Megababy
Lord Stingdingdingdingdingworth: Welcome everyone to yet another chapter of Megababy! Today's Co-host is Wally the Penguin.
Wally: Hi!
Lord SDX4W: The reason why he's my co-host is because I'm currently in Antarctica due to my incident with Bass in the last chapter. Wally was the only living creature I could find here, so he became my co-host.
Wally: Am I getting paid for this?
Lord SDX4W: No Wally, I told you that at the beginning.
Wally: WHAT! LOUSY CHEAPSKATE! I DON'T WORK FOR FREE YOU KNOW!
Lord SDX4W: Wally... (Pulls out tranquilizer gun) calm down...
Wally: DIE!
Lord SDX4W: IT BEGINS!
(Massive fighting scene that will continue throughout the story)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the chibifeir, which you can buy for $29.95 (please buy it! I'm so desperately poor)
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Lan's House...
"Megababy" said Lan "please go to sleep!"
It was currently 10:30 pm, & megababy still hadn't gone to sleep.
"But Wan!" whined megababy "You haven't wead me a stowy! How can I sweep when I haven't been wead a stowy!"
"Sigh" said Lan "Fine I'll read ya a story"
Lan Look on his book shelf for a book to read megababy.
"Let's see..." said Lan "your options are 'Goldilocks & the three viruses', 'Navi White & the 7 mettures' or 'The gingerbread navi'"
"How about that wun?" said megababy pointing to a book under Lan's bed.
"Let's see what we got here" said Lan as he pick up the book "'the big book of decapitation' well this is sort of a baby book, but alright!"
"Yay! Decapitation!" cheered megababy.
"Right, let's begin" said Lan.
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Meanwhile at Maylu's house...
"Maywu, can I ask you something?" asked rolltoddler.
"Sure rolltoddler" said Maylu "What do you want to know"
"Do you think megababy wikes me?" asked rolltoddler.
"Awwwwww!" cooed Maylu "That's so sweet! Yes rolltoddler, I think megababy likes you!"
"How do you know?" asked rolltoddler.
"Because rolltoddler, Lan told me! Lan told me that megababy is crazy about you! & you know that Lan never lies!" explained Maylu.
"Weally?" asked rolltoddler hopefully "Wan told you that?"
"Yes he did" said Maylu.
"Wait a minute!" said rolltoddler "Wan would nevew say that! Your wying aren't you!"
"Alright!" confessed Maylu "The truth is I'm not sure megababy likes you or not, but I know who does!"
"Who!" asked rolltoddler excitingly
"Megababy" said Maylu "why don't you just ask him if he likes you or not?"
"But... I..." stammered rolltoddler while blushing a bit "what if he says he doesn't wike me?"
"I'm sure he won't rolltoddler" said Maylu.
"Ok!" said rolltoddler "I'm going to go & ask him wight now!" Then she teleported on to the net.
"Wait!" shouted Maylu "not now!"
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Back at Lan's house...
"And so, the goblin tore off the wizard's head, & blood went everywhere, the end" read Lan "So, did you like the story little buddy? Megababy?"
But megababy was sound asleep.
"Awww!" cooed Lan "He's probably dreaming about decapitating victims of his very own. Well, I better go to bed as well."
So Lan hopped into bed & went to sleep.
5 minutes later megababy was woken up by a thump, the thump made him jump (hey that rhymes!)
"Wh- Who's there" asked megababy nervously.
Everything was quiet, not a single noise in the house, not even the squeaking of a mouse (dam! I did it again!)
So megababy assumed that he just dreamed it & went back to sleep.
But then... "HI MEGA!" said rolltoddler.
"AHHHHHHH!" screamed megababy.
"Shhh" shushed rolltoddler "You'll wake Wan up!"
"Uhhh..." moaned Lan "No grandma, I don't wanna swim in my underwear, the mail girl will see me..."
"What are you doing here Rolltoddler?" asked megababy .
"There's something I want to tell you..." said roll nervously.
"What is it?" asked megababy.
"Mega... do ever think of me as more than a fweind?" asked rolltoddler.
"You mean wike fam-wee?" asked megababy.
"No" said rolltoddler "I mean wike... What mean to say is... I wike you mega!"
Megababy face went red, his eyes went wider & mouth hung wide open.
"Oh no!" thought rolltoddler "He must not like me back! Oh! How embarrassing!" (Yes, they only speak chibi when they're talking) Rolltoddler was getting up to leave, but then...
"I wike you to rolltoddler" said megababy "I've always wiked you, even before we became babies..."
"Weally!" said rolltoddler "me too!"
"This is gweat!" cheered megababy "You know what, once we get the othews back, we could stawt dating!"
"Yeah!" cheered rolltoddler "So I bettew go home & sweep. But could I have a kiss before I go?"
"AHHHHH! NO!" screamed megababy.
"But I thought you wiked me" said rolltoddler.
"I do, but I'm scawed of cooties, wike all male childwen" explained megababy.
"Oh... O.K" said rolltoddler
"How about after we save everyone & tuwn back to nowmal?" asked rolltoddler.
"Sorry kiddies" said a familiar female voice "But you aren't going to be saving anyone!" then a purple fog came out of nowhere & megababy & rolltoddler started falling asleep...
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Somewhere in the Undernet...
Rolltoddler woke up & found herself in some weird room.
The place was coloured in nothing but black. Rolltoddler was getting scared of her surroundings.
"Awww" said the female voice "Isn't that sweet? She's so scared! Hahahahaha!"
The from out of the shadows, Whiplash & Crushman walked out.
"RAAAAGGGHHHH!" screamed crushman "ME NO LIKEY CUTE! ME CRUSH CUTE! CRUSH!"
"Wh- where's megababy?" asked rolltoddler.
"Oh, I think our new henchmen can explain everything to you" said Whiplash "Binaryman! Get in here!"
Another navi came from out of the shadows.
This navi was a robotic type navi, he was covered in zeros & ones, plus he had eyes, but no face, his symbol was a zero with a one next to it. "Binaryman, please explain to the young girl where her friend is" said Whiplash.
"010010011100010110" said binaryman in a robotic type voice.
"Wha?" asked rolltoddler.
Binaryman rolled his eyes "010010011100010110" said Binaryman again.
"Wha?" asked rolltoddler.
"Uh! Cant you speak binary!" shouted Whiplash "He said your friend is at the pits!"
"The pits?" asked rolltoddler "what are they going to do down there?"
"RAGH! ME NO KNOW! ME CRUSH LACK OF KNOWLAGE! CRUSH!" screamed Crushman.
"Your not even trying anymore, are you Crushman?" asked Whiplash.
Just then, a beeping noise was heard.
"My communicator is beeping" said Whiplash "The boss wants me & crushman to go to the pits. Binaryman, you take care of the brat."
"0110010" said Binaryman with a chuckle.
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Meanwhile in 'the pits'...
Megababy had just woken up as well. Though unlike rolltoddler, megababy couldn't see anything.
"Where am I?" asked megababy.
"Welcome..." said a voice "to the pits..."
Megababy started shivering; he had always been scared of ghosts & that voice...
"Who are you?" asked Megababy.
"I am... Deathman!" said the voice, then candles lit up everywhere.
A man stood near megababy, he was broad shouldered, coved in scars, missing an eye, fangs, he looked completely terrifying, except for...
"You're tiny!" giggled megababy.
Megababy was right, Deathman was only 4 inches tall.
"Yeah! So what!" said Deathman "I'm still powerful enough to defeat you!"
"How!" asked megababy.
"Simple" said a female voice "We just push you into the pits"
Whiplash & Crushman appeared next to Deathman.
"In ya go!" said Whiplash & kicked megababy.
Megababy went flying into a pit of darkness.
Megababy fell in to the pit, fortunately his diaper cushioned the fall.
"wow" said megababy.
Inside the pit was a blue vortex, it was shinning so brightly that megababy was hypnotized & never saw whiplash coming up behind him.
"Hi cutie!" said Whiplash & kiss megababy on the cheek.
"AHHHH!" screamed megababy "COOTIES! GET 'EM OFF! GET 'EM OFF!"
Because megababy was running he didn't see the rock in front of him. He trip over it & fell into the wormhole.
To be continued...
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(Lord Stingdingdingdingdingworth eating a burger)
Lord SDX4W: Hi everyone! I one the fight against that crazy penguin, & now Im having Wally burgers! Say Hi Wally!
Wally: I hate you so much!
Lord SDX4W: I cant say I blame ya! Considering what Im doing!
(takes a bite out of the wally burger)
Wally: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Lord SDX4W: MMMM! That's good! Now, people I need more entrants for the contest, also I would like suggestions for the story! That's all for now, see ya!