Megababy

Lord SDX4W: I'll do it! I'm crazy and I'm drunk and I'm not afraid to die!

Saddam: Don't do it! Being a terrorist isn't as fun as I set it out to be in my books!

Lord SDX4W: You have books?

Saddam: Yes! And you can buy them in all good stores!

Megaman: Uh... are you allowed to advertise on fanfic?

Roll: Well I don't think the author cares about any rule on fanfic anymore...

Plushachu: (Squeak)

Protoman: What's that Plushachu?

Plushachu: (Squeak)

Bass: You're a professional negotiator?

Plushachu: (squeak)

Wally: Great! Can you try and calm the author down?

(Plushachu walks over to Lord SDX4W)

Plushachu: (squeak)

Lord SDX4W: NEVER! (Presses button)

(Room explodes)

Disclaimer: I don't megaman. Or do I? Wait... no I don't own it... at all...

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Lan's House...

"What's Megaman doing?" asked Maylu.

"This can't be good..." said Lan.

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the Pits...

"You sure about this Megaman?" asked Hotdiaper.

"For the last time yes!" said Megaman.

Megaman had given Hotdiaper the Chibifeir and ordered him to fire at Megaman.

"Alwight" said Hotdiaper "But wemember, you told me to do it!"

ZAP!

In a quick flash, Megaman was Megababy once again.

"But Mega, why do you want to be a baby again?" asked Rolltoddler.

"So I can be with you" said Megababy.

"You mean it?" asked Rolltoddler "You weally mean it?"

Then Megababy kissed Rolltoddler on the lips.

"Does that answer your question?" asked Megababy.

"Yes" said Rolltoddler quietly, blushing at the same time.

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Lan's room...

"That is so cute!" said Maylu.

"I know!" agreed Donna.

"Mega...man..." said Lan while twitching slightly.

"Uh!" said Lee with disgust "I can't stand cute! I'm going home!"

With that, Lan's roof opened for the 5th time in this story and Lee went back up into the clouds.

"Are you two going back?" Lan asked to Matt and Donna.

"No" said Matt "We're going to stay here!"

"You are?" said Famous, clearly confused.

"Yeah!" said Donna "We like this world! Besides, we may come in handy sooner or later!"

"Or we could make everything worse" said Matt "Either way we're going to be in the sequal!"

"Ok then!" said Maylu "Welcome aboard!"

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The Pits...

"Wait!" said Protobaby "wouldn't have been easiew to get the owb back and change everywun back to normal?"

"No, that would be the smawter way to do it" explained Glideinfant "Besides, this way we can have a sequel!"

"Good point!" said Hotdiaper.

Then suddenly a navi walked into the room.

"Hello" said the navi "I'm here to take you home!"

"Who are you?" asked megababy.

"Don't fear me" said the navi "I'm just a regular navi! Now let's get you home!"

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Lan's house...

Everyone was welcoming back their net navies back.

"Good to see ya Rolltoddler" said Maylu.

"I don't care if you're a baby" said Matt "Your still the greatest navi ever!"

"Mega... man..." said Lan, still twitching.

"Hey!" said Protobaby, Gutsbaby and Glideinfant at the same time "Where's my net-op!"

"Uh... Well Dex and Yai are... on holiday..." said Maylu.

"What about Chaud?" asked Protobaby.

"Come to think of it" said Lan "Where is Chaud? We haven't seen him since he adopted Bassbaby"

"Shut up!" said Famous "The news is on!"

"And in other news" said the reporter "The Building of Blaze Corp has been destroyed today. No one is really sure what happened, but workers said that they saw a small black blur whizzing through the computers. Also, Chaud Blaze, the vice-president of Blaze Corp, is missing and presumed dead. Coming up next, Does being in love with yourself mean your gay? Our experts say yes!"

Then Lan's door blew open and Chaud walked in with bits of his hair on fire and was bruised all over.

"Chaud!" said Famous "What happened!"

"Bass... Bass... Bass..." said Chaud receptively then he fainted.

"Let's worry about him later" said Maylu.

"What about me?" said a voice.

Everyone looked at the screen and saw Babylash.

"I don't have a net-op" she said with tears forming in her eyes "Deathman was my only fam-wee"

"Awwwwww" cooed Donna "I'll take care of you!"

"You will!" said Babylash excitingly.

"Yes" said Donna.

"Well that wraps everything up!" said Matt.

"But all the navies are still babies" said Lan "We need to change them back!"

"I'll figure out a way!" said Famous "Now that I have the chibifeir back, I'll make a new cure and everything will in balance once again!"

"But I want Megaman to be back to normal now!" whined Lan.

"Oh don't be such a baby!" said Megababy.

The End

"Wait a minute!" said Megababy "I kissed Rolltoddler! Cooties! Ahhhh!"

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Lord SDX4W: Hello? Anyone here? Gone! Everyone is gone! Finally!

(Farts)

Lord SDX4W: I've been waiting to do that since chapter 1! Anyway I hope you all liked Megababy! As we speak, I am making a sequel! It's going to be called 'To be 5 again!' so keep an eye out for it! Okay, drive home safely and remember: Winners don't use drugs... or darkchips!