walls shake. He ran to the door. He opened it, and got a big shock. Standing in the pouring rain, was Sirius. His black hair was hanging into his eyes, and he was shivering madly.

"C-c-can I borrow a coat?" Sirius asked, teeth chattering.

"No! Come in here right no!" James ordered, getting over the shock quickly. Sirius obeyed.

"I'm not going to bother with detail right now. Bathroom is upstairs and two doors to the left. Go take a hot bath. I'll have the house elf bring up dry clothes. Don't look at me like that, just do it!" James ordered.

Sirius looked at him oddly. "Oh-kay..." He said. He darted up the stairs. 20 minutes later, he came downstairs, drying his hair with a towel, and wearing some of James' clothes.

"Here. Have some hot chocolate. And here's dinner. You look like you haven't eaten in AGES!" James said.

Sirius grabbed the food gratefully, and refrained from commenting on James' sudden motherly demeanor.

"Thanks mate." He said.

"No prob. I called my parents. They say you can stay here." James said, his casual face back on.

"Aren't you going to ask what happened?" Sirius questioned.

"Nope, it's not important. Look, I'm tired, you're tired, let's go to sleep." James said. Sirius gaped and followed James upstairs.

"This is the guest bedroom. You can stay here. The walls morph depending on your personality, it's pretty cool." James said.

Sirius gaped. It had black walls, with white, star-like dots covering it. "Thanks again."He said.

James grinned. "Just go to sleep." Sirius hopped onto the bed, and instantly obliged to James' order.

James smiled, and left the room, happy to have helped his best friend.

"Good morning sunshine!" Sirius yelled as he burst into James' room.

"Go jump off a cliff..." James muttered sleepily.

"No way! You wanna show me around town?" Sirius asks excitedly.

"Fine... let me get dressed at least!" James demanded. Sirius quickly dropped his arm, gave his a thumbs up, and skipped from the room.

20 minutes later, they were on their way out the door. James was pointing out random things. Although he had a completely magical family, they lived in a muggle town. (A/N: Don't ask. I just decided it.)

"And that's Brandon's house... Why does he have to live near me?" James muttered angrily at the large house. Suddenly, as they were passing it, they heard a familiar laugh. The two boys froze and whirled around. There was Brandon, smiling and goofy as ever. And then, standing next to him was a smiling, green eyed, red haired Lily Evans.

"No. Way." James whispered, fire shooting up in his eyes.

Sirius ran a hand through his long black hair. "Agreed..."

Then Lily saw them. She froze, went wide eyed and a blush slowly crept up her face.

"Ummmm... hi?" She waved meekly.

"How's your summer going?" Brandon asked cheerfully.

He quickly shut his mouth as he saw Sirius and James' angry faces.

"Lily! Save yourself!" He yelled. Then, he grabbed her hand, and they made a beeline for the house.

Half an hour later, Brandon and Lily were inside, making mini pizzas, thinking they were safe. They had a HUGE pile of them on a plate. Suddenly, James and Sirius barged through the door, looking very pathetic. They took one look around, and made a beeline for the pizza. Sirius started eating his, while James did a very different thing.

He began hitting Brandon over and over with the pizza. It was quite interesting, seeing a boy getting beat up by a pizza. Finally, when Brandon was covered in a bunch of random pizza ingredients, James stopped. He dropped the pizza on the floor, and stepped in it triumphantly. Sirius crawled over and ate it off the floor. It was gross.

Lily was on the floor by now, cracking up. That was the weirdest thing that she had ever seen. And as she looked at the boys, Sirius stuffing pizza in his mouth as fast as possible, James glaring at Brandon, and Brandon looking up at him, grinning, completely covered in random things, she knew that it would be and VERY odd summer.

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Yup, again, that actually happened to me and my friends. Very interesting, really. I'm cured of writer's block, and have a zillion million ideas, and will put them down on the computer as soon as I get 7 reviews!