*Gasps* A new chapter? LizBethy isn't DEAD?! Amazingly enough, I've got it out! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! And so many thought it couldn't be done! Why did it take me so long? Because I thought it wasn't long enough, and then I split this chapter into two chapters, and neither are long enough, but I just sighed and gave up, something is better than nothing! Right?
Disclaimer: twenty some odd chapters have passed, and I still only own Mr. Weizer, even then, he's still a real person. **Sighs**
WARNING: there is some talk/hinting towards a homosexual relationship. And Minako spins it out of control. As always.
***Just reloaded this and chapter 25 because the format was funny! Damn you microsoft word!***
Detention
Usagi sat staring at the clock watching the second had tick around the circle in the clock above the chalkboard. Was it her or were the seconds getting slower? … They were getting slower. Usagi glanced back down at the chalkboard to admire the 'view'. For his 'attitude', Squall had to write on the board one thousand times 'I will not talk out of turn in class or give attitude to the teacher' as his punishment. And detention wouldn't be over until Squall had written all 1000.
"What number is he on?" Minako asked Gohan, both were sitting in front of Usagi.
"One hundred and four."
"That's all?" Minako hissed. Gohan nodded. Usagi's head hit the table.
Ami found this time very productive. She had 'commandeered' a list of all the high schools in the Tokyo area. The list was thirty-two pages long, and she figured detention would be the perfect time, especially since Squall was only on one hundred five now. Many students were surprised to see Ami Mizuno in detention, but who knew you could get detention for staring out the window daydreaming?
"Hey Shampoo, what'cha looking at?" Akane asked. She had gotten detention for trying to nail Ranma over the head with her mallet and Shampoo received detention for not speaking good grammar, or any grammar for that matter.
"Ami gave Shampoo list of Every Dorothy Catalonia of entire world." She told her as she shifted the pile of four hundred and sixty-two pages around on her desk.
"Entire world?!" Duo exclaimed.
"Including Colonies, asteroids and new colonized planets." Shampoo replied. "Shampoo look for rich Dorothy that have access to magic."
Duo gave a low whistle. "At least she's trying." Duo ended up in detention because he fell asleep, along with Gene who only woke up long enough to move on to his next class and was currently sleeping on the desk next to Jim, who had gotten detention for making googly eyes at Hotaru, who was in detention because she asked Merle what the math homework was, who got detention for wearing a costume to school, and Van had received detention for trying to tell Kaoru that Merle really was a cat-girl. Hitomi was there as well, because she laughed at Merle, and Rei was there for talking out of turn to Hotaru.
Quatre was there as well, because he-err, she had burst into tears when Kaoru referred to him as a girl, and Trowa was there too because he had defended poor, traumatized Quatre. Trowa was currently sitting in a desk trying to comfort his 'Little One', who was sobbing into his chest denying he was a girl.
Heero was there too, for threatening to kill Kaoru when she complimented his hair, and Wufei too for calling Kaoru a weak woman, he had also gotten knocked over the head with her wooden katana. Wufei was muttering 'Injustice' over and over and his head was lying in Shampoo's lap. Ranma was there too, for laughing at Wufei, and Ryouga was there as well, for being incredibly tardy. Kaoru even said, "I've never had a student that tardy before."
Haruka was there as well for dressing like a man and Michiru also for laughing when Kaoru asked why Haruka dressed like a man. Needless to say, Kaoru was a little embarrassed by Haruka's blunt answer.
Trunks glowered from his seat next to Rei. He was there because of his 'display of affection in public' with Rei. "All I did was hug." He grumbled. Rei patted his head sympathetically. "I know sweetie."
Makoto growled and chewed on the end of her pencil as she watched Squall start on one hundred and eleven. She was there because she had been reading a racing magazine during class time. It was homeroom for Zeus's sake! And Gohan was there as well, for commenting to Trunks that they were all dropping like flies. Kaoru had exceptional hearing, apparently.
"Ami I'm surprised you aren't at CLAMP Academy, since you're so smart and all." Minako commented while flipping through the latest issue of TG (she always has the latest issue on hand) that had a small article of the school.
Ami glanced idly over at the magazine before looking down at her printouts. Wait a minute. She looked back at the magazine before gasping and ripping the magazine out of Minako's hands. "Hey! Sheesh Ami! You could've just asked and I would have given it to you." She pouted.
"This is IT! Oh my Hermes! Look at that uniform! LOOK AT IT! I FINALLY FOUND HIM!" Ami leaped onto the top of her desk and laughed maniacally.
Everyone stared.
...
"...Uh... Ami? You okay?" Minako asked.
"Found who?" Usagi also asked.
"I'm better than I ever have been before in my entire LIFE!" She stepped off her desk to show Usagi the picture. "Do you see that uniform? That was the EXACT uniform that Kamui was wearing when I last saw him in the library!" She exclaimed.
"He attends CLAMP Academy and he uses the Tokyo Library?" Gohan questioned.
"C'mon Ami, every school's uniform for guys pretty much looks that same, how can you tell?" Usagi asked, looking at her friend warily.
"THIS IS IT!" Ami raved as she forced the magazine into Usagi's face and growled. "Look, it has a tie! And look at the funny little buttons on the collar! I'm telling you this is it!"
"Okay!" Usagi replied meekly.
"You know, a year ago Ami would have never acted like this." Rei commented idly.
"Yeah… HEY! What ever happened to … to… what was that kid's name? The smart one? That had a crystal in his chest?" Makoto pondered. "Everyone thought she was destined to be with him."
"His name was… err, it was… I don't know either." Rei sighed.
"Weren't Quatre and Ami an item?" Hitomi asked, joining the conversation.
"Hey! Yeah! They were joined at the hip, like best friends, and they are so cute together… but now this Kamui thing has popped up… Poor Quatre! I wonder how he's dealing with Ami rejecting him." Makoto sighed tragically.
The three girls glanced back towards Quatre, who was still weeping on Trowa. "Damn, he's heartbroken." Makoto sighed in pity.
"I thought he was crying because he hates being a girl." Hitomi said as she studied him thoughtfully.
"That's his cover story, I bet." Said Makoto.
"I don't know… he is awfully snug with Trowa over there." Rei added.
"You don't think…?"
"Quatre and Trowa?"
"…"
"He does wear a pink shirt!"
"And plays the violin."
"…"
The three girls stared at each other and then Quatre and Trowa thoughtfully.
"Wha…hey, where AM I?" Gene snorted himself awake and looked around in confusion while blinking the sleep out of his eyes.
Trunks rolled his eyes. "You're in detention, smart one, for sleeping in class."
Gene sighed in relief. "Good, I had this strange dream that Quatre and Trowa were making out on the Outlaw Star." He shuddered. "My poor ship. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I don't want anyone making out on my ship."
"Except yourself." Jim mumbled. Hotaru covered her mouth to stop her giggles.
Hitomi, Makoto and Rei shrieked.
"New mission!" Makoto announced.
Rei and Hitomi nodded in silent agreement. Rei spoke first, "Our new mission: find out if Trowa and Quatre are… if they have a close connection that was a little more than friendly."
"You think Trowa and Quatre are gay?" Minako asked.
Makoto and Hitomi leaped to cover her mouth.
"QUIET!" Hitomi screeched.
"It's a SECRET mission, you baka!" Makoto growled.
"Ooooh! I'll help! And so will Akane!" Minako grinned.
"Wait, what? Huh? Now what did you get me into?" Akane moaned.
"Just thing that this is martial arts detective work." She reasoned. Akane shrugged and went along, this was better than rhythmic gymnastics. "Let the games begin!" Minako giggled evilly.
"SECRET mission, SECRET!" Rei hissed.
"Mission? This better be good. The last 'secret mission' Minako dragged me on was to find out what color Squall's underwear is." Akane sighed.
Hitomi, Makoto, and Rei stared in horrified fascination at Minako.
She shrugged innocently. "It failed if it makes you feel better."
"Shampoo found her!" Came a gleeful cry from Shampoo as she stood up abruptly.
"YOU DID?" Duo cried in joy.
"She in Africa, daughter of president of Zaire! Access to voodoo magic!"
"Africa? Dorothy belongs to a prominent family in Western Europe, remember she was Trieze's cousin." Quatre spoke up for the first time in a long while, and thankfully completely oblivious to the previous conversation.
"Damn. Could have told Shampoo earlier." She huffed.
Now just in case you're wondering where the teacher is, it's Mr. Weizer, who had a tremendous hangover so he was sleeping on the teacher's desk listening to soothing Celtic tunes on his Discman. A small strand of drool was leaking on to a pile of tests that he had attempted to grade before passing out.
"Ya know, being a girl isn't that bad…" Duo grinned. "Showering is the best."
"Showering?" Minako asked.
Duo nodded. "I get to see myself naked!"
"PERVERT!" Akane yelled followed by her mallet.
"Owwwww!" Duo pouted and rubbed the top of his head. "Don't do that to me baby!" He pouted his adorable puppy dog look.
Akane sighed and patted him gently on the head. "You're forgiven." Duo grinned and nuzzled up to her.
"So what number is Squall on?" Gohan asked, shaking his head from all the previous conversations.
"Three hundred and forty-two." Usagi replied monotonously.
"Ack." Gohan sighed. "So, Usagi, how's living next to Seifer treating you?"
"Actually, it hasn't been so bad, he only has a few snide comments per day. I think him and Shingo are becoming friends." Usagi replied.
"Hey now, you have a thing with dating and converting the bad guys, so when are you going to hook up with Seifer?" Duo joked.
Everyone covered their ears as fingernails scratched across the chalkboard and Squall turned to glare at Duo. "Not funny." He growled.
"Sorry man!" Duo gulped and then held up his hands to show his innocence.
Squall snorted and turned around to continue his writing.
"Hey! Who heard about the English exchange students coming to Ken High for a week?" Hotaru changed the mood.
"English exchange students, as in, England?" Duo asked curiously, completely over Squall's glare now.
Hotaru nodded enthusiastically. "There are four of them, all boys, I hope they're cute!"
"Hey! Hotaru!" Jim pouted.
Hotaru smiled at Jim, "but they could never be as cute as you!" Jim smiled back happily.
"Exchange students, eh? Sounds tasty." Minako grinned. "I used to live in England, nice place. What academy are they coming from?"
"I don't remember… I don't think it said the name." Hotaru replied.
"That's odd." Rei commented.
"At least they aren't girls, we have too many girls in our school right now." Wufei mumbled.
"Wufei, you have to appreciate the finer sex." Ranma grinned lecherously. "After all, you are stuck as one of them."
"We just better not have another day of 'styling Wufei's hair' in our Woman of the World class." Van complained.
Wufei's eye twitched. "I agree."
"I don't mind at all!" Duo grinned.
"Really? Duo can I braid your hair for you?" Akane asked shyly.
Duo winked. "Anything for you, love!"
"That would look really weird if I didn't know that Duo was actually a boy." Trunks murmured and shook his head.
"Ah HA! This time Shampoo have to be right!" Shampoo stood triumphantly. "Dorothy Catalonia, live in big mansion in Austria, related to deceased Treize, and ugly beyond all belief with eyebrows that stick out four inches!"
"YES!" Duo whooped.
An evil glint came to Shampoo's eye while she folded the piece of paper and stuck it in her normal pocket. She pulled out a sword from a sub space pocket and grinned evilly.
"Shampoo, baby, what are you about to do?" Wufei asked curiously.
"Shampoo will avenge Airen!" She yelled before crashing out the window and glass flew everywhere. Everyone leaped up from his or her desk to watch Shampoo land on the ground six stories below.
The glass breaking roused Mr. Weizer from his slumber and he blinked owlishly while wondering where he was. "What time…? What the Hell?" He looked up at the chalkboard to see 'I will not talk out of turn in class or give attitude to the teacher' written four hundred and eleven times. "I'm in the twilight zone! GAAAH!" He leaped up from his desk.
The class watched him warily.
"Hey, does this mean detention is dismissed?" Ranma spoke up.
Mr. Weizer blinked. Detention? Oh yeah! "Aw, hell, why not? Get out of here!"
The room was empty in 0.4 seconds flat.
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Continue on brave readers!
Disclaimer: twenty some odd chapters have passed, and I still only own Mr. Weizer, even then, he's still a real person. **Sighs**
WARNING: there is some talk/hinting towards a homosexual relationship. And Minako spins it out of control. As always.
***Just reloaded this and chapter 25 because the format was funny! Damn you microsoft word!***
Detention
Usagi sat staring at the clock watching the second had tick around the circle in the clock above the chalkboard. Was it her or were the seconds getting slower? … They were getting slower. Usagi glanced back down at the chalkboard to admire the 'view'. For his 'attitude', Squall had to write on the board one thousand times 'I will not talk out of turn in class or give attitude to the teacher' as his punishment. And detention wouldn't be over until Squall had written all 1000.
"What number is he on?" Minako asked Gohan, both were sitting in front of Usagi.
"One hundred and four."
"That's all?" Minako hissed. Gohan nodded. Usagi's head hit the table.
Ami found this time very productive. She had 'commandeered' a list of all the high schools in the Tokyo area. The list was thirty-two pages long, and she figured detention would be the perfect time, especially since Squall was only on one hundred five now. Many students were surprised to see Ami Mizuno in detention, but who knew you could get detention for staring out the window daydreaming?
"Hey Shampoo, what'cha looking at?" Akane asked. She had gotten detention for trying to nail Ranma over the head with her mallet and Shampoo received detention for not speaking good grammar, or any grammar for that matter.
"Ami gave Shampoo list of Every Dorothy Catalonia of entire world." She told her as she shifted the pile of four hundred and sixty-two pages around on her desk.
"Entire world?!" Duo exclaimed.
"Including Colonies, asteroids and new colonized planets." Shampoo replied. "Shampoo look for rich Dorothy that have access to magic."
Duo gave a low whistle. "At least she's trying." Duo ended up in detention because he fell asleep, along with Gene who only woke up long enough to move on to his next class and was currently sleeping on the desk next to Jim, who had gotten detention for making googly eyes at Hotaru, who was in detention because she asked Merle what the math homework was, who got detention for wearing a costume to school, and Van had received detention for trying to tell Kaoru that Merle really was a cat-girl. Hitomi was there as well, because she laughed at Merle, and Rei was there for talking out of turn to Hotaru.
Quatre was there as well, because he-err, she had burst into tears when Kaoru referred to him as a girl, and Trowa was there too because he had defended poor, traumatized Quatre. Trowa was currently sitting in a desk trying to comfort his 'Little One', who was sobbing into his chest denying he was a girl.
Heero was there too, for threatening to kill Kaoru when she complimented his hair, and Wufei too for calling Kaoru a weak woman, he had also gotten knocked over the head with her wooden katana. Wufei was muttering 'Injustice' over and over and his head was lying in Shampoo's lap. Ranma was there too, for laughing at Wufei, and Ryouga was there as well, for being incredibly tardy. Kaoru even said, "I've never had a student that tardy before."
Haruka was there as well for dressing like a man and Michiru also for laughing when Kaoru asked why Haruka dressed like a man. Needless to say, Kaoru was a little embarrassed by Haruka's blunt answer.
Trunks glowered from his seat next to Rei. He was there because of his 'display of affection in public' with Rei. "All I did was hug." He grumbled. Rei patted his head sympathetically. "I know sweetie."
Makoto growled and chewed on the end of her pencil as she watched Squall start on one hundred and eleven. She was there because she had been reading a racing magazine during class time. It was homeroom for Zeus's sake! And Gohan was there as well, for commenting to Trunks that they were all dropping like flies. Kaoru had exceptional hearing, apparently.
"Ami I'm surprised you aren't at CLAMP Academy, since you're so smart and all." Minako commented while flipping through the latest issue of TG (she always has the latest issue on hand) that had a small article of the school.
Ami glanced idly over at the magazine before looking down at her printouts. Wait a minute. She looked back at the magazine before gasping and ripping the magazine out of Minako's hands. "Hey! Sheesh Ami! You could've just asked and I would have given it to you." She pouted.
"This is IT! Oh my Hermes! Look at that uniform! LOOK AT IT! I FINALLY FOUND HIM!" Ami leaped onto the top of her desk and laughed maniacally.
Everyone stared.
...
"...Uh... Ami? You okay?" Minako asked.
"Found who?" Usagi also asked.
"I'm better than I ever have been before in my entire LIFE!" She stepped off her desk to show Usagi the picture. "Do you see that uniform? That was the EXACT uniform that Kamui was wearing when I last saw him in the library!" She exclaimed.
"He attends CLAMP Academy and he uses the Tokyo Library?" Gohan questioned.
"C'mon Ami, every school's uniform for guys pretty much looks that same, how can you tell?" Usagi asked, looking at her friend warily.
"THIS IS IT!" Ami raved as she forced the magazine into Usagi's face and growled. "Look, it has a tie! And look at the funny little buttons on the collar! I'm telling you this is it!"
"Okay!" Usagi replied meekly.
"You know, a year ago Ami would have never acted like this." Rei commented idly.
"Yeah… HEY! What ever happened to … to… what was that kid's name? The smart one? That had a crystal in his chest?" Makoto pondered. "Everyone thought she was destined to be with him."
"His name was… err, it was… I don't know either." Rei sighed.
"Weren't Quatre and Ami an item?" Hitomi asked, joining the conversation.
"Hey! Yeah! They were joined at the hip, like best friends, and they are so cute together… but now this Kamui thing has popped up… Poor Quatre! I wonder how he's dealing with Ami rejecting him." Makoto sighed tragically.
The three girls glanced back towards Quatre, who was still weeping on Trowa. "Damn, he's heartbroken." Makoto sighed in pity.
"I thought he was crying because he hates being a girl." Hitomi said as she studied him thoughtfully.
"That's his cover story, I bet." Said Makoto.
"I don't know… he is awfully snug with Trowa over there." Rei added.
"You don't think…?"
"Quatre and Trowa?"
"…"
"He does wear a pink shirt!"
"And plays the violin."
"…"
The three girls stared at each other and then Quatre and Trowa thoughtfully.
"Wha…hey, where AM I?" Gene snorted himself awake and looked around in confusion while blinking the sleep out of his eyes.
Trunks rolled his eyes. "You're in detention, smart one, for sleeping in class."
Gene sighed in relief. "Good, I had this strange dream that Quatre and Trowa were making out on the Outlaw Star." He shuddered. "My poor ship. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I don't want anyone making out on my ship."
"Except yourself." Jim mumbled. Hotaru covered her mouth to stop her giggles.
Hitomi, Makoto and Rei shrieked.
"New mission!" Makoto announced.
Rei and Hitomi nodded in silent agreement. Rei spoke first, "Our new mission: find out if Trowa and Quatre are… if they have a close connection that was a little more than friendly."
"You think Trowa and Quatre are gay?" Minako asked.
Makoto and Hitomi leaped to cover her mouth.
"QUIET!" Hitomi screeched.
"It's a SECRET mission, you baka!" Makoto growled.
"Ooooh! I'll help! And so will Akane!" Minako grinned.
"Wait, what? Huh? Now what did you get me into?" Akane moaned.
"Just thing that this is martial arts detective work." She reasoned. Akane shrugged and went along, this was better than rhythmic gymnastics. "Let the games begin!" Minako giggled evilly.
"SECRET mission, SECRET!" Rei hissed.
"Mission? This better be good. The last 'secret mission' Minako dragged me on was to find out what color Squall's underwear is." Akane sighed.
Hitomi, Makoto, and Rei stared in horrified fascination at Minako.
She shrugged innocently. "It failed if it makes you feel better."
"Shampoo found her!" Came a gleeful cry from Shampoo as she stood up abruptly.
"YOU DID?" Duo cried in joy.
"She in Africa, daughter of president of Zaire! Access to voodoo magic!"
"Africa? Dorothy belongs to a prominent family in Western Europe, remember she was Trieze's cousin." Quatre spoke up for the first time in a long while, and thankfully completely oblivious to the previous conversation.
"Damn. Could have told Shampoo earlier." She huffed.
Now just in case you're wondering where the teacher is, it's Mr. Weizer, who had a tremendous hangover so he was sleeping on the teacher's desk listening to soothing Celtic tunes on his Discman. A small strand of drool was leaking on to a pile of tests that he had attempted to grade before passing out.
"Ya know, being a girl isn't that bad…" Duo grinned. "Showering is the best."
"Showering?" Minako asked.
Duo nodded. "I get to see myself naked!"
"PERVERT!" Akane yelled followed by her mallet.
"Owwwww!" Duo pouted and rubbed the top of his head. "Don't do that to me baby!" He pouted his adorable puppy dog look.
Akane sighed and patted him gently on the head. "You're forgiven." Duo grinned and nuzzled up to her.
"So what number is Squall on?" Gohan asked, shaking his head from all the previous conversations.
"Three hundred and forty-two." Usagi replied monotonously.
"Ack." Gohan sighed. "So, Usagi, how's living next to Seifer treating you?"
"Actually, it hasn't been so bad, he only has a few snide comments per day. I think him and Shingo are becoming friends." Usagi replied.
"Hey now, you have a thing with dating and converting the bad guys, so when are you going to hook up with Seifer?" Duo joked.
Everyone covered their ears as fingernails scratched across the chalkboard and Squall turned to glare at Duo. "Not funny." He growled.
"Sorry man!" Duo gulped and then held up his hands to show his innocence.
Squall snorted and turned around to continue his writing.
"Hey! Who heard about the English exchange students coming to Ken High for a week?" Hotaru changed the mood.
"English exchange students, as in, England?" Duo asked curiously, completely over Squall's glare now.
Hotaru nodded enthusiastically. "There are four of them, all boys, I hope they're cute!"
"Hey! Hotaru!" Jim pouted.
Hotaru smiled at Jim, "but they could never be as cute as you!" Jim smiled back happily.
"Exchange students, eh? Sounds tasty." Minako grinned. "I used to live in England, nice place. What academy are they coming from?"
"I don't remember… I don't think it said the name." Hotaru replied.
"That's odd." Rei commented.
"At least they aren't girls, we have too many girls in our school right now." Wufei mumbled.
"Wufei, you have to appreciate the finer sex." Ranma grinned lecherously. "After all, you are stuck as one of them."
"We just better not have another day of 'styling Wufei's hair' in our Woman of the World class." Van complained.
Wufei's eye twitched. "I agree."
"I don't mind at all!" Duo grinned.
"Really? Duo can I braid your hair for you?" Akane asked shyly.
Duo winked. "Anything for you, love!"
"That would look really weird if I didn't know that Duo was actually a boy." Trunks murmured and shook his head.
"Ah HA! This time Shampoo have to be right!" Shampoo stood triumphantly. "Dorothy Catalonia, live in big mansion in Austria, related to deceased Treize, and ugly beyond all belief with eyebrows that stick out four inches!"
"YES!" Duo whooped.
An evil glint came to Shampoo's eye while she folded the piece of paper and stuck it in her normal pocket. She pulled out a sword from a sub space pocket and grinned evilly.
"Shampoo, baby, what are you about to do?" Wufei asked curiously.
"Shampoo will avenge Airen!" She yelled before crashing out the window and glass flew everywhere. Everyone leaped up from his or her desk to watch Shampoo land on the ground six stories below.
The glass breaking roused Mr. Weizer from his slumber and he blinked owlishly while wondering where he was. "What time…? What the Hell?" He looked up at the chalkboard to see 'I will not talk out of turn in class or give attitude to the teacher' written four hundred and eleven times. "I'm in the twilight zone! GAAAH!" He leaped up from his desk.
The class watched him warily.
"Hey, does this mean detention is dismissed?" Ranma spoke up.
Mr. Weizer blinked. Detention? Oh yeah! "Aw, hell, why not? Get out of here!"
The room was empty in 0.4 seconds flat.
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Continue on brave readers!