Day two
It was just after breakfast and Harry had told Ron that he would meet him at the Quidditch pitch, after he told Hermione where they would be for the next few hours. Ron agreed and went up to their common room to get ready.
Harry made his way around the school, looking everywhere for Hermione, when he suddenly remembered that Hermione said she was going to see Professor Flitwick about the essay she was doing. When he got to the charms room, he opened the door and found the most horrible sight ever! He saw Hermione kneeling down over the tiny professor, their mouths touching.
When Hermione noticed Harry in the door way, she became a bit flustered, thinking that Harry thought something happened, that didn't happen.
"Harry, it's not what you think." Hermione said, and Flitwick sat up, breathing heavily, Hermione's lipstick on his mouth.
"Uh… I just came to tell you that Ron and I are going down to the Quidditch pitch. Bye." Harry said quickly, making his way out of the room.
Harry got down to the Quidditch pitch in no time, but he couldn't find Ron. He thought that he might be in the change rooms, so he made his way there.
When he opened the door, he got the shock of his life! There, standing in the middle of the room, was Ron and Pansy Parkinson pashing! Harry quickly took a step back and left the change rooms.
'What is with everyone today? I would have never expected this! Where can I go to be safe,' Harry thought. Then he saw some smoke from near the forest. Hagrid! 'Good no more Malfoy and Leah, Snape and Sprout, Hermione and Flitwick or Ron and Pansy.'
He ran the whole way to Hagrid's hut and knocked loudly on the door, but nobody opened the big door. So he walked around to the back door, which was unlocked and let himself in. He heard someone snoring when he closed the door behind himself. Hagrid must have over slept; he'd better go wake him.
Harry tip toed through the house only to wish he'd never gone through the back door. One the ground of the main room was Hagrid, Trelawney, a huge fur blanket covering them (thankfully) and many empty sherry bottles. He gave a high pitch squeal and ran out the same door he came in. Horrified.
He decided to head back to the Gryffindor common room, taking many short cuts only he, Hermione and the Weasley's knew.
He was nearly at the end of the corridor when a large and a small person came in that very end and started kissing. The little person jumped up and pretty much sat on the bigger persons belly still kissing the bigger person. Harry was disgusted and knew he'd regret it, but he kept walking anyway to get a closer look at the people. Ginny! Crabbe! If this wasn't bad enough another large figure came into the corridor and started kissing Ginny as well. Goyle.
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Eww threesome! Ginny-Crabbe-Goyle! Gross!
Sorry if we now gave you some mental illness, see a shrink if necessary.