Megababy

Lord Stingdingdingdingworth: Greetings one & all to chapter 5! A quick thanx to my faithful readers so far, with you people by my side, the stories write themselves…

Protoman: Yeah, blame the readers!

Lord SDX4W: Shut it Protoman! I don't know why I picked you to be my co-host!

Protoman: Because after drop kicking roll & rolltoddler, killing Bass & eating wally, I'm the only person willing to be your co-host.

Lord SDX4W: Sigh, let's just start this story before something bad happens like every other time…

Protoman: Hey cool! A dark chip!

Lord SDX4W: No! Don't touch that!

Protoman: AHHHH!

(Dark chip possess protoman & makes him Dark Protoman)

Dark Protoman: ……………

Lord SDX4W: uh oh…

Dark Protoman: DESTROY!

Lord SDX4W: NOOOOOO!

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"Ahhhh!" screamed megababy as hell fell into the worm hole. It flashed an amazing brightness then the wormhole shut & megababy was gone.

"So that's what you meant when you said cooties was his weakness" said Whiplash "I thought had just gone crazy, Master Deathman"

"Yes… everyone always says that at first" said Deathman "then when they see my plans come to action, they realize just how brilliant I am! By the way, where's the new henchman?"

"Taking care of the female brat" said Whiplash "then he'll be reporting here"

Suddenly, Binaryman teleported next to crushman.

"Ah! Binaryman" said Deathman "Did you take care of the girl?"

"….." there was no response from Binaryman.

"Binaryman you ok?" asked Whiplash.

"..0110011010…1" said Binaryman.

"All right then" said Deathman happily "Then let's continue the plan with Phase 3!"

"What is phase 3 master?" asked Whiplash.

"Um… We… um… I don't know" said Deathman.

Whiplash, Crushman & Binaryman all fell over anime style upon hearing this.

"WHAT DO MEAN THERES YOU KNOW PHASE 3? YOU MADE THE WHOLE PLAN!" screamed Whiplash.

"Well…" said Deathman "To be honest I didn't think we'd make it this far"

"Well we better think up a plan" said Whiplash "Binaryman, you got any ideas?"

"…. 01101101101010" said Binaryman.

"What!" said Deathman "That's just gibberish!"

"..011011101…2?" said binaryman.

"IMPOSTER!" shouted Deathman "The real Binaryman would never say two! Get him!"

"RAGH!" screamed Crushman for the 6th time in this story "ME NO LIKEY IMPOSTER! ME CRUSH IMPOSTER! CRUSH!"

Crushman ran up to Binaryman & punched him in the chest.

Then Binaryman broke apart & rolltoddler fell out of him.

"YOU!" shouted Whiplash.

"Please don't hurt me!" begged rolltoddler.

"Hurt you…" pondered Deathman "Hey! That's a good idea! I was just going to let you go but, hurt you! That's much better! Crushman! Do your thing!"

"CRUSH!" screamed Crushman.

"YOU WONT TOUCH HER!" screamed a voice from the pits "MEGABUSTER!"

"What the-" began Lord Death, but he was cut off by a blow to the chest by blue laser bullet.

"No!" said Whiplash in fear "It couldn't be!"

"It is!" cheered rolltoddler.

Standing in front of the pits, was, not megababy, but megaman!

To be continued…

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Dark Protoman: DESTROY LORD STINGDINGDINGDING… I'm sorry are there three 'dings' in your name or four?

Lord SDX4W: Uh… four.

Dark Protoman: Oh ok! STINGDINGDINGDINGDINGWORTH! Destroy & um… wait why do I want to kill you?

Lord SDX4W: 'Cause I made the story to short?

Dark Protoman: Right! DESTROY!

(Random tranquilizer dart comes out of nowhere & hit's dark protoman in the neck)

Dark Protoman: oooooooooohhh…

(Falls over)

Lord SDX4W: Phew! I'm safe! Sorry that the story was so short, but I'm doing this at school & my class is over in 5 minutes, so anyway please review! Also I do need more entrants for my comp! Send me your ideas & the best one gets there navi in the story! Why does no one care!

(School bell rings)

Lord SDX4W: Crap! Gotta go! See ya!