Megababy
Lord SDX4W: Welcome to chapter... wait what chapter am I on?
Saddam: I think you're on 8!
Lord SDX4W: Really? Hmmm, well you're probably right my terrorist pal!
Saddam: Thank you! Isn't he nice plushachu?
Plushachu: (squeak)
Lord SDX4W: Yes that's right folks! My co-hosts are a terrorist & a plush toy... this is sad...
Saddam: What's wrong with us?
Lord SDX4W: Well to start with... oh never mind! Anyway folks, please allow me to tell you the winners of my comp! All 3 winners will have their navies used in this story!
3rd place: Silver Arrow! Navi: Bioman!
2nd place: Illusion Ninja! Navi: Growthman!
Lord SDX4W: And first prize goes to... A loyal reader! Navi: Hotrod!
(Audience starts clapping)
Lord SDX4W: We have an audience?
Saddam: Apparently...
Lord SDX4W: What a minute! That means that people know you're here! This means that...
(FBI runs into the room)
Lord SDX4W: Ah shi-
FBI: FREEZE DIRTBAGS!
Lord SDX4W: ACK! SADDAM! PLUSHACHU! TO THE ESCAPE PODS!
(Lord SDX4W, Saddam & plushachu run to an escape pod)
Lord SDX4W: DEPLOY!
(Escape pod flies off into space)
Disclaimer: Not another one! Come on people! You know I don't own it!
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The Pits...
"Now to chibify you Megaman!" said Whiplash, aiming the chibifeir at Megaman.
Then suddenly a flaming meteor came roaring by whiplash.
"The chibifeir!" shouted Whiplash in shock
"Where is it?" "Right here baby!" said a voice.
Everyone looked to see who it was.
It was a tall navi wearing a black leather jacket with flames on the side, black leather jeans with flames on the side & black sunglasses.
Also he was on a black hovering motorcycle with flames on the side, his hair was a flame & his symbol was motorcycle.
"Who are you?" asked Deathman.
"The name's Hotrod" said the navi as he put the chibifeir in his belt "Master Stingdingdingdingdingworth sent me here to eliminate you!"
"Wait! Your net-op is the author?" asked Megaman.
"Yep!" replied Hotrod.
"I don't care if your net-op is the pope!" said Deathman "I'm going to eliminate you!"
"Well" replied Hotrod "The pope was my net-op for a little while! You see it all started one day when-"
"Enough! Crushman! Whiplash! Attack!" barked Deathman.
"Let me help Hotrod!" said Megaman.
"You? Bah! You're just a blue moron!" said Hotrod, and then he pointed to Lord Death.
"You ain't the only one with henchmen Deathman!" said Hotrod with a chuckle "Henchmen attack!" nothing happened "Um... I said Henchmen attack!" shouted Hotrod. Still nothing happened.
"No way am I facing these two alone" said Hotrod "But it looks like I don't have a choice"
"CRUSH TIME" shouted Crushman "CRUSHZOOKA!" Crushman's right arm turned into a cannon & fired a large anvil.
"Let's see!" said Whiplash "Judging by your appearance I'd say you were a fire navi, so... Aqua whip"
Her whip turned into a wet towel & she whipped using it.
"Wet towel? Anvil? I'm boned!" said Hotrod "Where are those guys?"
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Meanwhile, somewhere in the Undernet...
Two hooded navies were riding on motor bikes just like Hotrod.
Except one bike was green & covered with leaves.
While the other one was black & every bit of the bike was covered in either skulls & crossbones or biohazard symbols.
"Are sure this is the way to the pits?" asked the one on the green bike.
"Not as sure as I was an hour ago" said the one on the black bike.
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Meanwhile, at Lan's house...
"Where are those losers?" asked the author.
"What losers Master?" asked Famous, bowing.
"Don't call me master" said the author "I don't like formalness & such, just call me Matt"
"Of course mas- I mean Matt" said Famous, still bowing.
"& you don't need to fear me when I'm on earth" said Matt "I'm just a regular teenager here!"
"So Matt, who are these people you're talking about?" asked Maylu.
"My friend's navies" answered Matt "You see, my navi Hotrod may look cool but he is pretty weak. But my friends, their navies are quite powerful, so they usually fight for Hotrod"
"So who are your friends?" asked Lan.
"Us!' said a female voice.
"But mainly me!" said a male voice.
Two more teenagers came from the sky & landed in Lan's room.
The first one to land was a girl, about fourteen years old with pink hair, blue eyes & was wearing a pink tank top, a white mini-skirt & sapphire earrings.
The next one was a fairly tall boy, also fourteen, had short blond hair, brown eyes & was wearing a white t-shirt, black jeans & a shark tooth necklace.
"Bout time you guys got here!" said Matt.
"Hey give us a break!" said the boy "I was trying to find my lucky necklace!"
"Yeah! & I was trying to find my sapphire earrings" said the girl.
"Personally, I don't really like those earrings" said Matt.
"You gave them to me remember!" shouted the girl angrily.
"If we could break up this lovely chat" said Lan "Could you tell us who you are?"
"Sure" said the boy "The name's Lee! & this is my twin sister Donna!"
"Nice to meet you" said the girl.
"Look! We've wasted enough time talking!" said Matt "You guys need to jack your navies in!"
"We already have" said Lee "Back home, they should be there by now!"
"I hope they're not hurt!" said Donna worried.
"Wait! What's that?" said Maylu looking at Lan's computer screen.
"It's them!" said Matt, Donna & Lee at the same time.
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Meanwhile, back at the pits...
"Megaman!" cried Hotrod "Help me!"
"Who? Me?" asked Megaman with a smirk "How can I help you? I'm just a blue moron! I would only get in your way!"
"That's true little boy blue... (If I rhyme one more time...)" said a mechanical voice.
"Mother Nature loves you, but in my eyes you're a loser..." said a hippy like voice.
Two hover-bikes (they shall be referred as that from now on) came flying into the room.
"Bio-Fog!" said the first navi.
"Cocoon Grenade!" said the other one.
Two bombs came flying down.
The first one exploded on impact & destroyed the anvil heading towards Hotrod.
The second one exploded & released a wave of toxic gas that caused Whiplash to go into a coughing fit.
"Oh great!" said Deathman, rolling his eyes "More whacko navies..."
"Whacko navies?" said Hotrod "Do you know who they are! Tell 'em boys!"
The first one removed his hood "I'm Bioman!" second one removed his hood "I'm Growthman!"
"& we are: The runner-up brothers!" said the two at once.
Everyone looked at them.
The one that called himself Bioman was basically an H-bomb with arms & legs, His face was a panel with flashing lights that would light up when he talked, also there was a hole under the panel which is used to shoot bombs & finally his symbol was a Bio-hazard symbol.
The next one who was called Growthman was a tall & thin butterfly type navi, his wings were a tye-dye color & his symbol was a marijuana leaf.
"Uh..." said Megaman "Are you telling me that your henchmen are an H-bomb & a hippy butterfly?"
"Hey!" said Growthman angrily "Don't call me a butterfly! I prefer 'flutterby'"
"RAGH!" shouted Crushman "ME NO LIKEY HIPPY! ME CRUSH HIPPY! CRUSHZOOKA!"
this time round, Crushman shot a large boulder.
"OK listen! I don't think this violence over one another is a good thing! I want us all to hold hands &- AHHHHH!" screamed Growthman as the boulder hit him.
/Growthman Deleted/
"Growthman!" shouted Hotrod & Bioman.
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Meanwhile, back at Lan's house...
"Growthman!" sobbed Donna.
"No one takes out my sister's navi!" screamed Lee "Vengence! Vengeance!"
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Back at the Pits...
"You killed my brother!" shouted Bioman angrily "Now I'll kill you!"
Then suddenly, his arms & legs went inside his body & he flew up into the air.
"No Bioman!" shouted Hotrod "Don't do it!"
"Do what?" asked Megaman. "He's going to do his ultimate move" replied Hotrod "The Bio-Suicide Blast!"
"You mean he's going to...?" asked Megaman
"That's right Little Boy Blue!" said Bioman "Bio-Suicide Blast!" Bioman came flying down from the sky, hitting Crushman & exploding on impact.
/Crushman Deleted/
/Bioman Deleted/
"My friends..." said Hotrod with tears in his eyes "They're... gone..." Megaman looked at Hotrod & then at Deathman.
"Why?" asked Megaman "Why are you doing all this? Why do you hate chibis so much? Why is it worth lives just to get revenge on them?"
"Why? Why! I'll tell you why!" said Deathman "Because if it wasn't for chibis, I would be ruling the world! Whiplash!"
"Yes master?" asked Whiplash.
"Load the flashback!" ordered Lord Death.
"Yes Master Deathman" said Whiplash.
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10 years ago...
A scientist was working in his lab.
"Toddler!" said the scientist to his navi.
"What is it sir?" asked a small voice.
The navi was a very small navi with an orange outfit and a blue helmet, he had green eyes, a blue diaper & his symbol was a rattle.
"Toddler, would you mind passing me Datafile3?" asked the scientist.
"Yes Sir Pwofessor Mogen!" said Toddler.
"Oh by the way Toddler" said the professor "Don't touch the DataStream over there!"
"Why?" asked Toddler.
"Because" explained Professor Mogen "Due to a glitch, that stream will critically reduce data of anything that touches it"
"Uh..." said Toddler with a confused look on his face.
The professor smiled and realized that his navi would need a bit more explaining.
"If you touch it, you'll shrink!" explained the professor in simpler terms.
"Oh! Okay!" said Toddler as he got datafile3.
"Hold it right there" said a voice of pure evilness.
"Who's there?" asked the baby navi nervously.
"Just little old me" said Deathman as he walked out of the shadows "I'm here for the data file you got there"
This is the same Deathman that we know and love, but is a giant
"Toddler!" said Mogen "Don't worry! I'll jack you out!"
"TOO LATE!" screamed Deathman as he dived & went for the file.
Unfortunately, Toddler was smaller than Deathman thought & went over him.
& into the DataStream.
"Noooooo!" screamed Deathman as he sunk into the water.
"Yo-Yo battle chip in!" said the professor.
Toddler's right arm turned into a yo-yo & it went into the water.
"Gwab on to it!" said Toddler.
Toddler felt a tug, so he reeled the yo-yo in to find... a boot.
"Nuts!" said Toddler "Let's twy again!"
Toddler threw the yo-yo back in & this time pulled out Deathman... now 4 inches tall.
"You wook funny!" giggled Toddler.
Deathman looked up & realized that he had shrunk. "No!" screamed Deathman. Then he looked up to Toddler & said "Vendetta!" (Vendetta is Italian for blood feud) "Vendetta! Vendetta on all chibis, babies & children!" screamed Deathman.
/Lord Death logging out/
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Back at the pits...
"So now you know why!" said Deathman "If I had stolen that data file I would be ruler of the world by now, but no! I have to spend my life as a midget! And now... Whiplash! Destroy them!"
To be continued...
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Lord SDX4W: Saddam! Status report!
Saddam: We appear to be on the moon Sir!
Lord SDX4W: Plushachu! Inform our guests that they must come to the moon!
Plushachu: (squeak)
Lord SDX4W: Hope you enjoyed chapter 8 folks! I'm just getting ready for the final 2 chapters! I know I said the contest winners would be announced in the last chapter, but things change! Now I must go! Please review!
