This was , perhaps the best night of Spikes life.
The Slayer was his , the streets were full of monsters and the Slayers little cheerleading squad hadn't arrived yet .
He lifted the squealing Buffy from the floor his face vamping out as he prepared for a 'snack' .
Unfortunately though our favourite British vampire was stopped mid -bite by a rather meaty fist , which had somehow smashed it's way through the wall and was now groping around for it's target .
What the bloody hell ? Was all spike could pipe out before the fingers wrapped themselves around the vampires throat . He was then pulled through the wall (rather painfully he might add) and met face to face with his assailant.
The guy looked like the slayers friend ….but he couldn't drag people through walls could he ?
Spike's line of thought was broken off by the fist impacting with his head , the mighty bearded figure of Xander stood their his cowboy hat discarded to the floor.
"Who th"- wailed spike reeling from the blow.
"I'M CHUCK NORRIS BITCH" ! Screamed Xander/Chuck Norris who then roundhouse kicked Spike's head off.
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Ethan Rayne hid under the counter top , he had a feeling selling that fake beard and cowboy hat to the Slayers friend wasn't such a good idea…..
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I couldn't help myself . Honestly. I don't own Buffy and Chuck Norris owns himself , if anyone say's otherwise then their going to get their asses kicked.