Megababy
Lord Stingdingdingdingdingworth: Greetings once again to megababy! Sorry about the wait! I had some business to deal with... while we're on the subject, let me introduce you to my newest co-host, Bass!
Bass (tied to a chair): What the! How did I get here!
Lord SDX4W: Quiet Bass! You stay alive as long as you do as I say!
Bass: I ain't scared of you!
Lord SDX4W: DO AS I SAY OR YOUR PIKACHU PLUSHIE GETS IT!
(Puts gun up next to the pikachu plush's head)
Bass: You leave plushachu out of this!
Lord SDX4W: SAY THE DISCLAIMER OR ELSE!
Bass: FINE! Lord fatso does not own megaman or it's character's, BUT HE'LL BE OWNING A BROKEN JAW IF HE DOESN'T GIVE BACK PLUSHACHU!
Lord SDX4W: UP YOURS BASS!
Bass: I HATE YOU!
(Bickering scene that will continue throughout the story)
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Whiplash shot the chibifeir at Bass.
Bass slowly began to shrink, his eyes became bigger, his fierce look became cuter & a black diaper popped up out of nowhere.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Bassbaby "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!"
"I think she chibifeid you bass" said megababy.
"Well obviously" said Whiplash "Now if you don't mind, we got to take these hostages to the boss."
"But I thought I was the Boss" said Bassbaby.
The whole DACA laughed themselves silly.
"You! Our boss! Dat's a good one" said hoopman.
"You were never our leader, Bass, We just wanted you to think that so you would corporate!" said chainman.
"Then who is youw weader?" said megababay.
"We would love to tell you but we gotta run! Chao!" said Whiplash /Whiplash logging out/.
"CRUSH" screamed crushman /Crushman logging out/.
"Later fools!" said hoopman /hoopman logging out/.
"Come little hostages!" said chainman /chainman & chibi hostages logging out/.
Meanwhile in the real world...
"No! Protobaby!" said Chaud.
"Calm down Chaud, have some cake" said Lan.
"Why should I?" asked Chaud.
"Because the author made it" said Mr. Famous "And you know how delicious his cakes are! Hint hint"
"His cakes suck!" replied Chaud.
"CHAUD YOU IDIOT!" screamed Maylu.
Once again the roof tore off Lan's house & the same voice boomed from the heavens.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY CHAUD!" said the threatening voice.
"I said your cakes suck" shouted back Chaud.
"THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR." Replied the voice "WE CANT ALL BE MASTER BAKERS! I KNOW YOUR SUFFERING FROM EMOTIONAL STRESS, BUT DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME! MEANIE!" the roof floated back down & he was gone.
"So... anyway, we need to do something! Our navies have been stolen & megababy & rolltoddler can't do anything!" said Chaud.
"Or can they?" said Mr. Famous "wait... no there's nothing we can do at all. Sorry kids."
"Famous, if you're not going to help than leave!" said Chaud.
"FINE! But I'm taking the cake with me!" said famous walking off with the cake.
"Right let's think of a plan" said Lan. They were thinking & thinking & thing for hours, until...
"Maylu! Chaud!" said Lan "I'm getting one of those things, you know, headaches with pictures!"
"An idea?" asked Maylu.
"Yeah that one!" said Lan "What we do is (readers aren't allowed to here the plan or it will give the story away) then we get the navies back, we turn them back to normal & we get first prize at the county fair!"
"That's brilliant Lan!" said Chaud "except for the county fair thing."
"Yeah I think the plan can work without that part." Said Maylu.
"Fine!" Said Lan "But don't blame me when you don't get a ribbon at the county fair!"
"Right well we better let the navies get some sleep" said Maylu.
"Yeah good point" said Lan.
"Wait! What do we do about bassbaby?' asked Chaud.
"Well, how about you take care of him Chaud?" asked Lan. "Me? Eh! Blagh! Ew! No" said Chaud.
"Oh Come on Chaud!" said Maylu "What's the worst that could happen"
"Fine I'll take him!" said Chaud "But I'm getting paid for this!"
Meanwhile in the net...
"Wow" said rolltoddler "we have to save evewyone tommowow"
"Yeah!" said megababy "its gunna be so cool!" "You know mega, I'm kind of happy that it's just you & me" said rolltoddler.
"What about bassbaby?" asked megababy.
"Don't mind me" said bassbaby "I'm just gunna take a nap" Bassbaby yawned & fell asleep.
"So rolltoddler" said megababy "how come you're happy that we're togethew?"
Rolltoddler blushed slightly.
Roll had always had a crush on megaman, even before they became babies, & now, being a baby made her less nervous about telling megababy.
It was still difficult though.
"Well" said rolltoddler "because... just because!" than rolltoddler walked (or crawled) over to megababy & kissed him on the cheek.
"Bye mega!" said rolltoddler
/rolltoddler logging out/
Megababy blushed slightly & sat there for 5 minutes not moving a muscle, until... "AHHHH! COOTIES! GET THEM OFF! GET THEM OFF!" he was blushing redder than a sunburned tomato (you think of something better!)
"Sigh" said Lan's voice from the P.E.T "come on Megababy"
/megababy logging out/
"You to I guess" said Chaud.
/sleeping Bassbaby logging out/.
Meanwhile, somewhere in the Undernet...
The Destroy all chibis association was watching the baby navies on a monitor.
"So" said a dark, evil voice that belongs to none of the members of the association "That's megababy huh? Not so impressive to me"
"But master" said Whiplash "I thought you said megaman would be the most dangerous of them all"
"Yes, Agent Whiplash megaman would be dangerous but within two seconds of watching I have already figured out megababie's one weakness!" said the voice.
"Whats that?" asked Chainman.
"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME WITHOUT CALLING ME MASTER! DIE!" screamed the voice.
2 seconds later...
/Chainman deleted/
/Hoopman deleted/
"Master, was it necessary to delete hoopman as well as chainman?" asked Whiplash.
"Don't blame me" said the voice "he was the one trying to defend him"
"MASTER!" screamed crushman "WHAT IS THE WEAKNESS OF THE BRAT! TELL CRUSHMAN SO HE CAN CRUSH HIM! CRUSH!"
"Simple my dimwitted minion" said the voice "His one weakness is... Cooties!" (Dun dun duuuuuuuun!)
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Bass: Cooties? Bah! This story sucks!
Lord SDX4W: Right! That's it!
(Kicks Bass in the nuts)
Bass: THE PAIN!
(Bass deleted)
Lord SDX4W: right! Now that I got that settled, I continue with-
(Sirens going off)
Lord SDX4W: I'm not going back to jail! Come Plushachu! To Antarctica! Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Oh by the way people, hope you like it, please review, I need more entrants for the comp, etcetera, now RUN AWAY!