II. YOUNG LINK, THE SMASHER

"Dear Master Link,

You have selected to participate in a fighting tournament in Nintendo Land at Smash Brothers Stadium. You will face off against twenty-three other smashers. The top smashers will then challenge the Master Hand, who has threatened to destroy Nintendo Land and all the countries it is connected to (including Mushroom Kingdom, Kong Island, Hyrule, Yoshi's Island etc.).The victor will be rewarded 1,000,000,000,000,000 in rupees, mushroom coins, or bananas etc. depending on the contestant. Smashers will stay at the exclusive Grand Smasher Hotel which includes all-you-can eat and deluxe suites for all. Please report to Smash Brothers Stadium within 3 days of receiving this invitation. Included is a plane ticket to Nintendo-Land.

The closest airport to Kokiri Forest is: The Death Mountain Airstrip."

Best wishes,

Mr. Gerald K. Smash and Mr. Ronald L. Smash (a.k.a. the Smash Brothers)

Link was silent.

"Like WOW!" said Saria wide-eyed. A grin slowly formed on Link's face. He looked at Saria.

"…WAAAAAHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!" Link whooped. Link and Saria joined arms and started dancing around in circles screaming at the top of their lungs. All the Kokiri children came running outside to see what all the commotion was. As Link continued to scream and jump around, Saria breathlessly explained to the others what happened. Then everyone else started singing and dancing.

"Hurray for Link!" one shouted.

"Link's da man!" shouted another. Then they lifted Link up in the air as he continued to yell and scream. All the while, Mido was asleep in Link's wardrobe.

Later that night, after a huge celebration, Link and Saria were in Link's treehouse. Exhausted, Link was lying on his bed still smiling at the fact he had been chosen to be a smasher. Saria was packing up Link's suitcase as his flight left the next morning. She opened the closet, and a body fell out.

"SSCCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCHH!" screamed Saria. "LINK! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!"

"Uhh… threw a nut at his head…"

"YOU DID WHAT!"

"Lighten up, Sar." Said Link. "he'll be okay."

"He'd better." And with that, Saria threw Mido out the window. Link fell asleep shortly after that. As Saria finished packing all his clean underwear, she put a blanket over Link and kissed him on the fore head.

"Good Luck, my little hero" She whispered. And left his treehouse.