Know Your Stars: Wario Style!

Aztecluv: Here is chapter 2 of this funny predicament! I don't own Wario Ware Inc!

Chapter 2: 9-Volt:

Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, 9-Volt, he's a fan of Sega.

"No, I am a fan of Nintendo but I also like Sega."

9-Volt, he failed preschool three times.

"I never failed preschool. I mean, how in the world can you fail preschool."

Liar

"I'm not lying!"

9-Volt, he has a friend named Silly Willy Billy Jilly.

" Silly what! I don't have a friend with that name, besides I don't know who will name their child that name you just said."

9-Volt, he eats record disks while balancing a brick on his head.

"That's something that Wario did. I will never eat record disks because I love to play music and I couldn't even balance a brick for a second!"

Now you know, 9-Volt, the preschool failing, Silly Willy friend, record eating, brick balancing kid.

" No you don't! He is lying! Everyone knows me and I am a very smart 3rd grader! I never eat record disks and I don't have a friend with the name Silly Willy, whatever his name is! Hello!"

That's chapter 2! Next victim, Ana!