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Disclaimer: we don't own POTC just Kris and Kitty A/N: this is after Jack tells Will about his father if any of you were wondering
Chapter Two: It's all about food
*Kris POV* "soo how ya doin?" I asked looking for something else to say. "Um I'm alright I guess." He replied. I looked back to where Kitty and Jack were and saw Kitty dancing her heart out. "Well looks like their having fun." I said nodding towards the pair. Will laughed at the sight of Kitty dancing weird. Then I remembered something that happened a few years ago in middle school. "Oh crap" "What?" "She better not be telling him that story cuz if she is I'm soo gonna kill her!!" "What story?" "Um... can't tell you" "Why not?" "Because I don't want to..." I said nervously and looked at Kitty with wide eyes. "Oh. NO. KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!" I said getting up and stomping towards her totally forgetting about Will.
*Kitty POV* "Oh crap she is definitely going to kill me for telling the story of her." Hiding behind Jack. "Why?" "Because I wasn't supposed to tell anyone about that." I told Jack." Save me from her pleaseeeeee." Still hiding behind him. Jack stared wide eyed as Kris stomped over towards them yelling at the top of her lungs with Will at her tail trying unsuccessfully to calm her down. "Please I beg you, please save me from her." Jack looked at me with wide eyes because he couldn't believe this cocky girl behind him was scared of her friend. "You don't know her like I do! Last year a guy grabbed her but and she almost killed him!! Although he did deserve it. But I don't!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M ONLY 18!!!!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I cried while Kris was just 2 feet away with the look to kill " I'm sorry I didn't have anything else to say I really really am sorry please don't kill me." I pleaded "ok." Kris answered. "Who will I talk to I mean sure I can talk to them but but they wont understand me and I can't do girl talk with them and heck I'm not talking to Elizabeth no way." Kris said "ok then. so how long will it be till we get to Tortuga?" I asked stepping from behind Jack. "A few hours." The pirate captain replied.
*Kris POV* "I'm hungry! Let's go see what's in the galley." I said to Kitty. "Yes go get some food for me and the whelp." Jack said as we were going down to the galley. *down in the kitchen* "The nerve of him! What does he think we are!?! His slaves!!!" I said "I have a great idea. We make more food than we can eat. Eat it in front of them and act like we're gonna throw the rest overboard!!" Kitty said menacingly. *back on deck* "Do you think their going to make us something? Since you asked so rudely?" asked Will "Of course they are! They're not that mean they won't eat all the food down there and in front of us!" Jack said reassuringly. "I hope you're right. I haven't had a decent meal in a few days." Will said unsure.
*Kitty POV* We were done with the food and going back up to the deck to eat in front of the guys laughs evilly. "So are we really going through with this?" Kris asked looking at the delicious food we made. "Of course we are. Jack was being mean to us." I said "But what about Will? He was being nice to me! And he was trying to calm me down when I was about to kill you!" "He can wait for his food and you weren't going to kill me and you know it." "Okay I was really mad but I wasn't going to kill you." We were back on deck carrying the delicious food when the guys stop to look at us. "Wow girls that looks delicious." Jack said with a smile on his face. "You want to know something." "What?" "You guys can't have any." "W-what why not?" "Because you didn't ask nice!" "I told you so" Will said to Jack while the girls were walking a way with the food.
*Kris POV* The guys were drooling while we were eating. I think Kitty was getting grossed out by them drooling over our food. "Mmmm. This is good! Don't you think so Kitty?" "Yeah delicious. But I'm getting full." "Yeah me to. But what are we going to with the rest of the food?" At that Will and Jack stopped drooling and looked at us with hopeful eyes. "How about we throw it over board!" Kitty said then looked over at the guys. "Awwww they look so cute that way I guess we could give Will the rest." I said "Yeah you could give me the food and not throw it overboard." Will said greedily "but what about me?" Jack asked "No your mean!" I shouted Jack's face went pale from her shouting at him. "Come on Kris look at him he looks sooo cute lets let him have some of the food ok." Kitty said "Yes listen to Kitty." Jack said desperately "Okay. Fine whatever." I said in defeat. Jack goes up to us hugs us as a thank you *he needs to take a bath* I thought *say it I dare you* Kitty thought to Kris *okay* I replied "You need to take a bath! Cuz you reek!!" I said while Kitty started cracking up. "What! I'll have you know I took a bath yesterday!" "With soap and water..." "And Herbal Essence" Kitty cut in. "the stuff that gives you an..........orgasm." we both started laughing really loud.
*Kitty POV* Jack and Will just looked at us with wide eyes. "What?" I said "Umm... did you say that stuff gives you an orgasm?" Will asked "I don't think you young missy should be talking about that kind of stuff?" Jack asked and Kris starts acting like the Herbal Essence commercial thingy. Jack and Will are just staring at her speechless. "What?" Kris said to the guys. "Ummm... n-n-nothing yeah nothing." They both said at the same time. "Umm... what's that big chunk of land coming up really fast?" I asked just a little bit worried. "It's Tortuga." Jack shouted "We're almost to Tortuga we're almost to Tortuga we're almost to Tortuga." I sang "Tortuga actually means turtle in Spanish." Kris commented. Then Kris did the turtle, turtle from Master of Disguise. They just ignored her.
* At Tortuga* *Kris POV* We were finally at Tortuga and about to get off.
Sorry but we have go now we need to do something else so bye bye Review Please!! Ttyl Kitty & Kris
Disclaimer: we don't own POTC just Kris and Kitty A/N: this is after Jack tells Will about his father if any of you were wondering
Chapter Two: It's all about food
*Kris POV* "soo how ya doin?" I asked looking for something else to say. "Um I'm alright I guess." He replied. I looked back to where Kitty and Jack were and saw Kitty dancing her heart out. "Well looks like their having fun." I said nodding towards the pair. Will laughed at the sight of Kitty dancing weird. Then I remembered something that happened a few years ago in middle school. "Oh crap" "What?" "She better not be telling him that story cuz if she is I'm soo gonna kill her!!" "What story?" "Um... can't tell you" "Why not?" "Because I don't want to..." I said nervously and looked at Kitty with wide eyes. "Oh. NO. KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!" I said getting up and stomping towards her totally forgetting about Will.
*Kitty POV* "Oh crap she is definitely going to kill me for telling the story of her." Hiding behind Jack. "Why?" "Because I wasn't supposed to tell anyone about that." I told Jack." Save me from her pleaseeeeee." Still hiding behind him. Jack stared wide eyed as Kris stomped over towards them yelling at the top of her lungs with Will at her tail trying unsuccessfully to calm her down. "Please I beg you, please save me from her." Jack looked at me with wide eyes because he couldn't believe this cocky girl behind him was scared of her friend. "You don't know her like I do! Last year a guy grabbed her but and she almost killed him!! Although he did deserve it. But I don't!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M ONLY 18!!!!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I cried while Kris was just 2 feet away with the look to kill " I'm sorry I didn't have anything else to say I really really am sorry please don't kill me." I pleaded "ok." Kris answered. "Who will I talk to I mean sure I can talk to them but but they wont understand me and I can't do girl talk with them and heck I'm not talking to Elizabeth no way." Kris said "ok then. so how long will it be till we get to Tortuga?" I asked stepping from behind Jack. "A few hours." The pirate captain replied.
*Kris POV* "I'm hungry! Let's go see what's in the galley." I said to Kitty. "Yes go get some food for me and the whelp." Jack said as we were going down to the galley. *down in the kitchen* "The nerve of him! What does he think we are!?! His slaves!!!" I said "I have a great idea. We make more food than we can eat. Eat it in front of them and act like we're gonna throw the rest overboard!!" Kitty said menacingly. *back on deck* "Do you think their going to make us something? Since you asked so rudely?" asked Will "Of course they are! They're not that mean they won't eat all the food down there and in front of us!" Jack said reassuringly. "I hope you're right. I haven't had a decent meal in a few days." Will said unsure.
*Kitty POV* We were done with the food and going back up to the deck to eat in front of the guys laughs evilly. "So are we really going through with this?" Kris asked looking at the delicious food we made. "Of course we are. Jack was being mean to us." I said "But what about Will? He was being nice to me! And he was trying to calm me down when I was about to kill you!" "He can wait for his food and you weren't going to kill me and you know it." "Okay I was really mad but I wasn't going to kill you." We were back on deck carrying the delicious food when the guys stop to look at us. "Wow girls that looks delicious." Jack said with a smile on his face. "You want to know something." "What?" "You guys can't have any." "W-what why not?" "Because you didn't ask nice!" "I told you so" Will said to Jack while the girls were walking a way with the food.
*Kris POV* The guys were drooling while we were eating. I think Kitty was getting grossed out by them drooling over our food. "Mmmm. This is good! Don't you think so Kitty?" "Yeah delicious. But I'm getting full." "Yeah me to. But what are we going to with the rest of the food?" At that Will and Jack stopped drooling and looked at us with hopeful eyes. "How about we throw it over board!" Kitty said then looked over at the guys. "Awwww they look so cute that way I guess we could give Will the rest." I said "Yeah you could give me the food and not throw it overboard." Will said greedily "but what about me?" Jack asked "No your mean!" I shouted Jack's face went pale from her shouting at him. "Come on Kris look at him he looks sooo cute lets let him have some of the food ok." Kitty said "Yes listen to Kitty." Jack said desperately "Okay. Fine whatever." I said in defeat. Jack goes up to us hugs us as a thank you *he needs to take a bath* I thought *say it I dare you* Kitty thought to Kris *okay* I replied "You need to take a bath! Cuz you reek!!" I said while Kitty started cracking up. "What! I'll have you know I took a bath yesterday!" "With soap and water..." "And Herbal Essence" Kitty cut in. "the stuff that gives you an..........orgasm." we both started laughing really loud.
*Kitty POV* Jack and Will just looked at us with wide eyes. "What?" I said "Umm... did you say that stuff gives you an orgasm?" Will asked "I don't think you young missy should be talking about that kind of stuff?" Jack asked and Kris starts acting like the Herbal Essence commercial thingy. Jack and Will are just staring at her speechless. "What?" Kris said to the guys. "Ummm... n-n-nothing yeah nothing." They both said at the same time. "Umm... what's that big chunk of land coming up really fast?" I asked just a little bit worried. "It's Tortuga." Jack shouted "We're almost to Tortuga we're almost to Tortuga we're almost to Tortuga." I sang "Tortuga actually means turtle in Spanish." Kris commented. Then Kris did the turtle, turtle from Master of Disguise. They just ignored her.
* At Tortuga* *Kris POV* We were finally at Tortuga and about to get off.
Sorry but we have go now we need to do something else so bye bye Review Please!! Ttyl Kitty & Kris