WARNING: there is some talk/hinting towards a homosexual relationship. And Minako spins it out of control. As always.
***Reloaded because of funny format! Damn you Microsoft Word!!!***
Secret Mission, I said, Secret!
"School, school, schoooooooooooool!"
"Yes Ed, School." Jet sighed and looked back down at the paperwork that he was supposed to be filling out.
"We should have put her in a school on Mars, not Earth." Spike told his bald friend as he pulled out a cigarette from his pocket.
"Spike, she was born and raised-well, sort of-on Earth so that's where she is going to school. Besides, Ed picked this school."
Spike 'yeah, yeah-ed' before returning to his cigarette.
"I still don't see why I am here." Faye spoke up from where she was leaning against the wall. She stared at the bulletin board that was across from her a reread the announcement on the football banquet.
"I don't know, why are you here? We certainly didn't invite you." Spike murmured from his spot on the bench next to Jet. Ed was still spinning in circles in the middle of the hall singing 'schoooool'. Ein watched her from underneath the bench.
"What was that?" Faye barked.
"Nothing." Spike sighed.
"That was the WORST detention, and quite possible the longest, I have ever served." Spike looked up to see a girl with a long braid walking down the hall with a few other kids. Spike looked closer at one with brown hair and a scar between his eyes. He looked familiar, was he…?
"You can say that again Duo, and I still don't see why Squall received the worst of it." Usagi sighed and leaned against Squall's arm. He grunted in agreement before draping an arm around her shoulders. Even if he didn't finish all one thousand, his hand hurt worse than he was ever willing to admit.
Spike stood to intercept the group of teens and smiled lazily. "Well, now I feel a little better about putting Ed in this school."
"Yep yep yep yeppers! This is why Ed wanted to go here, Squall Squall goes here!" She giggled and did another spin.
Squall stopped short as he recognized the man, and unfortunately the woman, in the hallway. "Spike." He greeted with a small smile. He then turned to Faye. "I see you still didn't take my advice."
She 'humphed' and turned her back to him.
"Squall." Spike nodded. "This must be the girl you were missing out in space." He gestured to Usagi.
"Usagi, this is Spike, he's a bounty hunter I met awhile ago. Spike, this is my girlfriend, Usagi Tsukino." Squall introduced the two.
"Hello Spike, I hope Squall was behaving himself out there." She smiled warmly.
He winked. "Of course." Usagi reminded him of Julia, but … nicer, and friendlier, and she probably wasn't going to betray Squall. Hopefully.
"So what brings you to Earth?" Squall asked.
Spike gestured to the girl spinning in the hallway. "We're enrolling Ed here, would you keep an eye out for her?"
Ed stopped spinning and grinned mischievously at the group of students. "I am Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky! Call me Ed!"
"Edward? I thought it was a girl." Gohan whispered to Trunks.
"No man, look at him! It's a guy for sure!" Trunks replied.
"Of course we will!" Usagi smiled brightly after kicking Gohan and Trunks in the shins. Squall nodded in agreement.
"Thanks." Spike grinned back.
"Hey Usagi, aren't you having dinner with your mom and that totally hunky guy she's dating tonight?" Minako asked as she glanced at her watch.
"Yeah, but that's not until-HOLY LUNA! I'm late AGAIN!" Usagi wailed as she saw the time on the hallway clock. "Byesquallloveyoucallmenicetomeetyouallgottagoicantbelievei'mlateagain!" She called over her shoulder as she dashed out of the school and down the sidewalk.
"Usagi! I got my motorcycle, want a lift?" Makoto called after her as she ran to catch up.
Rei shook her head a sighed. "That girl is going to be late to her wedding day."
"Has anyone seen Ami?" Quatre asked.
"Why, do you want revenge on her for breaking your heart?" Minako asked as she slipped next to him.
"Excuse me---what?" Quatre blinked confused.
Rei knocked Minako upside the head with her fist. 'Secret mission!' she hissed. "She snuck out after she found out about Kamui." Rei replied with a wide smile.
"That's a shame, we were going to have a chess match after school." Quatre sighed.
"I'll play with you, if you want." Trowa smiled down at Quatre.
Quatre nodded enthusiastically. "Okay!"
Spike shook his head at the teenage conversations. "Thanks Squall, I guess we'll see you later."
Squall nodded. "Good to see you again, we all better get going."
"Yeah! We have to go wait for Shampoo to return!" Duo bounced. "Then I can make out with Akane and not feel totally weird!" He grinned.
~~@~~
Dorothy Catalonia was sitting in her study in her huge mansion in her Grandfather's land. She was in an overly stuffed armchair, sipping an exotic beverage with a pink umbrella in it, and reading the 'Very Secret Diaries'. We all know that Dorothy is secretly in love with Legolas and has a 'pervy elf fancier' T-shirt in her closet.
Any who, there she is sitting in her study, which just so conveniently has a large picture window that overlooked the perfectly manicured green lawns. We all know that they water their grounds at night so they don't get caught and get fined for wasting water during a drought.
And if Dorothy had glanced out her window, she would have noticed a small dust cloud approaching at an alarming rate. As the cloud drew nearer, a shape of a human running towards the window would have been seen. Then suddenly the figure leaped into the air, and through the large bay window. Glass shattered all over the maroon carpet and Dorothy shrieked and held the Internet printouts in front of her defensively.
"Who are you?" Dorothy shrieked at the girl with long purple hair and burning brown eyes.
"Shampoo of Chinese Amazons. You Dorothy Catalonia?" Shampoo asked, grabbing Dorothy by the collar and hauling her up to eye level.
"Yes, I am." She looked defiantly back at the Amazon after being reminded that she was Dorothy and was not afraid of combat. She did control the White Fang mobile dolls and did stab Quatre through the shoulder, after all.
"Give Shampoo antidote!"
"Antidote? To what?" Dorothy asked confused.
Shampoo glared. "Don't act innocent! Antidote to fix Husband!"
"Husband?"
"Yes. Husband. Chang Wufei!" Shampoo shook Dorothy a little.
"Oh. OH! You mean the Gundam boys? AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was pure genius, if I say so myself-"
"ANTIDOTE! Or head go in special Amazon potion to cure grandmother's foot fungus!"
Shampoo raised her scimitar blade to Dorothy's pale neck.
Dorothy gulped in fear. "That's quite a sword you have there, eh heh. Antidote? I hate to be the one to inform you of this but there is no known antidote-EEK!
"LIE! There Antidote and you give to Shampoo NOW!" Shampoo pressed the blade along her neck.
"Okay okay okay! Let's not get irrational. There is a cure, you have to mix my blood with the egg white of a cliff dwelling phoenix that only lives in the ends of the Earth. But that'll be impossible-AIEE! What are you DOING?"
Shampoo pulled out a Chinese take out container and grabbed Dorothy's wrist. She slid the blade an inch above her wrist and let the crimson blood drop into the container. "Need blood." Shampoo reasoned with a vicious smile on her face.
Dorothy stared in horror as her blood slid into the container. She began to feel lightheaded and dizzy. "I don't… feel… so good." She whispered.
Shampoo waited until the container was full before slapping a Band-Aid on her wrist and handing Dorothy a Chinese fortune cookie. "Good-bye eyebrow girl." Shampoo called before bounding out the window.
~~~@~~~
"Thanks Makoto, for the ride!" Usagi hopped off her friend's motorcycle and turned to wave. "I'll call you later so we can discuss your upcoming date with a certain older man!" She winked.
Makoto groaned and waved. "Hurry, before you're late!"
Usagi turned and ran into the apartment building. She bounded towards the elevator only to smack into something tall. And green. "Mamoru? What are you doing here?" She asked.
"Why don't you live in your old house anymore? Do you have any idea how long it took me to find this place?" Mamoru asked irately.
Usagi glared. "For your information, my parents are divorced now and my mother couldn't afford a house any longer." She growled and crossed her arms over her chest. "Thank you for bringing up such painful memories."
"Divorced? That isn't good… this'll be a bad influence on Chibi Usa to have divorced grandparents." Mamoru frowned.
"WHAT? Bad influence? Chibi Usa? First of all, at least I HAVE parents! Second, we aren't dating which means we aren't getting married, which means NO CHIBI USA!" Usagi screeched. The nerve!
"That is what I have come to tell you, I will allow you to squander your high school years on silly little boys that are insignificant, but after that, you and I will marry and we will rule the universe and have our daughter, Chibi Usa." Mamoru smiled at the thought of his dreams coming true. King of the universe, it has a nice ring to it.
Usagi's eye twitched. "No."
"What?" Mamoru asked incredulously.
"I said, no. I will not date you. I will not marry you. I will not have children with you. I will not eat green eggs and ham." Usagi said firmly.
"Green eggs? Never mind that, you will. How would you like to disappoint your mother?"
"Your right, I don't like to disappoint my mother. But, my mother, Ikuko Tsukino didn't like you! She likes Squall, she likes Gohan, Selene, and she even likes Seifer. But not you. My mother a thousand years ago liked you, but you died, I died, she died. That was the past, this is the present. I'm sure you can rule the universe with out me." Usagi sighed and looked up at Mamoru expectantly.
"Rule the universe… with out you? All by myself! I'll be the sole monarch, sure I'll have wives and children, but I'll be the divine right!" A maniacal gleam lit up Mamoru's eyes.
Usagi took a step back out of caution.
"You are right, fine Usagi! Farewell, this now ends our engagement. I know you must be heartbroken. Here, have a red rose, my last gift to you. Farewell!" And with that Mamoru was out the doors.
Usagi looked down at the red rose in her hand and threw it into the trash. "Crazy bastard." She mumbled before finally entering the elevator.
~~@~~
Out side of Quatre's Japanese Mansion were beautiful gardens built in the traditional Japanese sense. There were koi ponds, gorgeous flowers, winding paths, small bridges and all that jazz. In the Game Room (which consisted of a piano, violin, flute, and chess table) there are huge windows that overlook said gardens. And right outside the window that is next to the chess table were four odd bushes. That were talking.
"Of all the half-baked plots… honestly! Minako, we are dressed as bushes!" Akane-bush grumbled.
"Shhh! Bushes don't talk!" Minako-bush whispered.
"Why me?" Hitomi-bush mumbled.
I have a leaf in my ear." Rei-bush complained.
"SHHHH! Here come Quatre and Trowa!" The four bushes stopped moving and peered through the window.
"Thank you Trowa, for offering to play with me!" Quatre smiled up at this tall 'friend'.
"My pleasure Quatre, you know I love to spend time with you."
Minako, in her bush, pulled out her infamous notebook of plots and jotted down keywords. 'my pleasure' 'I love...you'.
"How was your day today?" Trowa asked casually as he sat in front of the black pieces.
"Enjoyable." Quatre replied as they began to play. "Michiru and I finally decided what piece we would perform as our final and I love it already… it's your move… anyway, she wants me to become a member of the Tokyo Youth Symphony."
"How exciting."
Quatre nodded happily. "Do you want me to ring for a servant to get us a drink or food?"
"Yes, that sounds wonderful. Do you have those on cookies with the filling? They are delicious." Trowa mused.
Quatre smiled happily. "I have those just for you and Duo. I'll go get them."
"I'll come with you."
The four bushes watched the two chat happily as they walked out of the room to get their food.
"That was exciting." Rei bit sarcastically.
"Just about as entertaining as Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson." Hitomi sarcastically agreed.
The three girls turned to glare at Minako. "That was so stupid." Akane said.
"Stupid? I have all our clues, you must not have been listening as well as I was." Minako grinned and held up her notebook.
"What'd you write? Trowa throws his chess game to make Quatre smile happily?" Hitomi joked.
"No, listen: Trowa-'my pleasure' 'I love...you'. Quatre-'I love your member. Do you want me? Trowa-Yes you are delicious'."
"WHAT?" The three girls screeched.
"Where the hell did you get that?" Rei yelled.
"Quatre is too innocent to say that!" Hitomi covered her eyes in hope to erase some of the horribleness.
"PERVERT!" Akane shouted her infamous line.
~~@~~
Usagi was still fuming with her arms across her chest and a glare burning into the faux gold as she waited for the elevator doors to open. 'Stupid, inconsiderate, sexist PIG!'
"Yo Usagi, I got some of your mail again." Seifer commented as he strolled up to her while flipping through a Victoria's Secret's Catalogue.
Usagi blinked out of her glare and looked questioningly up at the much taller man. "Mail?"
"Hmmm, I don't suppose I can see you in this." He turned and winked as he showed her a certain picture of a girl clad only in white lace panties.
"NO!" Usagi sputtered and blushed before yanking the catalogue away from the lecherous blonde.
"How about showing it to Squall, and he can take a picture and make me a copy?" He teased even more.
"You're impossible!" She screeched.
"You're no fun." Seifer pouted.
"Hey Seifer! We got some of your gaming magazines." Shingo waved the mail in his hands as he trotted up to them.
"Great! I've been waiting for these!" Seifer grinned gleefully and took the catalogues before handing Shingo the rest of the Tsukino mail.
"What the hell is wrong with this elevator?" Usagi muttered darkly to the unopened door.
"The lady with the fifty kids is probably in it, and damn those little monsters, they always push all the buttons." Seifer replied as he flipped through his playstation magazine.
True enough to Seifer's words, when the doors finally did open Mrs. Yuzame and her seven kids plus the three dogs piled out of the elevator like a buffalo stampede. Seifer pulled Shingo and Usagi out of the way before sticky triplets could trampled them.
"Selene! Crazy brats!" Usagi cursed before realizing she was in Seifer's arms. She blushed bright red again and ran from his arms into the elevator. Shingo and Seifer followed, the latter with a Cheshire grin on his face.
Usagi stood uncomfortable with her little brother in between them as the elevator slowly climbed up. As soon as the door opened Usagi was out the doors and to the apartment door.
"Weird girl, I wonder what's wrong with her now?" Shingo muttered as he followed which only caused Seifer's grin to widen.
"Oh good Usagi! Shingo! You're both home!" Ikuko greeted her two children as they entered the small apartment. Sesshomaru was sitting comfortably in the armchair reading the Wall Street Journal and Rin was sitting at his feet coloring in a Disney's Princesses Coloring Book.
"Hi mom." Usagi greeted before heading to the kitchen.
"Shingo, Usagi, Sesshomaru and I have some… news for you two." Ikuko began nervously. She was twisting the front of her blouse and chewing on her lip.
"News?" Shingo asked curiously, a frown marred his face.
Usagi dropped the bag of Starbursts that she had just opened as endless possibilities flew through her head and landed on them announcing that they were engaged. She leapt into the living room and pointed an accusing finger at her mother.
"You're engaged! No! I can't handle another wedding!"
Shingo leaped up as well. "Engaged? But that means we can move out of this dinky apartment! YES!"
"Kids, we are not engaged. Note yet anyway." Sesshomaru interrupted.
"Oh." Both Usagi and Shingo sat down on the couch sheepishly. "Well then, what's the news?"
"Sesshomaru… I know you might find this hard to believe, but Sesshomaru is a demon. A dog demon Lord. From the past." Ikuko informed them gravely.
The two blinked.
"That's is WICKED cool! From the past? A Demon lord? This is SO much cooler than Usagi being Sailor Moon!" Shingo cried in glee.
Usagi shrieked and slapped Shingo over the head.
"What?" Ikuko asked. "Sailor Moon? Usagi? But…"
Usagi sighed and flared at her little brother. Rin just looked on in fascination. "Yeah, it's true."
"Well, I guess that explains why the hair is similar… and the eyes… and the voice… Wait, you two don't care that Sesshomaru is a demon?"
Usagi shrugged. "I've seen stranger things."
"Yeah! Like Van being from a different planet! And Ranma changing into a girl and Trunks and Gohan being Sa-"
Usagi finally clamped her hand firmly over Shingo's mouth. "Weren't you sword to secrecy?" She hissed.
Ikuko shook her head. "I'm not even going to pretend I want to know what you two are talking about."
Rin went back to coloring and Sesshomaru flipped the page on his newspaper.
"Now, who is hungry?"
~~@~~
End of Chapter
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Secret Mission, I said, Secret!
"School, school, schoooooooooooool!"
"Yes Ed, School." Jet sighed and looked back down at the paperwork that he was supposed to be filling out.
"We should have put her in a school on Mars, not Earth." Spike told his bald friend as he pulled out a cigarette from his pocket.
"Spike, she was born and raised-well, sort of-on Earth so that's where she is going to school. Besides, Ed picked this school."
Spike 'yeah, yeah-ed' before returning to his cigarette.
"I still don't see why I am here." Faye spoke up from where she was leaning against the wall. She stared at the bulletin board that was across from her a reread the announcement on the football banquet.
"I don't know, why are you here? We certainly didn't invite you." Spike murmured from his spot on the bench next to Jet. Ed was still spinning in circles in the middle of the hall singing 'schoooool'. Ein watched her from underneath the bench.
"What was that?" Faye barked.
"Nothing." Spike sighed.
"That was the WORST detention, and quite possible the longest, I have ever served." Spike looked up to see a girl with a long braid walking down the hall with a few other kids. Spike looked closer at one with brown hair and a scar between his eyes. He looked familiar, was he…?
"You can say that again Duo, and I still don't see why Squall received the worst of it." Usagi sighed and leaned against Squall's arm. He grunted in agreement before draping an arm around her shoulders. Even if he didn't finish all one thousand, his hand hurt worse than he was ever willing to admit.
Spike stood to intercept the group of teens and smiled lazily. "Well, now I feel a little better about putting Ed in this school."
"Yep yep yep yeppers! This is why Ed wanted to go here, Squall Squall goes here!" She giggled and did another spin.
Squall stopped short as he recognized the man, and unfortunately the woman, in the hallway. "Spike." He greeted with a small smile. He then turned to Faye. "I see you still didn't take my advice."
She 'humphed' and turned her back to him.
"Squall." Spike nodded. "This must be the girl you were missing out in space." He gestured to Usagi.
"Usagi, this is Spike, he's a bounty hunter I met awhile ago. Spike, this is my girlfriend, Usagi Tsukino." Squall introduced the two.
"Hello Spike, I hope Squall was behaving himself out there." She smiled warmly.
He winked. "Of course." Usagi reminded him of Julia, but … nicer, and friendlier, and she probably wasn't going to betray Squall. Hopefully.
"So what brings you to Earth?" Squall asked.
Spike gestured to the girl spinning in the hallway. "We're enrolling Ed here, would you keep an eye out for her?"
Ed stopped spinning and grinned mischievously at the group of students. "I am Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky! Call me Ed!"
"Edward? I thought it was a girl." Gohan whispered to Trunks.
"No man, look at him! It's a guy for sure!" Trunks replied.
"Of course we will!" Usagi smiled brightly after kicking Gohan and Trunks in the shins. Squall nodded in agreement.
"Thanks." Spike grinned back.
"Hey Usagi, aren't you having dinner with your mom and that totally hunky guy she's dating tonight?" Minako asked as she glanced at her watch.
"Yeah, but that's not until-HOLY LUNA! I'm late AGAIN!" Usagi wailed as she saw the time on the hallway clock. "Byesquallloveyoucallmenicetomeetyouallgottagoicantbelievei'mlateagain!" She called over her shoulder as she dashed out of the school and down the sidewalk.
"Usagi! I got my motorcycle, want a lift?" Makoto called after her as she ran to catch up.
Rei shook her head a sighed. "That girl is going to be late to her wedding day."
"Has anyone seen Ami?" Quatre asked.
"Why, do you want revenge on her for breaking your heart?" Minako asked as she slipped next to him.
"Excuse me---what?" Quatre blinked confused.
Rei knocked Minako upside the head with her fist. 'Secret mission!' she hissed. "She snuck out after she found out about Kamui." Rei replied with a wide smile.
"That's a shame, we were going to have a chess match after school." Quatre sighed.
"I'll play with you, if you want." Trowa smiled down at Quatre.
Quatre nodded enthusiastically. "Okay!"
Spike shook his head at the teenage conversations. "Thanks Squall, I guess we'll see you later."
Squall nodded. "Good to see you again, we all better get going."
"Yeah! We have to go wait for Shampoo to return!" Duo bounced. "Then I can make out with Akane and not feel totally weird!" He grinned.
~~@~~
Dorothy Catalonia was sitting in her study in her huge mansion in her Grandfather's land. She was in an overly stuffed armchair, sipping an exotic beverage with a pink umbrella in it, and reading the 'Very Secret Diaries'. We all know that Dorothy is secretly in love with Legolas and has a 'pervy elf fancier' T-shirt in her closet.
Any who, there she is sitting in her study, which just so conveniently has a large picture window that overlooked the perfectly manicured green lawns. We all know that they water their grounds at night so they don't get caught and get fined for wasting water during a drought.
And if Dorothy had glanced out her window, she would have noticed a small dust cloud approaching at an alarming rate. As the cloud drew nearer, a shape of a human running towards the window would have been seen. Then suddenly the figure leaped into the air, and through the large bay window. Glass shattered all over the maroon carpet and Dorothy shrieked and held the Internet printouts in front of her defensively.
"Who are you?" Dorothy shrieked at the girl with long purple hair and burning brown eyes.
"Shampoo of Chinese Amazons. You Dorothy Catalonia?" Shampoo asked, grabbing Dorothy by the collar and hauling her up to eye level.
"Yes, I am." She looked defiantly back at the Amazon after being reminded that she was Dorothy and was not afraid of combat. She did control the White Fang mobile dolls and did stab Quatre through the shoulder, after all.
"Give Shampoo antidote!"
"Antidote? To what?" Dorothy asked confused.
Shampoo glared. "Don't act innocent! Antidote to fix Husband!"
"Husband?"
"Yes. Husband. Chang Wufei!" Shampoo shook Dorothy a little.
"Oh. OH! You mean the Gundam boys? AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was pure genius, if I say so myself-"
"ANTIDOTE! Or head go in special Amazon potion to cure grandmother's foot fungus!"
Shampoo raised her scimitar blade to Dorothy's pale neck.
Dorothy gulped in fear. "That's quite a sword you have there, eh heh. Antidote? I hate to be the one to inform you of this but there is no known antidote-EEK!
"LIE! There Antidote and you give to Shampoo NOW!" Shampoo pressed the blade along her neck.
"Okay okay okay! Let's not get irrational. There is a cure, you have to mix my blood with the egg white of a cliff dwelling phoenix that only lives in the ends of the Earth. But that'll be impossible-AIEE! What are you DOING?"
Shampoo pulled out a Chinese take out container and grabbed Dorothy's wrist. She slid the blade an inch above her wrist and let the crimson blood drop into the container. "Need blood." Shampoo reasoned with a vicious smile on her face.
Dorothy stared in horror as her blood slid into the container. She began to feel lightheaded and dizzy. "I don't… feel… so good." She whispered.
Shampoo waited until the container was full before slapping a Band-Aid on her wrist and handing Dorothy a Chinese fortune cookie. "Good-bye eyebrow girl." Shampoo called before bounding out the window.
~~~@~~~
"Thanks Makoto, for the ride!" Usagi hopped off her friend's motorcycle and turned to wave. "I'll call you later so we can discuss your upcoming date with a certain older man!" She winked.
Makoto groaned and waved. "Hurry, before you're late!"
Usagi turned and ran into the apartment building. She bounded towards the elevator only to smack into something tall. And green. "Mamoru? What are you doing here?" She asked.
"Why don't you live in your old house anymore? Do you have any idea how long it took me to find this place?" Mamoru asked irately.
Usagi glared. "For your information, my parents are divorced now and my mother couldn't afford a house any longer." She growled and crossed her arms over her chest. "Thank you for bringing up such painful memories."
"Divorced? That isn't good… this'll be a bad influence on Chibi Usa to have divorced grandparents." Mamoru frowned.
"WHAT? Bad influence? Chibi Usa? First of all, at least I HAVE parents! Second, we aren't dating which means we aren't getting married, which means NO CHIBI USA!" Usagi screeched. The nerve!
"That is what I have come to tell you, I will allow you to squander your high school years on silly little boys that are insignificant, but after that, you and I will marry and we will rule the universe and have our daughter, Chibi Usa." Mamoru smiled at the thought of his dreams coming true. King of the universe, it has a nice ring to it.
Usagi's eye twitched. "No."
"What?" Mamoru asked incredulously.
"I said, no. I will not date you. I will not marry you. I will not have children with you. I will not eat green eggs and ham." Usagi said firmly.
"Green eggs? Never mind that, you will. How would you like to disappoint your mother?"
"Your right, I don't like to disappoint my mother. But, my mother, Ikuko Tsukino didn't like you! She likes Squall, she likes Gohan, Selene, and she even likes Seifer. But not you. My mother a thousand years ago liked you, but you died, I died, she died. That was the past, this is the present. I'm sure you can rule the universe with out me." Usagi sighed and looked up at Mamoru expectantly.
"Rule the universe… with out you? All by myself! I'll be the sole monarch, sure I'll have wives and children, but I'll be the divine right!" A maniacal gleam lit up Mamoru's eyes.
Usagi took a step back out of caution.
"You are right, fine Usagi! Farewell, this now ends our engagement. I know you must be heartbroken. Here, have a red rose, my last gift to you. Farewell!" And with that Mamoru was out the doors.
Usagi looked down at the red rose in her hand and threw it into the trash. "Crazy bastard." She mumbled before finally entering the elevator.
~~@~~
Out side of Quatre's Japanese Mansion were beautiful gardens built in the traditional Japanese sense. There were koi ponds, gorgeous flowers, winding paths, small bridges and all that jazz. In the Game Room (which consisted of a piano, violin, flute, and chess table) there are huge windows that overlook said gardens. And right outside the window that is next to the chess table were four odd bushes. That were talking.
"Of all the half-baked plots… honestly! Minako, we are dressed as bushes!" Akane-bush grumbled.
"Shhh! Bushes don't talk!" Minako-bush whispered.
"Why me?" Hitomi-bush mumbled.
I have a leaf in my ear." Rei-bush complained.
"SHHHH! Here come Quatre and Trowa!" The four bushes stopped moving and peered through the window.
"Thank you Trowa, for offering to play with me!" Quatre smiled up at this tall 'friend'.
"My pleasure Quatre, you know I love to spend time with you."
Minako, in her bush, pulled out her infamous notebook of plots and jotted down keywords. 'my pleasure' 'I love...you'.
"How was your day today?" Trowa asked casually as he sat in front of the black pieces.
"Enjoyable." Quatre replied as they began to play. "Michiru and I finally decided what piece we would perform as our final and I love it already… it's your move… anyway, she wants me to become a member of the Tokyo Youth Symphony."
"How exciting."
Quatre nodded happily. "Do you want me to ring for a servant to get us a drink or food?"
"Yes, that sounds wonderful. Do you have those on cookies with the filling? They are delicious." Trowa mused.
Quatre smiled happily. "I have those just for you and Duo. I'll go get them."
"I'll come with you."
The four bushes watched the two chat happily as they walked out of the room to get their food.
"That was exciting." Rei bit sarcastically.
"Just about as entertaining as Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson." Hitomi sarcastically agreed.
The three girls turned to glare at Minako. "That was so stupid." Akane said.
"Stupid? I have all our clues, you must not have been listening as well as I was." Minako grinned and held up her notebook.
"What'd you write? Trowa throws his chess game to make Quatre smile happily?" Hitomi joked.
"No, listen: Trowa-'my pleasure' 'I love...you'. Quatre-'I love your member. Do you want me? Trowa-Yes you are delicious'."
"WHAT?" The three girls screeched.
"Where the hell did you get that?" Rei yelled.
"Quatre is too innocent to say that!" Hitomi covered her eyes in hope to erase some of the horribleness.
"PERVERT!" Akane shouted her infamous line.
~~@~~
Usagi was still fuming with her arms across her chest and a glare burning into the faux gold as she waited for the elevator doors to open. 'Stupid, inconsiderate, sexist PIG!'
"Yo Usagi, I got some of your mail again." Seifer commented as he strolled up to her while flipping through a Victoria's Secret's Catalogue.
Usagi blinked out of her glare and looked questioningly up at the much taller man. "Mail?"
"Hmmm, I don't suppose I can see you in this." He turned and winked as he showed her a certain picture of a girl clad only in white lace panties.
"NO!" Usagi sputtered and blushed before yanking the catalogue away from the lecherous blonde.
"How about showing it to Squall, and he can take a picture and make me a copy?" He teased even more.
"You're impossible!" She screeched.
"You're no fun." Seifer pouted.
"Hey Seifer! We got some of your gaming magazines." Shingo waved the mail in his hands as he trotted up to them.
"Great! I've been waiting for these!" Seifer grinned gleefully and took the catalogues before handing Shingo the rest of the Tsukino mail.
"What the hell is wrong with this elevator?" Usagi muttered darkly to the unopened door.
"The lady with the fifty kids is probably in it, and damn those little monsters, they always push all the buttons." Seifer replied as he flipped through his playstation magazine.
True enough to Seifer's words, when the doors finally did open Mrs. Yuzame and her seven kids plus the three dogs piled out of the elevator like a buffalo stampede. Seifer pulled Shingo and Usagi out of the way before sticky triplets could trampled them.
"Selene! Crazy brats!" Usagi cursed before realizing she was in Seifer's arms. She blushed bright red again and ran from his arms into the elevator. Shingo and Seifer followed, the latter with a Cheshire grin on his face.
Usagi stood uncomfortable with her little brother in between them as the elevator slowly climbed up. As soon as the door opened Usagi was out the doors and to the apartment door.
"Weird girl, I wonder what's wrong with her now?" Shingo muttered as he followed which only caused Seifer's grin to widen.
"Oh good Usagi! Shingo! You're both home!" Ikuko greeted her two children as they entered the small apartment. Sesshomaru was sitting comfortably in the armchair reading the Wall Street Journal and Rin was sitting at his feet coloring in a Disney's Princesses Coloring Book.
"Hi mom." Usagi greeted before heading to the kitchen.
"Shingo, Usagi, Sesshomaru and I have some… news for you two." Ikuko began nervously. She was twisting the front of her blouse and chewing on her lip.
"News?" Shingo asked curiously, a frown marred his face.
Usagi dropped the bag of Starbursts that she had just opened as endless possibilities flew through her head and landed on them announcing that they were engaged. She leapt into the living room and pointed an accusing finger at her mother.
"You're engaged! No! I can't handle another wedding!"
Shingo leaped up as well. "Engaged? But that means we can move out of this dinky apartment! YES!"
"Kids, we are not engaged. Note yet anyway." Sesshomaru interrupted.
"Oh." Both Usagi and Shingo sat down on the couch sheepishly. "Well then, what's the news?"
"Sesshomaru… I know you might find this hard to believe, but Sesshomaru is a demon. A dog demon Lord. From the past." Ikuko informed them gravely.
The two blinked.
"That's is WICKED cool! From the past? A Demon lord? This is SO much cooler than Usagi being Sailor Moon!" Shingo cried in glee.
Usagi shrieked and slapped Shingo over the head.
"What?" Ikuko asked. "Sailor Moon? Usagi? But…"
Usagi sighed and flared at her little brother. Rin just looked on in fascination. "Yeah, it's true."
"Well, I guess that explains why the hair is similar… and the eyes… and the voice… Wait, you two don't care that Sesshomaru is a demon?"
Usagi shrugged. "I've seen stranger things."
"Yeah! Like Van being from a different planet! And Ranma changing into a girl and Trunks and Gohan being Sa-"
Usagi finally clamped her hand firmly over Shingo's mouth. "Weren't you sword to secrecy?" She hissed.
Ikuko shook her head. "I'm not even going to pretend I want to know what you two are talking about."
Rin went back to coloring and Sesshomaru flipped the page on his newspaper.
"Now, who is hungry?"
~~@~~
End of Chapter
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