Mega...Baby?
Lord Stingdingdingdingdingworth: Greetings everyone and welcome to chapter 2. I know I said wasn't going to make chapter 2 until I get 10 reviews, but I was on a roll! And speaking of roll...
Roll: Hi everyone!
Lord Sting: roll is my new co-host, hopefully she wont make me suffer like megaman did.
Roll: look, I brought rolltoddler along with me!
Rolltoddler: Hi evewyone!
Lord sting: oh! That reminds me. For the rest of the story, rolltoddler's name will be pronounced properly. The name is stupid enough as it is...
Rolltoddler: you think my name is stupid? beginning to cry
Lord Sting: oh no!
Rolltoddler: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Lord Sting: nuts! Well I better begin the story.
Disclaimer: Don't own megaman. Unless... no that wouldn't work...
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At the door stood Mr. Famous.
"Famous, what are you doing here?" asked Lan.
"Well, you see... um... it's my fault that the navis are chibis" said an embarrassed famous.
"YOU SON OF A-" Dex began as he charged at Famous, but a random tranquilizer dart hit him in the neck and made him topple over.
"Well that's him out for the rest of the story" said Chaud.
"Back to the main issue" said Lan "What do you have to do with this whole thing?".
"Well" explained Famous "I was making a device last night that could revive old fossils. But an accident caused it to reverse the age process of all navis."
"But wait, navis don't age" said Yai "so how can they have their age reversed?"
"AH! DON'T QUESTION THE STORY!" screamed Famous in fear "THE AUTHOR WILL HEAR YOU!"
Then the roof of Lan's house tore open a booming voice came from the heavens.
"WHO DARES TO POINT OUT A PLOTHOLE IN MY STORY!"
"It was her oh great one" said famous, pointing to Yai.
"DIE!" then a dark hole opened up beneath her and sucked her in then it closed.
"ANYONE ELSE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE STORY!" "No master" said everyone at once. "GOOD... NO IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, A GOT A PIZZA WITH MY NAME ON IT!"
Then Lan's roof floated back down and the world was at peace again.
"That was weird" said Lan "anyway famous, continue."
"Well The good news is that I made a cure" said Famous.
"That's great!" said Lan.
"But unfortunately it was stolen along with the chibifeir (that's what Im calling the device) and I can't make another one without the chibifeir!" said Famous.
"What! Who stole the device?" asked chaud.
"It was Bass" said Famous "and the thing is... he wasn't turned into a baby!"
"That ain't good" said Lan.
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"Oh no!" panicked Lan "someone is attacking ACDC square!"
In ACDC Square...
The Diapered gang was being attacked by 5 navis in cloaks.
"who awe you people" demanded megababy.
"Why megababy, don't you recognize your old pal Bass?" said one of the cloaked navis taking his hood off to reveal... Bass! (Duh!)
"Bass!" shouted everyone in fear. "That's right my diapered foe Im back! and This is my gang."
The other navis removed their hoods.
"There's Chainman" The first navi was very tall and had tan skin, grey hair and crimson eyes, also he had a black outfit covered with chains finally he had a black beanie instead of a helmet and his crest had a two chains making an "X".
"Crushman" This navi was a giant and looked like he was made of stone and was covered in scars, his crest was a rock been smash by a mallet.
"Hoopmam" this navi was a tall, African American navi with armor the same design as the Harlem Globetrotters uniform and his crest was a basketball.
"And finally, Whiplash!" Whiplash was a tall female navi with a tight black outfit with red stripes on the sides, blond hair, cold blue eyes, finally she was hold a large black whip and her crest was a whip.
"And we are..." began Bass.
"THE DESTROY ALL CHIBIS ASSOCIATION!" screamed the whole gang.
"What do you guys that do?" said Gutsbaby densely.
"Shut up you little piece of vermin!" screeched Whiplash.
And this caused Gutsbaby to cry.
"Hey don't be so mean!" said rolltoddler.
"Why don't you make us, fools!" said Hoopman.
"GRAAGH! ME NO LIKEY YOU BRATS! ME CRUSH BRATS! CRUSH!" screamed the -51 I.Q. navi.
"Yo, like, settle navi dude" said chainman in a calm, cool voice "There is no need to get, like, angry. Let's just calm down & HYAA!"
Chainman right arm turned into a cannon and shot out a net made of chains at the navi babies.
The net caught protobaby, Gutsbaby and glideinfant.
"All right I got me some hostages!" said chainman.
"Good one chainman!" said Bass "and now we shall take our leave!"
"Not so fast, Bass" said Whiplash, who was holding the chibifeir in the form of a handgun.
"What are you doing Whiplash!" said Bass, beginning to sweat.
"Im taking over this group Bass" said Whiplash "But first..." Then she shot the chibifeir at Bass!
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Lord Sting: SHUT THAT BABY UP!
Rolltoddler: WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Roll: It's your fault that she's crying!
Lord Sting: That's it!
(grabs rolltoddler & dropkicks her)
Rolltoddler: WAAAAAAAAAH! (flies off into distance)
Roll: Why you heartless...
(grabs roll & dropkicks her)
Roll: Screw yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu!
Lord Sting: For those wondering, yes there will be romance in this story. Wait till next chapter for it. Also a little contest for everyone, design a navi & send the idea to me. I'll pick the best one and use it in the final chapter of my fanfic. Bye!
