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Kris POV We were walking home from our evil school that makes us wear skirts in the freezing cold. "I'm cold, I'm tired, and I don't want to go back to that torture that is called a school band concert EVILE!" I said shivering with fear. "Does it look like I want to go back to that place again I don't think soo." Kitty said to me "I know. Oh crap.." "what! What what!" Kitty asked in confusion

"We have a swimming meet tomorrow!" I said mock sobbing "We're all going to die I wish something would just happen to us so we won't have to go." Kitty prayed "yeah know where I wanna go?" "Let me guess to Pirates of the Caribbean right tell me I'm right?" "Correcto mundo!" then all of a sudden everything went purple. "What the hecks goin on?" Kitty screamed in confusion.

And everything from purple to black and Kris and Kitty blacked out. Kitty POV A few hours later I woke up next to Kris on the hard ground. "Oow my back hurts" I said " hey Kris wake up" I pushed my friend for her to wake up " but mama I don't want to go to school." Said Kris still asleep " Kris we aren't going to school I don't even know where we are right now." I said to my still sleeping friend " huh no school... Woohoooo!" she said finally awoke. " Wait where are we?" Kris asked in confusion and looking around at some people that were looking at for a while now " I don't know I been trying figure that out and do you have a staring problem?" I asked just a little ticked. "Oh. My. Gosh! Kitty it's Jack Sparrow and..."

"Captain are you listening to me! It's Captain Jack Sparrow!" "Okay Kitty it's CAPITAN Jack Sparrow!" "Why thank ye young missy. But how do you know me name?" " Your welcome but the names Kitty not missy I hate when people call me that." I said. "Anyways as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by MISSY. I will continue what I was saying Will Turner !"

" ok its Will Turner BIG DEAL! Deal with it." B-bu-but it's a Sex God!" " No no NOOOOOOOOO way that's just wrong he is not... I really don't want to say but he is not I mean NOT sexy." "What do you mean not sexy!" " Do you want me to repeat myself he is NOT SEXY!" and that ended our argument. And we finally noticed the guys staring at us. "Do you think their crazy?" asked the one with the dreadlocks. " I heard that.. And yeah I just a little bit crazy you can ask any of my friends oh and Kris is too." " What I am not"

" yes you are and don't lie I know you ." " Ok whatever I guess I am then." " That settles it their crazy" said the ugly one said ( will turner) (A/N will is HOT! This is just Kitty's point of view not mine in mine he is TOTALLY FINE!) " Soo where are we going?" Kris POV "Are we going to Tortuga?" I asked. Then I remembered something "Oh yeah we still have to introduce ourselves. Okay I'm Kris and that is Kitty. What are you doing?" "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow" the one with the dreadlocks introduced himself. " you're kidding me right?" asked Kitty. "he's cute!" she whispered in my ear. " you think he's CUTE!" I said pointing to Jack. "Not so loud!" Kitty said while hitting my head. "Ah so you think I'm cute?" Jack said with a smirk on his face. "No,no no no no no no no no no. I was talking about a.um.actor." Kitty said nervously.

"C'mon don't deny it! You like him and you know it!" At this the argument ended because Kitty knew she wouldn't win. "Okay on with the introductions." I said pointing to the FINE man standing next to Jack. "My name is Will Turner, nice to meet you." He introduced himself. "what are you doing in my bag Kitty?" "I'm looking for something to eat I'm hungry" Kitty replied. "Hey! Why's my cd player in your in your bag?" "Cuz you told me to hold it for you." "oh yeah that's right.

Is anybody gonna answer my question where are we going?" Kitty asked " we are going to Tortuga with.." Jack was cut off by Kris "with all the whores and sluts and drunks and prostitutes and scoundrels and.." "okay we get the picture!" Kitty said before taking a bite of a chocolate bar she found in my bag. Kitty POV When I heard we were going to Tortuga I started to sing my favorite song (not really) " we're goin to Tortuga we're goin to Tortuga we're goin to Tortuga we're goin to Tortuga" "okay we get the picture Kitty" "but I'm having fun!" "is she always like this?" Will whispered in Kris's ear. "yes unfortunately we both do when we get really really bored."

Kris said to Will. " you guys are boring I am going to go talk to Jack." " ok have fun FLIRTING!" I gave her an evil look and then remembered something. "Yeah you too." Kris blushed at the comment and just gave her, her famous death glare. I just turned around and walked off to where Jack was. " hey Jackie pooh" "Jackie Pooh? What kind of name is that?" " I don't know just a nickname I made up for calling me a young missy." Long awkward silence. " so anyways.. whats up?" " well the sky is up along with the sails and." okay stop right there.

I mean how are you. What's up is slang for that, got it?" "well I spent a night in jail. Fought with the whelp over there, and commandeered this ship, and met two very pretty ladies, so feel quite alright although I miss my rum." " well this is how my day went. I went to school like always, talked to my friends I wonder where Britt is oh well, then after school Me and Kris were walking home and we ended up here and met you guys soo I feel pretty good."

Okay that's where we're going to leave off in this chapter so Please Review! Ttyl Kitty & Kris