~Where in Selene is Usagi?~

"Where the HELL is Usagi?" Rei shrieked grabbing Makoto's arm. "Is it Beryl? Ail and Ann? Demando? Pharaoh 90? Queen Nephrenia? Chaos? WHO TOOK HER?" She shook the warrior of Jupiter until Makoto was forced to restrain her.

"REI! Snap out of it!" Makoto shook the smaller Mars Warrior. "I'm sure, no, positive, Usagi is fine where ever she is." Makoto reassured her. Rei nodded.

"According to my calculations, she is nearby, and no negative energy is near her." Ami held up her mini computer to show her friends.

"How… How do you know that?" Ranma asked looking at the small blue computer.

Ami blushed. "Well, Usagi has been known to, uh, get lost a lot, so we, I, uh, made a tracking device on her." Ami covered.

"Good Save." Minako mouthed at her.

"We need one of those for Ryoga." Ranma replied. Ryoga shot him a vicious look.

"Who cares? Let's get her!" Gohan growled.

"What is that symbol on your computer?" Trowa asked with his imploring green eyes.

"The Mercury Symbol… it's, it's my favorite planet!" Ami quickly put the computer away.

"Yeah, ya know, astrology? We're big astrology nuts." Hotaru supplied.

Trowa still looked at Ami unbelieving. Quatre caught the look and turned to Ami. "Are you sure? Is there something you want to tell us?"

Duo grinned. "I bet they're the Sailor Senshi!" She laughed.

"WHAT?" Seven girls cried out.

"Hey! Chill! I was joking!" Duo held up his hands in defense.

"Right, we knew that." Minako busied herself with the hem of her dress.

Now Trunks got the suspicious look in his eyes. "Why'd you get so worked up about it?" He stood there taking notice of their similarities to the cute sailor suited fighters.

"No reason, who could possibly mistake us for the Sailor Senshi? It's like, you being at the Cell games." Makoto pointed out.

Trunks almost choked. "What makes you think I was at the Cell games?"

"Nothing! You see our point?"

Trunks narrowed his eyes further. "Not quite… I mean, we already have the infamous Gundam Pilots at our school, why not Sailor Senshi?"

"Infamous? Why not Heroic?" Duo asked a bit miffed.

"I wouldn't consider a war veteran heroic." Jim joined.

"Why not? At least we're not space pirates!" Duo argued back.

"Hey! We are NOT space pirates!" Gene defended his trade.

"Why are YOU so jumpy about the cell games?" Rei asked suspiciously.

"I'm not jumpy!" Trunks cried out angrily.

"Then how come we can't be jumpy about being called Senshi?" Rei asked.

"I never said you were jumpy!"

"Jumpy and worked up are synonyms!"

"No, jumpy and tense are synonyms!"

"Pirates and treasure hunters are synonyms!" Duo cried outraged.

"So are war hero's and murderers." Gene growled.

"We saved the world from war!"

"We saved more than you'll ever know!"

"Oh really?"

"YEAH!"

"Now that I think about it, you do look like one of the guys at the Cell Games." Makoto mused.

"Yeah! Remember that short blonde one? Usagi and I drooled over him for days!" Minako giggled.

"Now that I think about it, you look a lot like Sailor Jupiter." Trunks snarled.

"HELLO? DID YOU ALL FORGET USAGI?" Shampoo bellowed.

The fighters all looked embarrassed.

"It's this way." Ami motioned breaking up the eerie silence.

~@~

Squall sat on the counter of his garage. He knew this was a bad idea, so why did he agree? And why the hell were they in his garage? The president's mansion's garage? If this got out, not only would he be in trouble, so would his father.

Seifer.

Seifer would only have to say, "C'mon Squall, you afraid?" And immediately he'd agree to anything the blonde asked him to do. Like kidnapping.

Kidnapping.

Why the hell did they kidnap this girl anyways? Shouldn't they have kidnapped someone from the team, like Trunks? But who knows how the tall blonde thought, certainly not Squall.

"What'cha thinking Pretty boy?" Seifer teased sitting next to Squall.

"…nothing." There's a great response, Squall mentally kicked himself. Why didn't he say, Seifer, this idea sucks, get a new one? Because … who knows why? Why is the sky blue? Why do we only have one moon? Why is there only one universe? What if there's more stuff out there? Why doesn't Sage Brush his hair? Why does Zell have the crazy tattoo on his face? Why does mountain dew lower the sperm count?

"Squall, when your eyes go glassy like that, we all know you're thinking something." Tamahome spoke up from the hood of a Z34 Monte Carlo.

Squall sighed. "Why are we doing this?"

Seifer grinned. "Well, revenge. That Usagi girl, according to our sources, is a best friend with our good buddies Gohan, Trunks, Ranma and Wufei. We're teachin' them a lesson, never mess with the Assassins!"

Usagi moaned. She felt like she over dosed on Nyquil. "My head!" She groaned.

"Now what?" Squall asked turning to Seifer.

"Uhh… I never got that far on my plan, I had to beat Chicken wuss up." Seifer grinned sheepishly.

"My. Name. Is. Zell." Zell seethed.

"Oh Hyne." Squall muttered.

"What-? Where am I?" Usagi asked sleepy eyed looking at the people who surrounded her. She was on a bench in what looked like a huge garage with tons of cars. "Whoa, can we say Bruce Wayne?" She uttered looking at all the cars.

"Who?" Sage looked confused.

"Batman!" Zell cried swatting the air.

"Oh." Sage still looked confused.

"Why…am…I…here?" Usagi asked suppressing a yawn.

Everyone looked at Seifer. "Hey, I'm not the planner!" Seifer held up his hands in defense.

"We're teachin' your friends a lesson." Irvine supplied.

"And why does that include me?"

"…"

"You're their most precious friend."

Usagi blushed beet red. "Ooh."

"Hyne, this was a horrible idea." Irvine decided.

"So, I'm your prisoner?" Usagi asked narrowing her eyes.

"Yeah, you know what the means?" Seifer leered.

"War?" Usagi asked.

~@~

"The presidential palace? THE PRESIDENTIAL PALACE?" Rei paced on the sidewalk.

"Is your computer wrong?" Duo asked.

"It has never failed me." Ami replied.

"I know who it is!" Gohan seethed. "The Assassins." He bit.

"Why would they want Usagi?" Haruka asked.

"Revenge." Wufei replied crossing his arms.

"Oooh! Do you suppose we'll see Squall?" Minako gushed.

"This IS the PRESIDENTAL palace." Makoto told her blankly.

"Oh. Right." Minako waved the subject away. "Where's Ryoga?"

"Probably lost." Akane supplied.

"Lost? How could he get lost following us?"

"You never know with Ryoga." Ranma sighed tragically.

"Well, what's our move?" Duo asked impatiently.

"It's best you girls stay here." Gene turned to the Senshi, Akane and Shampoo.

"WHAT?"

"I don't think so!"

"Usagi is MY best friend!"

"Shampoo a Amazoness, no weak!"

"Koneko is in there all by herself!"

"I am the one who lead us here!"

"I'm ready to kick some serious ass!"

"I WANNA MEET SQUALL!"

Gene stepped back. "Never mind."

"Well, I guess the plan is sneak over the walls and find her from there." Gohan scratched his head.

"Sneak over the wall? How lame is that?" Duo joked.

"This is the PRESIDENTAL PALACE!" Wufei roared. "You can't SNEAK over a wall!" He groaned. "No wonder why you don't understand us Gundam Pilots."

Gohan looked offended. "What do you suggest then? Use 01?"



Heero rolled his eyes. Why was everyone being SO immature? "…Follow me." He ordered before stealing off into the night.



"They're in the garage" Ami whispered as she clicked away on the computer. Heero led them through the sewer, to the guardhouse, through the parking lot, across the front lawn, over the Doberman cages to the roof of the garage.

Minako was still clutching Makoto's arm ever since she almost fell into the waiting jaws of a particular feisty Doberman. "Thank Aphrodite!" She praised.

She was greeted with strange looks.

"What?" She asked.

"Aphrodite?" Wufei asked, he was close to laughing himself off the roof.

"Yeah, Aphrodite." Minako sniffed.

"Yet another Sailor Senshi indication." Trunks smirked.

"Would ya lay off?" Makoto growled.

"We don't have all day!" Duo hissed as he unscrewed one of the skylight windows. "On the count of three we all jump down." The group maneuvered around for a clean drop. "1…2…3!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIE!" They cried landing in the middle of the garage. They all stopped in surprise.

"Took ya long enough!" Seifer smiled bemused.

"We've been watching you all since you came through the guard house." Rowen pointed to the small TV.

"Nice save Minako!" Usagi giggled.

Usagi, Squall, Seifer, Tamahome, Tasuki, Rowen, and Kento were all sitting around the table, each with a deck of cards playing war. Zell, Irvine, Cye, Sage, Anubis, and even Selphie and Quistis were all sitting around the table watching.

"Where here to … save… you." Trunks looked on confused.

Usagi waved her hand in dismissal. "You're a little late, I'm winning!" She cried holding up the large deck of cards in her hand.

"And she has all the Jokers." Kento grumbled.

Rei stomped over. "And here we were, WORRIED that some STUPID Demando type guy KIDNAPPED YOU!" She shrieked.

"Well, I was kidnapped." Usagi nodded.

"Which reminds me." Seifer said standing up. He walked over to trunks and looked him up and down. "Don't EVER mess with the Katana High Assassins!" He smirked before punching him in the stomach.

Trunks bowled over in amazement. It didn't hurt that bad, but where the hell did he get that kind of strength? It wasn't Saiya-jinn but this guy could knock Mr. Satan out in one punch if he punched like that. Trunks stood on his feet.

"How about not messing with the Ken High Senshi." Trunks replied before punching his in the stomach as well. Seifer flew back into Zell in a heap. "C'mon Usagi, lets go." He smirked.

Usagi stood quickly and ran to her friends. Seifer stood to his feet with the look of revenge on his face.

"Got to go!" Trunks waved before leaping up back through the skylight, grabbing Usagi and Rei as he went. The group followed him nimbly and off into the night they went.

~~~@~~~

TO BE CONTINUED…

Chapter seven is DONE YAAAY!

LizBethy: welcome to yet another crazy thank you Korner! hosted by LizBethy! and the infamous review gang... i just can't get rid of them! Goku: hey! we heard that! liz: oops?

Onwards!

First off,

PrincessLess: Omi and Nagi (as soon as i look them up) will make brief cameos! Of course i love your fics! I'm cool too? *glows* WOW!

Anime Chick: I wanted to get Anime's CHapter 7 out of the way before i though of any other story! So babysitting is back on the drawling board (and damnit, there is a L in drawling!!!)

L.M.C.: you're one of those people who can read my thoughs, huh? *giggles* glad someone else noticed me error! well, not really, oh well!

Seri-chan: Really? not that many Usa/Trunks stories anymore? *faints* ... cordy: well, you should go read Babysitting! Trunks and Usagi ALL THE WAY!

All you Ranma/Usagi lovers: I'll make it up to you! Just you watch!

Usagi Malfroy: YOU REVIEWED! *glomps*

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Hikari no Tenshi: WOW! you have me a long review! *glomps* I'm glad you love this story! It's my "beverly Hills 90210 story" so to speak. YOU GUESSED MY EVIL PLOTTING! *sighs* that's okay, i have an easy mind to read :D well, i'm glad i inspired you! *head swells* *cordelia picks a safety pin and tries to pop it* liz: hey! stop that! cordy: *grins* only doin' my job! liz: *ehem* anyways, i don't like how a lot of people depict Usagi, especially since i'm a manga sailor moon fan so i write her how i think she should be written! Thanks! ja!

Mayuka625: I'll advise you to quit while you're ahead. This is a LOOOOOONG story so i suggest you go read some other story if you don't like how long this is, I'm sorry you think that the characters are OOC, i didn't think they were, like i said, this is only homecoming, and we've got till summer break

Chibi Michi hii-chan: glad i'm not the only one! did you catch the FFX references, i figured that if i played it that long, i was bound to stick some of the in here!

Dark Cosmos (ssjtitania): I _LOVE_ squall! He is SOOOO kawaii!

SweetKawaiiAngel: don't worry, one will, one WILL! *winks*

Kyia-chan: *sits* GOOOOOOOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! WOULD'JA STOP THAT! i said NO MORE BREAKS TILL THE SHRINE IS DONE! *sighs* why are you all so SLOW? van: i don't see YOU helping with the building of the shrine! liz: I'm management! I'm busy getting the alter ready! *giggles* shampoo: this no fun. cordy: what ya talking about? You're sunbathing? shampoo: it cloudy! heero: hnnnn.... cordy: *laughs* i agree. Liz: *GLOMPS* love ya KYIA! Thanks for all the inspiration and help and listening to my ranting, i know that a chore... :D

BabySerenity: Now that you are strangling me, here's your bill! *hands a bill to BS* bs: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! liz: That's for all your PREIVEWS! i told you that they came with a price! *giggle* bs: how am i supposed to write a review THAT LONG? liz: i dunno, figure it out! *giggles* *GLOMPS* thanks for all the ideas BOSS!!!! :D

OKAY! thanks everyone who read and reviewed! love you all!

OH! Van, Hitomi, and Merle are from Escaflowne.

Squall, Irvine, Seifer, Zell, Quistis and Selfie are ALL From Final Fantasy VIII

Tamahome and Tasuki are from FY

And i think you know who everyone else is!

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~~~LizBethy~~~