~~~@~~~
Ami loves books. If there is one way to describe Ami, it is the library, so much knowledge in such a small space. Well, if you call five stories of the Tokyo Public Library little. She was standing in the fiction section, a rare site considering she was usually found in the anatomy section studying for medical school.
Ami casually glanced over her shoulder as she heard someone approaching her from the left. He was walking and running his index finger along the bindings occasionally stopping to study the title. Ami nearly fainted when she recognized him. It was He! The handsome man that had not only saved her life but stolen her heart!
He stopped when he realized he could go no further before running into someone and looked up and recognition flashed across his face. "You again! I didn't expect to run into you here!" He smirked.
Ami blushed. "Neither did I."
"Sorry for running into you."
"No problem." Ami blushed even harder and looked at the floor's floral carpet.
"Yo! Kamui! We've gotta get goin', Subaru thinks that he's found a way to-hello!" A tall teenage that reminded Ami of Duo except with short black hair and brown eyes came around one of the book shelves. "Hello there pretty lady!" He winked. "I hate to steal Kamui away from you, but we've got to meet with a friend!"
Ami blushed. 'His name is Kamui...' "That's quite all right, sir." She smiled up at the grinning teen.
"No sir needed, the name is Sorata! Arigusawa Sorata! And you?"
"Ami. Ami Mizuno." She bowed lightly.
"Nice to meet ya! He'll see ya around!" Sorata cried before dragging his friend out of the aisle. Ami sighed happily with small hearts in her eyes. Today was a good day.
~~~@~~~
Wednesday...
The five Preventor boys were taking a hard earned rest on the school lawn during a free period. It was actually a free period for the whole school that really lasted four periods. Mousse had mistaken Trunks as Wufei (how he managed that, we'll never know) and Rei 'accidentally' Mars Flame Sniper-ed him through a wall and into a bunch of harsh chemicals in the science lab. So now the building was airing out.
But the ex-Gundam boys were still at the school, Hyne knows why. Heero was clicking away at his laptop, Wufei and Trowa were meditating, Quatre was reading, and Duo was singing happily and spinning in circles.
"Sometimes I really wonder about that kid." Van commented from the concrete steps not to far away. He and Ranma were cramming for an exam on what type of underwear was more comfortable in their Women of the World class.
"AHAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
Duo stopped in a mid-spin and gasped in horror. Heero froze in typing. Quatre put down his book. Trowa and Wufei were knocked out of their meditation. "DOROTHY? What in the name of Deathsythe Hell are YOU doing here?" Duo screeched and ducked behind the infallible Heero.
"Miss me?" She giggled. Her long, gray eyebrows twitched and moved on their own accord. Quatre cringed and Trowa patted him reassuringly.
"No." Heero replied for the group.
"What do you want, weak woman?" Wufei glared at the blonde and her treacherous eyebrows.
"Well, my grandfather and my daddy got me the most wondrous birthday present, and so I tracked you down to test it on you five 'men'." She told them before breaking out in more gales of laughter.
"Hey, that chick reminds me of Kodachi!" Ranma shuddered at the memory of the gymnast and her bloodcurdling ways of seduction.
"She reminds me of Merle when she's rolled a field of catnip." Van also shuddered at that frightful memory. Never again would be trying to fulfill a wish of Merle's.
"Present?" Duo sound cagey. Anything from that freakish girl that never looked in the mirror could never be good.
She grinned evilly and pulled out a small vile. "This!" She hollered before throwing it down onto the five lounging boys.
Smoke and sparks and a strange flowery smell (a smell you'd expect to smell in Victoria's Secrets) blew up everywhere, and there were screams of panic and a "DAMN YOU WOMAN" that sounded strangely ... high pitched.
Ranma and Van stared in shock.
The smoke cleared and Dorothy started to laugh gleefully. "IT WORKED!" She cried, sounding an awful lot like Frankenstein after he created his monster.
What the HELL was that, woman?" Wufei glared evilly. He clutched his throat to rid himself of the smoke that most have been wrecking havoc on his vocal cords.
"...Wufei?" Quatre asked in disbelief. He then squeaked and threw a hand over his mouth when he heard his own voice. He looked down and then fainted.
"Quatre?" Trowa asked worriedly and reached for his friend, when he noticed more hair than usual fall in front of his eyes.
Wufei looked down at his uniform and noticed some obvious changes. "...WHY THE HELL AM I IN A SKIRT?" He screamed. His hands flew to his chest and his eyes widened to impossible enormity.
"Wufei has a nice set of breasts." Ranma commented idly.
"Sorry, my type is Hitomi." Van shrugged.
"WE'RE GIRLS!" Duo wailed and launched himself, err, herself into Heero's lap.
Heero jumped up , and dropped Duo to the ground, and grabbed Dorothy's pink jacket. "Change us back. NOW." He seethed. It would have sound more threatening if it didn't sound like Brittany Murphy was yelling.
Dorothy was thrown into another set of giggles and her eyes rolled widely. Heero 'hn'-ed in disgust and dropped her to the ground.
"The question is, how'd we get in skirts." Trowa began reasonably.
"Who bloody well cares about how we got into skirts?! I WANT TO BE A MAN AGAIN!"
"I never thought I'd hear Wufei say that." Duo shook his head.
"Students, it is now safe for you to come back into the building." A loud voice blared over the intercom.
"I am NOT going back into that school looking like THIS!" Wufei cried angrily.
"Ahh, but Wufei, you make such a CUTE girl!" Ranma called from the steps.
"I will KILL you Saotomoe!" Wufei screeched.
"Ha, no woman has ever defeated me before!" Ranma jeered.
Wufei turned purple with rage and ran after the laughing martial artist right into the front doors of the school.
"Well, he changed his mind awfully fast." Duo commented while chewing on a manicured fingernail. He then glanced down and noticed the pink nail polish before shrieking.
"This potion that has affected us works in unusual ways. Definitely something Dorothy would come up with." Trowa commented while running a hand through his now chin-length hair.
"We will cure this. That is our mission." Heero stood up straight and clenched a fist with a look of determination.
Which caused Duo to burst into a hysterical fit of laughter.
Heero glared at the braided idiot. "What?" He scowled.
Trowa coughed, but Heero swore he caught a small smile.
"RRRRRHH." Heero glared at the two.
"Heero! Stop! You're killing me!" Duo panted between laughs.
"What?" he demanded.
"Well... you look like a dizty cheerleader with that layered shoulder lenghth hair, and you sound like a valley girl! Plaease, for the love of Shinigami, do NOT threaten anyone anymore." Duo explained with a crooked smile.
Heero glared at the boy-girl-still lying in the grass lazily.
"He's right." Trowa commented softly.
Heero through up his arms in fustration.
"Oye! I had the most awful dream! That I had ... breasts." The three now girls looked down at the awakening Quatre. He patted his chest reassuringly, but unfortunately, he was not assured. "It wasn't a dream! NO!" He sobbed.
"There, there, Q-man... Q-woman. You look pretty much the same, just with... a more womanish figure!" Duo comforted.
Quatre narrowed his blue eyes at Duo. "What do you mean more womanish?" He asked.
Duo blinked. "Uh... Shit."
~~~@~~~
Shampoo hummed happily to herself as she walked down the hallway carrying a huge sack lunch for her Wufei. She smiled happily with pink hearts dancing in her eyes. "Wufei airen will love lunch!" She cried happily.
"Ha, ha Wufei! Looks like you can't keep up with the added chest weight!"
Shampoo's eyes shoot open happily as she heard Ranma call to her love. "Wufei?" She cried hopefully. She was greeted by the sight of a girl who obviously looked like Wufei, but with black hair flying in every direction and a skirt on. "Wufei?!" She cried louder.
Wufei stopped in his tracks as he heard his girlfriend call him. "Shampoo? Shampoo! I can... I can explain this somehow..."
"RANMA!" Shampoo yelled. "This is ALL YOUR FAULT that Airen girl!" She sank to her knees. "Why must all Shampoo husband turn to woman?" She wailed.
"My fault? I didn't do nothin', it was that weird eye browed chick!" Ranma defended himself.
"I am NOT a woman!" Wufei screeched. "I am a man, trapped in a woman's body because of some freaky eye browed witch that wants to RUIN MY LIFE!" The Chinese man stuck in a woman's body vented.
"Trapped?" Shampoo looked up at him teary eyed.
"Hey Wufei... oh sorry, I thought you were someone else miss." Gohan rubbed the back of his head as he walked onto the scene oblivious to the current events.
"MISS?! I AM WUFEI YOU SAIYAJINN IDIOT!" She, he, (geesh! Even the author is getting confused here) screeched and turned on the dark haired warrior.
"Wufei? Why are you wearing a skirt? And since when did you wear your hair long? And... uh... man, you're wearing a bra..." Gohan examined him-or her-confusedly.
"Well thank you for STATING THE OBVIOUS!" He growled.
"I think I'm going to go now." Gohan turned around and quickly retreated down the hallway.
"Wufei. Shampoo must turn back Airen." Shampoo stood up determined.
"YES!" Wufei cried. "And the others! It's scary having Heero look like a chick from Clueless." Wufei muttered.
"I do not look like a chick from Clueless." A high-pitched voice glowered from behind them.
"You're right! Heero, you look like a student that might turn from cheerleader to gothic because your parents are too oppressive." Ranma added his two cents.
"Hn." Heero glared.
"Shut up! Shampoo now hunt down person who change husband." She looked from one Gundam pilot to the next.
"Good! Dorothy deserves a good whipping." Duo cracked her knuckles.
"Shampoo no know girl."
"That's a problem." Quatre nodded gracefully.
Shampoo sighed impatiently, restraining herself from bashing the five clueless... girls over the head. "SHOW SHAMPOO NOW!" She ordered.
"Oh. Right." Duo laughed before Shampoo grabbed her by the collar and dragged him out of the school.
Ranma blinked before flashing Van a toothy grin. "Gotta tell everyone that the Gundam boys are in drag!"
"This'll be the highlight of the hour!" Van agreed before he and Ranma ran off to inform their friends of the latest chaos.
~~~@~~~
Squall sighed and leaned against the thick glass looking out into space around the Japanese Space Colony J-3A610. He'd been up here for two days already and he was sorely missing his girlfriend. He faintly traced out the constellation Orion in the sky. It was so much harder to pick out the constellations in space, since the stars were so much brighter.
"Hey kid, don't look so glum." A voice chime beside him as a tall, lanky man in a navy blue suit leaned against the window as well. He pulled out a cigarette and lit it lazily and then winked at Squall with his dark red eye. "It's a party, cheer up."
Squall smirked and crossed his arms across his chest. "This is a political party where they discuss the difference between a zoo and a colony." Squall said idly. "Not exactly a rave."
"Guess you are from Earth." He smirked. "Which politician's son are you?" He asked.
Squall nodded towards his father who was laughing loudly after telling his great elephant joke to the Colony's governor.
"President Laguna Loire's antisocial son?" The stranger grinned.
"You guessed it. Call me Squall. I am assuming you after the bounty head on Senator Hajime?" Squall asked nonchalantly. The senator in question was already drunk and hitting on a waitress that was obviously not interested.
The man beside him raised his eyebrows. "That obvious I'm a cowboy?" He grinned.
"It's the suit."
"Well, the name is Spike." He saluted loosely with a grin.
~~~@~~~
Seifer walked along the hallway in his school his bag slung over his shoulder. He walked calmly along until he saw a pack of lost freshman, so then he decided to stuff one in a nearby trashcan before continuing walking to his next class.
"Seifer." A soft voice called.
Seifer looked up to see a petite girl with glasses that looked bored with the world walking towards him. "Hey Satsuki." He grinned. Suddenly his day looked brighter. "Got anything for me?" He asked.
The girl brushed back her extremely short hair in irritation before handing over a disc. "That contains all the information on Mamoru Chiba, the man in the picture."
Seifer shouted in joy and picked up the slender girl into a bear hug. "Thanks Satsuki!" He grinned.
She smiled softly. "Oh, and Squall is in space right now, touring colonies with his father."
"I'm sure by the time he gets back I'll have my plan all worked out." Seifer grinned.
~~~@~~~
That ended rather... terse. but i thought i should just get another chapter out and not keep everyone waiting too much longer ^^ Healthier for me too... *eyes death threats*
The pic that inspired the gundams gender switch: http://www.atpictures.com/display.php?cat=anime&path=/gundam&loc=servg9&img=gwing059.jpg
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Ami loves books. If there is one way to describe Ami, it is the library, so much knowledge in such a small space. Well, if you call five stories of the Tokyo Public Library little. She was standing in the fiction section, a rare site considering she was usually found in the anatomy section studying for medical school.
Ami casually glanced over her shoulder as she heard someone approaching her from the left. He was walking and running his index finger along the bindings occasionally stopping to study the title. Ami nearly fainted when she recognized him. It was He! The handsome man that had not only saved her life but stolen her heart!
He stopped when he realized he could go no further before running into someone and looked up and recognition flashed across his face. "You again! I didn't expect to run into you here!" He smirked.
Ami blushed. "Neither did I."
"Sorry for running into you."
"No problem." Ami blushed even harder and looked at the floor's floral carpet.
"Yo! Kamui! We've gotta get goin', Subaru thinks that he's found a way to-hello!" A tall teenage that reminded Ami of Duo except with short black hair and brown eyes came around one of the book shelves. "Hello there pretty lady!" He winked. "I hate to steal Kamui away from you, but we've got to meet with a friend!"
Ami blushed. 'His name is Kamui...' "That's quite all right, sir." She smiled up at the grinning teen.
"No sir needed, the name is Sorata! Arigusawa Sorata! And you?"
"Ami. Ami Mizuno." She bowed lightly.
"Nice to meet ya! He'll see ya around!" Sorata cried before dragging his friend out of the aisle. Ami sighed happily with small hearts in her eyes. Today was a good day.
~~~@~~~
Wednesday...
The five Preventor boys were taking a hard earned rest on the school lawn during a free period. It was actually a free period for the whole school that really lasted four periods. Mousse had mistaken Trunks as Wufei (how he managed that, we'll never know) and Rei 'accidentally' Mars Flame Sniper-ed him through a wall and into a bunch of harsh chemicals in the science lab. So now the building was airing out.
But the ex-Gundam boys were still at the school, Hyne knows why. Heero was clicking away at his laptop, Wufei and Trowa were meditating, Quatre was reading, and Duo was singing happily and spinning in circles.
"Sometimes I really wonder about that kid." Van commented from the concrete steps not to far away. He and Ranma were cramming for an exam on what type of underwear was more comfortable in their Women of the World class.
"AHAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
Duo stopped in a mid-spin and gasped in horror. Heero froze in typing. Quatre put down his book. Trowa and Wufei were knocked out of their meditation. "DOROTHY? What in the name of Deathsythe Hell are YOU doing here?" Duo screeched and ducked behind the infallible Heero.
"Miss me?" She giggled. Her long, gray eyebrows twitched and moved on their own accord. Quatre cringed and Trowa patted him reassuringly.
"No." Heero replied for the group.
"What do you want, weak woman?" Wufei glared at the blonde and her treacherous eyebrows.
"Well, my grandfather and my daddy got me the most wondrous birthday present, and so I tracked you down to test it on you five 'men'." She told them before breaking out in more gales of laughter.
"Hey, that chick reminds me of Kodachi!" Ranma shuddered at the memory of the gymnast and her bloodcurdling ways of seduction.
"She reminds me of Merle when she's rolled a field of catnip." Van also shuddered at that frightful memory. Never again would be trying to fulfill a wish of Merle's.
"Present?" Duo sound cagey. Anything from that freakish girl that never looked in the mirror could never be good.
She grinned evilly and pulled out a small vile. "This!" She hollered before throwing it down onto the five lounging boys.
Smoke and sparks and a strange flowery smell (a smell you'd expect to smell in Victoria's Secrets) blew up everywhere, and there were screams of panic and a "DAMN YOU WOMAN" that sounded strangely ... high pitched.
Ranma and Van stared in shock.
The smoke cleared and Dorothy started to laugh gleefully. "IT WORKED!" She cried, sounding an awful lot like Frankenstein after he created his monster.
What the HELL was that, woman?" Wufei glared evilly. He clutched his throat to rid himself of the smoke that most have been wrecking havoc on his vocal cords.
"...Wufei?" Quatre asked in disbelief. He then squeaked and threw a hand over his mouth when he heard his own voice. He looked down and then fainted.
"Quatre?" Trowa asked worriedly and reached for his friend, when he noticed more hair than usual fall in front of his eyes.
Wufei looked down at his uniform and noticed some obvious changes. "...WHY THE HELL AM I IN A SKIRT?" He screamed. His hands flew to his chest and his eyes widened to impossible enormity.
"Wufei has a nice set of breasts." Ranma commented idly.
"Sorry, my type is Hitomi." Van shrugged.
"WE'RE GIRLS!" Duo wailed and launched himself, err, herself into Heero's lap.
Heero jumped up , and dropped Duo to the ground, and grabbed Dorothy's pink jacket. "Change us back. NOW." He seethed. It would have sound more threatening if it didn't sound like Brittany Murphy was yelling.
Dorothy was thrown into another set of giggles and her eyes rolled widely. Heero 'hn'-ed in disgust and dropped her to the ground.
"The question is, how'd we get in skirts." Trowa began reasonably.
"Who bloody well cares about how we got into skirts?! I WANT TO BE A MAN AGAIN!"
"I never thought I'd hear Wufei say that." Duo shook his head.
"Students, it is now safe for you to come back into the building." A loud voice blared over the intercom.
"I am NOT going back into that school looking like THIS!" Wufei cried angrily.
"Ahh, but Wufei, you make such a CUTE girl!" Ranma called from the steps.
"I will KILL you Saotomoe!" Wufei screeched.
"Ha, no woman has ever defeated me before!" Ranma jeered.
Wufei turned purple with rage and ran after the laughing martial artist right into the front doors of the school.
"Well, he changed his mind awfully fast." Duo commented while chewing on a manicured fingernail. He then glanced down and noticed the pink nail polish before shrieking.
"This potion that has affected us works in unusual ways. Definitely something Dorothy would come up with." Trowa commented while running a hand through his now chin-length hair.
"We will cure this. That is our mission." Heero stood up straight and clenched a fist with a look of determination.
Which caused Duo to burst into a hysterical fit of laughter.
Heero glared at the braided idiot. "What?" He scowled.
Trowa coughed, but Heero swore he caught a small smile.
"RRRRRHH." Heero glared at the two.
"Heero! Stop! You're killing me!" Duo panted between laughs.
"What?" he demanded.
"Well... you look like a dizty cheerleader with that layered shoulder lenghth hair, and you sound like a valley girl! Plaease, for the love of Shinigami, do NOT threaten anyone anymore." Duo explained with a crooked smile.
Heero glared at the boy-girl-still lying in the grass lazily.
"He's right." Trowa commented softly.
Heero through up his arms in fustration.
"Oye! I had the most awful dream! That I had ... breasts." The three now girls looked down at the awakening Quatre. He patted his chest reassuringly, but unfortunately, he was not assured. "It wasn't a dream! NO!" He sobbed.
"There, there, Q-man... Q-woman. You look pretty much the same, just with... a more womanish figure!" Duo comforted.
Quatre narrowed his blue eyes at Duo. "What do you mean more womanish?" He asked.
Duo blinked. "Uh... Shit."
~~~@~~~
Shampoo hummed happily to herself as she walked down the hallway carrying a huge sack lunch for her Wufei. She smiled happily with pink hearts dancing in her eyes. "Wufei airen will love lunch!" She cried happily.
"Ha, ha Wufei! Looks like you can't keep up with the added chest weight!"
Shampoo's eyes shoot open happily as she heard Ranma call to her love. "Wufei?" She cried hopefully. She was greeted by the sight of a girl who obviously looked like Wufei, but with black hair flying in every direction and a skirt on. "Wufei?!" She cried louder.
Wufei stopped in his tracks as he heard his girlfriend call him. "Shampoo? Shampoo! I can... I can explain this somehow..."
"RANMA!" Shampoo yelled. "This is ALL YOUR FAULT that Airen girl!" She sank to her knees. "Why must all Shampoo husband turn to woman?" She wailed.
"My fault? I didn't do nothin', it was that weird eye browed chick!" Ranma defended himself.
"I am NOT a woman!" Wufei screeched. "I am a man, trapped in a woman's body because of some freaky eye browed witch that wants to RUIN MY LIFE!" The Chinese man stuck in a woman's body vented.
"Trapped?" Shampoo looked up at him teary eyed.
"Hey Wufei... oh sorry, I thought you were someone else miss." Gohan rubbed the back of his head as he walked onto the scene oblivious to the current events.
"MISS?! I AM WUFEI YOU SAIYAJINN IDIOT!" She, he, (geesh! Even the author is getting confused here) screeched and turned on the dark haired warrior.
"Wufei? Why are you wearing a skirt? And since when did you wear your hair long? And... uh... man, you're wearing a bra..." Gohan examined him-or her-confusedly.
"Well thank you for STATING THE OBVIOUS!" He growled.
"I think I'm going to go now." Gohan turned around and quickly retreated down the hallway.
"Wufei. Shampoo must turn back Airen." Shampoo stood up determined.
"YES!" Wufei cried. "And the others! It's scary having Heero look like a chick from Clueless." Wufei muttered.
"I do not look like a chick from Clueless." A high-pitched voice glowered from behind them.
"You're right! Heero, you look like a student that might turn from cheerleader to gothic because your parents are too oppressive." Ranma added his two cents.
"Hn." Heero glared.
"Shut up! Shampoo now hunt down person who change husband." She looked from one Gundam pilot to the next.
"Good! Dorothy deserves a good whipping." Duo cracked her knuckles.
"Shampoo no know girl."
"That's a problem." Quatre nodded gracefully.
Shampoo sighed impatiently, restraining herself from bashing the five clueless... girls over the head. "SHOW SHAMPOO NOW!" She ordered.
"Oh. Right." Duo laughed before Shampoo grabbed her by the collar and dragged him out of the school.
Ranma blinked before flashing Van a toothy grin. "Gotta tell everyone that the Gundam boys are in drag!"
"This'll be the highlight of the hour!" Van agreed before he and Ranma ran off to inform their friends of the latest chaos.
~~~@~~~
Squall sighed and leaned against the thick glass looking out into space around the Japanese Space Colony J-3A610. He'd been up here for two days already and he was sorely missing his girlfriend. He faintly traced out the constellation Orion in the sky. It was so much harder to pick out the constellations in space, since the stars were so much brighter.
"Hey kid, don't look so glum." A voice chime beside him as a tall, lanky man in a navy blue suit leaned against the window as well. He pulled out a cigarette and lit it lazily and then winked at Squall with his dark red eye. "It's a party, cheer up."
Squall smirked and crossed his arms across his chest. "This is a political party where they discuss the difference between a zoo and a colony." Squall said idly. "Not exactly a rave."
"Guess you are from Earth." He smirked. "Which politician's son are you?" He asked.
Squall nodded towards his father who was laughing loudly after telling his great elephant joke to the Colony's governor.
"President Laguna Loire's antisocial son?" The stranger grinned.
"You guessed it. Call me Squall. I am assuming you after the bounty head on Senator Hajime?" Squall asked nonchalantly. The senator in question was already drunk and hitting on a waitress that was obviously not interested.
The man beside him raised his eyebrows. "That obvious I'm a cowboy?" He grinned.
"It's the suit."
"Well, the name is Spike." He saluted loosely with a grin.
~~~@~~~
Seifer walked along the hallway in his school his bag slung over his shoulder. He walked calmly along until he saw a pack of lost freshman, so then he decided to stuff one in a nearby trashcan before continuing walking to his next class.
"Seifer." A soft voice called.
Seifer looked up to see a petite girl with glasses that looked bored with the world walking towards him. "Hey Satsuki." He grinned. Suddenly his day looked brighter. "Got anything for me?" He asked.
The girl brushed back her extremely short hair in irritation before handing over a disc. "That contains all the information on Mamoru Chiba, the man in the picture."
Seifer shouted in joy and picked up the slender girl into a bear hug. "Thanks Satsuki!" He grinned.
She smiled softly. "Oh, and Squall is in space right now, touring colonies with his father."
"I'm sure by the time he gets back I'll have my plan all worked out." Seifer grinned.
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That ended rather... terse. but i thought i should just get another chapter out and not keep everyone waiting too much longer ^^ Healthier for me too... *eyes death threats*
The pic that inspired the gundams gender switch: http://www.atpictures.com/display.php?cat=anime&path=/gundam&loc=servg9&img=gwing059.jpg
REEEEEEEEEEVIEEEEEEEEEEEEW KORNER TIME!
Athena: So sorry, i saw all your pleas in there ... i'm updating! and kyia-chan has a fool proof plan that says it will have me updating by next weekend... (is that even possible?!)
minae: *head swells* it's because of people like you i keep writing! *giggles* thanks for all your reviews, and kenshin will be showing up shortly... especially is kyia-chan has anything to do with it (and she usually does) ;D
Tenshi no NOzomi: come on! you are always an inspiration! (and i could really go with some for the next chapter eh heh ^^;;) Ophelia is a rip off on Jessica McClintock Boutiques... kenshin will be appearing, he is definetly the most wanted character to appear!
anymos: here's some summer reading for ya! hopefully more is on the way!
Youkai Ryuu: you and your bro like this, eh? yay!
Liquid Ice: Love triangle coming up! it's an interesting twist, i do think so myself, and poor squall! i hate to do what i'm going to do to him, but... *sighs* oh! great idead for a cliffhanger! mwahahahahahahaaa! I wish i whent to high school with them as well, wouldn't that be great! kingdom hearts is fun.... squall is in it... and david borenaz (man i cant' spell) does his voice ^^
Bunny-Butler: full of ideas, as ever! *scribbles down a few notes* *grins* Rinoa does need a horrible, sticky death, i agree. employeers are NOT from an anime or manga! :D :D :D
Mayuka625: while playing the game FFVIII i thought Rinoa was the most annoying heroine EVER created... in fact it drove me to YAOI fan fiction! She complains constantly and gets in the way, and almost ruins the assassination attempt 'cause she's a BRAT! sorry if you like her character, but i did not like her ONE bit! i'm sorry if our feelings clash, but hey, everyone else is ooc, why not her too, ya know ^^
LunaPrincess: concur means to agree, was a vocab word, thought i'd add it ^^ Sorry i took again so long to update... i'm glad you picked up on my seifer x usagi hints!
KaMiKaZe: *eyes water* a good crossover fic in high school! *glomps* thanks for the compliments! i'm glad you like it, i'm trying (key word: TRYING) to keep the characters in their original ... state or something like that...
Ginny Starwind: once again, we agree! *winks* rinoa is definetly a whore!
Ky: i know beauty and the beast was a musical, i actually had friends attend it, but for the sake of the story... i'm ignoring that fact.
PrincessLesse: i HATE that episode of dbz! *eyes water* Gohan is SOOO more important that STUPID mr. satan! right! cloud cameo! i knew i was missing something... keep pestering me... seresute? *giggles* you may find yourself employeed! *giggles* Thanks, as always, for the great review!
Celestial DreamBlaze: i was listening to the ffviii CD when i thought to put the concert in.... and usagi does attract the strangest characters! ^^
bs-chan: love you boss! *glomps*
SA2-chan: Kingdom hearts WILL be in later chapters! *grins* don't really know how to work out that squall vs. leon thing... *giggles* that's my only trouble
Tiki Tiki: Maeve, Hitori, and Aleria are original characters, but at the same time, NO. if that makes ANY since... take a stroll through the labyrinth fan fiction and one character will be found! ;D
Kyia: *SUPER GLOMP* you are STILL my main ... idea sproutin', goddess, shrine worthy, inspiration! *grins* hope the next chapter is better than this one... Good Goblins, i guess i better post now ;D
Can anyone guess what anime Kamui and his buddies are from? how about Spike? And... well, dorothy... ^^
I'm thinking i should set up an anime high yahoo group to keep everyone posted for updates, how does this sound! Plus, your comments to keep me updating would land in my mailbox! :D
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