The Life of Stanford Pines

by FanFiction Writer 26

Follow Stanford Pines through out the major events in his life. From his birth, to the fall out between him and Stanley, to being pushed into his portal, his 30 years in the multiverse, to his return home, to Weirmageddon, sailing with Stanley, Stanley's death, to finally his own death. Complete!

4. Age 32 through 52

Disclaimer: I don't own Gravity Falls.

Chapter 4

Age 32 through 52.

32 years old

Ford is now 32 years old and Ford is in the M dimension. This dimension is very strange to Ford. Everything and everyone is in the shape of the letter M. The alphabet is the letter M 26 times. Before he went crazy Ford found a rift and left.

37 years old

Ford is now 37 years old Ford had just left the do over dimension. He went through a rift. Now he's in front of a huge brick building. He thinks that he's back on Earthy. So he rushed into the building and was. Disappointed to see different looking people inside. He looked around and sees that he's in a library. Ford went up to the front desk and asked "Do you have any books on Bill Cipher?" The person behind the desk shuddered. Then he said "Yes we do fifth row down. Third bookcase second self." Ford went down five rows. Found the third bookcase and got. All of the books off the self.

As he read he's glad that he's on the right track. Building a quantum destabilizer. He even found a weakness for Bill. After doing his research. Ford talked the librarian into letting him spent the night. The next day Ford a rift.

42 years old

Ford is now 42 years old he is now on Lottocon Nine. It's a dimension where gambling is mandatory. Ford thought to himself that Stanley would have loved this dimension. Then he found himself feeling depressed. At first Ford was angry at Stanley. But as the years have gone on. Ford realized that they were both in the wrong. Considering Ford wasn't in a good mind a set. He could have worded thing differently. So that Stanley hopefully wouldn't have gotten mad. And they wouldn't have fought. Ford has won an infinity sided die. Now he's playing a card game and is winning big. Just then a group of official looking people came up to Ford.

They accused him of counting cards and kicking him out.

47 years old

Ford is now 47 years old. And he's trying to find a rift. To try to get out of the two dimensional dimension. The people of the dimension have been attacking Ford. Bleeding and dissociated Ford found a rift and went through it. Once through the rift Ford is now in a different dimension. He doesn't know if it's safe. The man took two steeps and blacked out. A seven eyed woman known as the Oracle isn't far from where Ford blacked out. She thought that she heard something. So she decided to investigate.

Soon she found a man laying on the ground bleeding. The man has dark brown hair that's peppered with grey. Has glasses and is wearing strange clothes. The Oracle decided to pick him up. And take him to her home. Which is a shrine on a mountain top. Once at home she took the man to a room. She laid the man down then got a first aid kit. Then she took care of the man's wounds. She noticed the man's hands. The Oracle is intrigued by the man's six fingers. She finished taking care of the man's wounds and left the room.

Two days later Ford opened his eyes. And saw that he's in a room and that he's laying on a bed. He sat up and looked around. It all looks so nice so Ford wondered if he he has died. Just then he heard the door open. He watched as a seven eyed woman came into the room. "Well the good news is I'm not dead." Ford thought to himself and is intrigued by the woman in the room.

"It's good to see you awake. How are feeling?" asked the woman

"I'm feeling pretty good thank you." Ford replied

"I'm known as the Oracle. And you are in dimension 52." informed the Oracle

"It is nice to meet you Oracle. My name is Stanford Pines." stated Ford

Ford found himself talking to the Oracle for hours. And she told him that she knew a way to protect his mind from Bill. Willing to do anything Ford asked "What is it?"

"Well I can surgically put a metal plate in your head." replied the Oracle

"I'm willing to do anything. To keep Bill out of my mind." stated Ford

Two days later the Oracle reformed the surgery on Ford. He made it through the surgery very well. Ford recovered for a week then he was on his way.

52 years old

Ford is now 52 years old and is still dimension hopping. His hair only took a year to grow back. And now has two shades grey going on. The major bulk of hair is a warm gray. And where his stitches were is stripe of cool grey. Ford's Quantum destabilizer is nearing completion. And thanks to Bill Ford has been stealing parts for his weapon. Ford has a large bounty on his head. And there are wanted posters for Ford. So Ford keeps a low profile.