Megababy
Lord Stingdingdingdingdingworth: Greetings readers to chapter 6! Allow me to introduce you to my latest co-host...
Binaryman: 0110101110101
Lord SDX4W: Yes that's right! The most confusing henchmen since hypno master Jango from one piece. Tell the people about how your doing Binaryman!
Binaryman: 010
Lord SDX4W: Wha?
Binaryman: 010
Lord SDX4W: Oh! 010 I thought you said 010, my bad!
Binaryman: 10010110110
Lord SDX4W: Binaryman! Watch your language! There are children reading this you know!
Binaryman: 101001110101
Lord SDX4W: Your right binaryman! Let's start the story!
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Lan's House...
"AAAAHHHH! MEGABABY!" screamed Lan.
Lan was looking at his P.E.T, finding his navi gone.
Maylu crashed through his door.
"LANYOUGOTTAHELPMEIWOKEUPTHISMORNINGANDROLLTODDLERWASGONE!" screamed Maylu at fast rate.
"Maylu! One word at a time!" said Lan.
"Rolltoddler is gone!" said Maylu "I woke up &... oh my! Hahahahaha!"
"What is it?" asked Lan.
"You're... You're in your boxers!" said Maylu holding back a laugh.
Lan's Face went bright red "AH!" screamed Lan "MAYLU GET OUT OF HERE!"
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Meanwhile in the pits...
"Megaman!" cheered Rolltoddler.
"Stay away from her!" said megaman.
"OR WHAT!" screamed Crushman.
"Or this" said megaman.
Megaman fired repeatedly at crushman & knocked him backwards.
"RAGH!" screamed Crushman as he fell back, but then he got back up ready for more.
"This is impossible!" said Deathman "How is he back to normal?"
"Simple" said crushman in a completely different voice "the quantum magnetic cells in the wormhole cause the effects of the chibifeir to reverse & restore him to his natural state & propel him from the wormhole"
Everyone in the room stopped anf looked at him in confusion.
"I mean..." began Crushman "RAGH! IT BIG HOLE'S FAULT! ME NO LIKEY HOLE! ME CRUSH HOLE! CRUSH!"
Everyone sighed in relief upon hearing this.
"Anyway, it doesn't matter how it happened the point is DESTROY MEGAMAN!" ordered Deathman.
"CRUSH!" screamed Crushman as he charged towards megaman.
"Protosword!" said a voice from nowhere.
A red blur went by & sliced Crushman in the chest.
"Your crushing days are over!" said a British voice.
"But mine have just begun! Guts Guts!" said a gruff voice.
"I couldn't be..." started megaman.
"Oh but it is!" said Protoman standing next to Megaman.
"That's right! Guts Guts!" said Gutsman standing near rolltoddler.
"We're all here Megaman & we're ready to help!" said Glide, just near the pits.
"WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT'S A BABY!" shouted rolltoddler.
"Don't worry yourself sweetie!" said Whiplash, pulling out the chibifeir "Soon you'll all be chibis again!"
ZAP!
In a nanosecond Protoman, Gutsman & Glide were all babies again.
"Ah cwap!" said Protobaby.
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Meanwhile at Lan's house...
"C'mon Famous!" said Lan "You gotta find out where they are! That's why I invited you here!"
"I know that Lan!" said Famous.
"Yes but the readers don't know that!" said Lan "This story barely makes sense as it is!"
"Lan! Stop breaking the 4th wall!" said Maylu.
"Oh right! Sorry!" said Lan.
"Hold on a sec!" said Famous "I found them! They are currently in the Undernet."
"Fantastic!" said Lan. "But unfortunately, the P.E.T's wont work due to some magnetic fielding in the area." Said Famous "Though we could use battlechips, if we send in a navi with my new net battlechip transporter..."
"But all the navies in the world are chibis!" said Maylu "None would be powerful enough to reach the Undernet!"
Then for the third time this story, Lan's roof tore open
"that cant be good for the house" said Lan.
And like every other time a booming voice came from the heavens
"Is it true you need a navi?" said the author.
"Yes, oh great one" said Famous.
"hmmmmm... very well, allow me to help!" said the voice.
Then an amazing thing happened, a light came down from the clouds & a figure was seen coming down through the light.
The figure landed in Lan's house.
"It-it couldn't be..." said Lan.
"Oh but it is" said the figure "I am LORD MATTHEW STINGDINGDINGDINGDINGWORTH!"
He was roughly tall boy, about 14 years old, brown hair & eyes, as well as a pimple here of there & he was wearing a black t-shirt & camouflage pants.
"Your going to help us?" asked Maylu.
"Yes!" said Matt "Now Jack in..."
To be continued...
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Lord SDX4W: Yes, that's right! I am in the story! & the winner of my comp will be revealed next chapter! Pretty exciting don't you think Binaryman?
Binaryman: ...
Lord SDX4W: Binaryman?
(Binaryman explodes)
Lord SDX4W: BINARYMAN! NOOOO! The best co-host I ever had gone! How could this happen?
(Saddam Hussein walks into room)
Saddam: Ah! I was wondering we're I left those weapons of mass destruction!
Lord SDX4W: Great! No I got a terrorist disrupting my story! Well folks see you next time! Please review & all that...
Saddam: & remember! Don't tell Bush that Saddam he has isn't the real one!