DISCLAIMER: I still do not own Evangelion. Evangelion belongs to the legitimate copyright and intellectual property holders…whoever that is these days. This story is meant for purely my own entertainment.

If you haven't figured out by now this story is a LEMON so all children and people uninterested in such things should leave now.

Standard "this" is speech 'this' is thoughts.

One of Those Nights

The Great Asuka Langley Sohryu walked through the apartment that she shared with a functioning alcoholic, a somewhat smaller and less human functioning alcoholic, and her taciturn doormat.

'No, that's not right.' She thought. Correcting the first impressions she had had of him when they met in the Pacific all that time ago. 'He's so much stronger than that. He just never had anything he cared about protecting with it.' She ruminated as she continued her sweep through the apartment.

Having checked the last window and making sure it was shut to all prying eyes she let the towel covering her body fall to the floor where it landed with a soft thump.

"Freedom." She let out with a glad sigh as she felt the joy of not being constrained, by her pilot status, by school, by society…by clothes, just being able to be herself. To just be Asuka. For the redhead who had so long defined herself by what others thought it was liberating to just not give a fuck.

With Misato gone at NERV working on some project or whatever they had the apartment to themselves and after the stifling hot day at school and their steamy escapades in the shower Shinji had decided to get to work on preparing dinner.

Asuka was broken out of her reverie by sounds emanating from said kitchen. Running water and the tell-tale scrape of vegetables being peeled. Asuka clad in nothing but her neural adapters went into the kitchen. There she saw Shinji dressed in a plain white T-shirt and blue boxers with his back to her as he faced the sink. So of course she snuck up on him.

"What's for dinner leibling?" Asuka purred into Shinji's ear as she came up behind him and pressed her body onto Shinji's back gleefully hoping to give him goosebumps again.

"Fried potatoes and carrots with Bratwursts." Shinji said rather proudly as he placed the last of the peeled vegetables on the cutting block and began cutting them into cubes as Asuka made circles with her fingers on his shoulder-blades

"Are they the good ones?" Asuka asked remembering the first "Bratwursts" Shinji had brought home from the store. They had had the texture of paper and contained spices that tasted like they had been chosen by Misato.

"Of course." Shinji responded remembering that exceedingly unpleasant experience.

"Mmmm." Asuka was delighted as her hands reached under his shirt to touch his admittedly flat chest with barely any musculature. 'Well we're getting there.' As Asuka thought about their pilot training's impact on his physique. "Yum. We have any sauerkraut?"

"No, I couldn't find any sauerkraut at the store, but we have kimchi, which is basically the same thing." Big mistake there Shinji.

"Baka! No they aren't." Asuka responded indignantly and removing her hands from his body to stand with them on her hips, evidently displeased. "Sauerkraut" Asuka continued putting heavy stress on her proper German pronunciation "is made from different cabbage and has a subtle flavor given to it by it's unique…"

"Wark!" Asuka's tirade on the difference between types of pickled cabbages was interrupted by a hungry warm water penguin. Both Shinji and Asuka turned in unison to stare at Pen Pen as he looked expectantly before releasing another, more insistent it seemed, "Wark!"

"Oh you must be hungry Pen Pen here let me get your sardines." Shinji said, his words full of contrition.

"No don't give him a thing yet, we still haven't had our dinner yet!" Asuka said as she turned towards Pen Pen and bent over at her waist in order to look into Pen Pen's eyes so she could give the barely, if at all, sapient bird a firm talking to.

Asuka spoke of the difference between humans and pets, animals and people, the human spirit and other high ideals with fancy sounding words. Shinji heard none of it. His focus was on a different set of lips. Because of the way Asuka had bent over she had given Shinji a perfect view of her slit, the outer lips pressed together so there is just barely a hint of her opening. With labia the same creamy white of Asuka's skin surrounded by her round and inviting ass shaking as she wildly gesticulated at the ever more fearful bird.

Shinji stood there mouth gaping, thoughts unable to form properly, as all the blood flooded into his other head, now straining at the hole in the front of his boxers.

"Isn't that right Shinji?" Asuka asked turning to Shinji for support just as Shinji's rock hard erection popped out of the opening in his boxers. Asuka stood there, seemingly mesmerized by the cock as it slowly stopped wagging back and forth from the built up spring-like force of being constrained.

Eventually the redhead regained enough of her senses to feel embarrassed and let out a yelp that sent Pen Pen scurrying back to his cooler, sardines forgotten. The yelp soon turned into a blush that turned her face the same shade of red as her hair, and Shinji's face, as soon as she realized why Shinji's member was at attention.

"It's not polite to stare, pervert." Asuka scolded as she recovered her faculties for thought and speech. The reprimand came with an embarrassed smile rather than real venom lacing the words.

Shinji for his part had barely even registered Asuka's words. If the view of her pussy hadn't been enough, when she had turned around and yelped it had caused her breasts to bounce in such a sexy way. Added to that the fact that Asuka's embarrassed hands covered her face and not her bust or mound and Shinji's rock hard erection was agony. His cock begged for release as it couldn't get any harder as pre-cum began to ooze out. He thought to say 'Sorry' but couldn't tell if he had vocalized it or not.

'Dammit hormones we had sex maybe an hour ago what is wrong with you!' Asuka thought as she felt her own loins begin to burn with the fire of desire as her eyes inevitably fell to Shinji's member. 'It'd be a shame to waste it.' Asuka concluded, telling herself that it was her conscious mind making the choice and that she was not a slave to her hormones.

Asuka moved first. She got down on her knees in front of Shinji, who was leaning against the kitchen counter hypnotized by the sight of the girl in front of him. She pulled down his blue boxers and watched as this action cause Shinji's cock to begin bouncing up and down. As his member slowed down Asuka took it in her hand and began softly stroking his cock as she tenderly kissed the underside of his shaft. Starting from the base she went up until she got to the head of his cock. She twirled her tongue around the bulbous mass before licking the tip and tasting his pre-cum. She then looked up into his eyes and took his member in her mouth, her head bobbing up and down as her mouth made sucking sounds.

"Oh God, Asuka…" Shinji said finally finding his voice as he moved his hands up to Asuka's head to guide her in her ministrations. Their eyes remained locked on each other. Shinji's fingers twirled and played with the locks of red hair around Asuka's neural adapters absent-mindedly while Asuka's left hand went to Shinji's thigh for support while her right fondled his balls ever so gently. She felt them begin tighten, become smaller and firmer, as they readied another load in response to Asuka's blowjob.

Asuka took her hand off of Shinji's balls and placed both her hands on Shinji's thighs. She momentarily stopped her sucking, stopped looking into Shinji's cobalt eyes as her eyelids closed as she readied herself. Opening her mouth as wide as it could get while about a third of Shinji's length was still in her mouth.

'She's not going to try that agai-' Shinji didn't get a chance to finish that thought as Asuka's head went down his length, gagging as she went, though seemingly less so this time. She soon forced her way to the base of his shaft and opened her eyes to look up at Shinji. Her throat contracting not quite rhythmically around his cockhead as her mouth tried to take breaths and gag at the same time.

She also began to wiggle her tongue back and forth, stroking the underside of Shinji's shaft. After some time of just standing there and taking in the feeling Shinji began to move and gently stroked his cock back and forth gently fucking her throat as his hands held her head in place and stared into her cerulean eyes. It was such a new experience for Asuka to feel Shinji's cock where it was as she gagged on it and stared into the lust in Shinji's eyes. But all good things must come to an end and she tapped Shinji's thigh twice letting him know she needed to come up for air.

Shinji relented and let go of her head but the feeling of her giving such a deep blowjob was too much for Shinji's already strained member. As Asuka's face separated from his cock and her hands returned to fondle his balls and stroke his shaft, Shinji came.

Spurt after spurt erupted from his cock right onto Asuka's cute face. A little got in her flowing red hair, but thankfully none got in her eyes, instead being concentrated in three big splotches, one on her forehead, one on her chin and mouth area and the other on her left cheek. Along with a dozen or so drops scattered around the rest of her face. In all the times they had been intimate Shinji had never cum on Asuka's face. That was, correction had, been beyond her pride's ability to accept. Now reality forced her to accept the semen on her face.

Asuka recovering first from the shock, brought her hands to her face. She thought she would have felt anger, Shinji thought she would have felt unbridled rage, but instead she felt something more akin to curiosity as her hands went to her face. She touched the splotch near her chin and pulled a tiny bit of it away between her fingers. She absently began to play with it, pressing her fingers together and then pulling them apart and watching cum form thin strands and then break as the strain became too much. It was not the first time she had felt cum, hell she had tasted cum just earlier today and she probably still had some left in her pussy that she hadn't cleaned out from earlier.

She had felt a lot of cum over the last several months of being with Shinji, on her breasts, back, ass, stomach, inside her pussy and mouth. In the beginning she had thought it was disgusting but she had grown to be fascinated and enthralled by it. She took the cum she had been playing with and opened her mouth to lick it off of her fingers. She tasted the saltiness along with a bitter note of flavor as she swallowed it down. She opened her eyes again and looked towards Shinji's groin and in particular the source of the taste in her mouth.

'They're still so full of cum.' Asuka thought as she stared at Shinji's balls, entranced by them and their contents and the burning, inescapable desire they had produced in her loins. 'One day, when all this is over' she thought as she fondled his balls in her left hand while keeping a firm grip on his spent yet hard cock in her right, 'these will give me a child.' Woah. STOP. Where did that thought come from Sohryu? Not even in her fantasies at the height of her infatuation with Kaji did the idea of having a child ever occur to her. To any of the fairer sex unfortunate enough to be near her during her monthly visit from biology, she would loudly and bombastically lament her having to suffer menstrual cramps despite not wanting children.

But why that thought now as her face was covered in Shinji's thick seed, entranced by his virility? Why wasn't she angry at him again not warning her he was going to cum, and shooting his load the one place she had told him not to? Why? Asuka was broken out of her musings as she noticed Shinji's cock begin to deflate after having released its load on her face. 'Oh no you don't.' She thought as she took his cock in her mouth once again and began sucking.

"Ah Asuka, wh..?" Shinji tried forming words as his fellow pilot began furiously going up and down on his cock with her mouth, reversing its shrinking and making his member hard again.

Asuka removed her mouth from Shinji's cock yet continued to stroke it with her hands and looked up at Shinji's cobalt eyes.

Shinji looked down at the view of his lover. Her eyes' had an almost pleading, desperate look on her cum covered face. It reminded Shinji of what he'd seen in the shower mirror nigh on an hour ago. He had been convinced her momentary fascination and silence had been merely the prelude to an outburst of fury so great he wasn't sure he'd survive. Then after he saw her playing with and swallowing his cum his mind had gone completely and he was sure he'd have a nosebleed. But now something awoke in him, a feeling that had become more and more familiar the longer his and Asuka's relationship went on. Resolve. The will to actually use his strength and be part of the world around him not just a bystander.

"Okay." He said nodding, as he picked her up and placed her on the kitchen counter. Asuka was surprised by his speed but nonetheless enthralled by the dominance Shinji showed as he opened up her legs so that her pussy was bared before him.

He had that look of determination on his face that she had only ever seen when they piloted or were intimate. Shinji lined up his tip at her entrance. Despite how wet he could see she was and the spit that remained on his cock from her mouth he still licked his fingers and moistened the tip of his member before entering her.

This proved unnecessary as upon entrance his cock just slid in with not resistance, bottoming out in what seemed like a moment. Shinji was now fully inside of her and their faces were maybe a few inches apart, two pairs of blue orbs gazing into the other searching for warmth, comfort, acceptance. Quiet squelches filled the kitchen as Shinji's hard member began thrust in and out of the squishy, incendiary hole that was Asuka's pussy. It wasn't tight, it had that weird looseness a pussy had when it was exceedingly ready for a cock. Where rather than feeling it squeeze down on his cock Shinji only felt a few ridges here and there as his cock went in and out with almost no resistance.

This caused Shinji to push his cock in deeper with each thrust, instinctively looking for some part of her pussy that would squeeze or stroke his cock. Each time he would pull out almost his whole length and thrust back in until their hips colliding in a slapping noise would stop his plunge. These deep strokes caused Asuka to begin to bite her lip to keep herself from groaning in pleasure, but soft moans still escaped her mouth and joined the symphony of love their bodies were making in the kitchen.

Throughout all the thrusts of their lovemaking Shinji and Asuka kept their eyes locked on each other. The combination of the sight of Asuka's cum-covered face biting her lip and the feeling her wet pussy gave his cock made it so he didn't last long. Despite it being the fourth time he had cum that day Shinji still released a sizeable load into Asuka. The feeling of the cum colliding with her walls and seeing the look on Shinji's face as he came, eye's closing, mouth opening to release an almost sigh-like groan pushed Asuka over the edge herself and she had her own orgasm. Her entire body trembled and shook in Shinji's arms and she closed her eyes as she placed her chin on his shoulder to support her heaving chest. This got cum on his shirt but whatever he needed to wash it anyway. Now Asuka had both a face covered by and a pussy filled with Shinji's cum.

They stayed like that for a moment, leaning on each other, the other's short, sharp, panting breaths echoing in their ears.

They were broken out of their post-coital reverie, again, by a familiar sound, or perhaps squawk is a better word?

"Wark?!" Pen Pen said, well in the loosest possible definition of said, as he returned, wondering if his luck with acquiring sardines would be better with the passage of time, and bodily fluids.

"STUPID BIRD!" Asuka screeched at the warm water penguin grabbing the first thing she could, in this case a spatula from the kitchen counter. While screaming "Can't you see we're in the middle of something!" she threw the kitchen utensil, with Shinji's member still inside her no less. Though because they were still coupled together, and her mind was still heady from the high of her orgasm, her aim was atrocious and she only hit the wall next to Pen Pen as he scurried back to his freezer.

'I really hope she missed him on purpose.' Shinji thought as he calmly looked at his less than calm lover. He took this moment to extricate himself from her. Shinji placed his hands on Asuka's knees and eased his cock out of her seemingly soaking pussy. After the head popped out he took a steep back and took in the sight before him.

Asuka was sitting on the kitchen counter her face had turned back to regard him, still covered in his earlier load, a look of almost puzzlement had replaced her earlier anger. If Shinji was a mind reader he'd have heard a single word in Asuka's mind 'Empty'. Her chest was rising and falling rhythmically, accentuating the sheen of sweat that was glistening off of her shapely breasts. And below those Asuka's pussy was spread open and the tiniest bit of white was just beginning to poke out of her hole. That soon turned into a slow stream as Shinji's cum flowed out of Asuka's pussy and down toward the counter. Though it thankfully never touched the cooking surface, as Shinji's thick seed stopped its journey leaving Asuka with the perfect creampie, at least from Shinji's point of view.

"What did I tell you about staring baka?" Asuka reprimanded as she hit him lightly on the shoulder as Shinji's eyes lingered too long on the unfolding cum drama.

"Sorry." Shinji said reflexively bringing his eyes up to stare into hers. The cum on her face was beginning to harden and turn increasingly viscous as their eyes stared into each other's again. Slowly Asuka brought herself down from the kitchen counter back down onto her feet.

"Give me your shirt, we got it dirty." Asuka said, tugging at bottom of the white T-shirt to help him out of it. That task accomplished she headed toward where the laundry was to dispose of it. She kept her thighs together as she walked away in order not to lose the creampie Shinji gave her, to keep the warm thick seed with her for a bit longer.

Shinji watched her go away, forgetting Asuka's earlier command and examined quite intently the way her ass was bouncing back and forth. Eventually she went out of sight and a now nude Shinji resumed his task of making dinner.

"Now where'd the spatula go?"

Dinner was ready thirty minutes after that question and finished by a certain redhead in approximately two minutes of ravenous hunger. Satiated, Asuka began a routine that only happened when she and Shinji were alone together. She washed the dishes. The first time it had happened nigh on a month ago Shinji had sat with his jaw scraping the floor for a solid hour.

Asuka for her part had seen it as natural. Her earlier insistence on him doing the chores around the apartment, and hell most of her attitude toward Shinji and everyone else in her life, sans Kaji, had been about dominance. She was the best, so naturally she should dominate those around her. What a very German thought-process Sohryu. But the longer she had been with Shinji, the less she felt the need to be domineering around him, the more confident she felt in her own skin simply being herself. 'Comfortable.' That's the word Asuka thought with a smile on her face as she reflected on the last several months as her hands were covered in soap suds.

Did the baka understand how he made her feel and what he had changed in her? 'Probably not.' Asuka thought as she felt the warm water on her hands as she rinsed the last plate before putting it on the rack to dry. 'But I'm glad I decided to have that talk with him after Mt. Asama.'

Pen Pen even finally got his sardines as Shinji and Asuka settled onto the couch and watched an old pre-impact movie. Some strange heist movie with the criminals having color-coded names stealing diamonds or some-such. Shinji didn't much understand it, but what else was new.

As the credits started rolling down the screen Asuka stood up from the couch, turned the TV off, and grabbed Shinji's hand as she led him towards his room. Or more accurately his bed. She opened the door of Shinji's Lovely Suite and then without warning, yanked Shinji forward and spun him around. Allowing his intrinsic clumsiness to guide his backside to the bed where he plopped down rather gracelessly. Especially considering they were both still naked from earlier.

Befuddled in a way only Shinji could be he looked up and saw the predatory grin on Asuka's face as she turned out the light and shut his door to the outside world. Shinji gulped wordlessly as he heard Asuka's words as she made her way to him:

"Now, it's my turn to fuck you."Asuka said in a silkily seductive tone as she finally made it to his bed and with her hand on his chest she guided him down so he was lying down on his bed. This confirmed Shinji's earlier suspicions for the kind of night he was in for. From experience he knew that when Asuka was in control during sex, she became rather, what's a polite word for it?…deranged, yeah that worked. These thoughts filled his head as Asuka got on top and began to straddle him.

'Gott, evolution you really nailed it with the teenage sex drive' Asuka thought as she felt her wetness seeping from her opening onto Shinji's stiffening cock as she slid her lower lips up and down along Shinji's crotch.

She continued that motion as she leaned her face down to his and passionately kissed Shinji, her head pushing his down into the pillow, her teeth nibbling at his lip, his nose, his ear. She could feel the goosebumps form on his skin and knew that he was fully under her power now. She took his now hard cock and guided it into her wet hole, sliding it in until their hips met again.

She pulled away from his face and placed her hands onto his chest for support, slowly lifting herself up off of Shinji's cock until only the head remained in her, then slowly sliding back down. Shinji's eyes had adjusted to the darkness and he saw Asuka as she began to bounce more aggressively on his cock. The pale moonlight coming through the window illuminated her bouncing breasts, twirling as Asuka was determined to thoroughly ravish Shinji. He brought his hands up to her chest and squeezed her sizeable bust.

As Asuka continued to bounce up and down on Shinji's cock feeling herself approaching the edge of her orgasm she picked up the pace, Shinji's room filling with the sound of her ass slapping into his thighs as she fucked him more vigorously looking for her release. Shinji responded to her robust pace by squeezing her breasts in his already tight grip. Asuka paused her bouncing only to begin grinding her hips on his crotch. Moving her lower portions in a counterclockwise circle in an attempt to get Shinji's cock to find what he always managed to find with his fingers, her g-spot. After the fifth rotation she got the angle and height right and Shinji's cockhead stroked the place that was different from all the others. Being a genius she managed to reproduce this result on the next time around…and the ten more that followed until on the last time around as Shinji's cock hit her spot just right and she came. Her entire body shook and she threw her head back as she let ecstasy take hold.

Shinji saw Asuka come, and felt her insides squeeze his cock and her body shake against his as she experienced what felt like an intense orgasm. He knew that Asuka loved that feeling of accomplishment, that she could make him cum all by herself, without him having to move or stroke against her walls. Today however, was not going to be one of those days. Hey there's a pretty steep curve in the amount of stimulation it takes between the first and fifth time a guy comes.

So moving his hands from her breasts he wrapped his arms around her back and pulled her down so she was lying down on top of him with her head to the left of his and her flowing red hair spread wildly all over their intertwined bodies. His right hand went to her ass and grabbed a handful of it as he began to stroke his cock into her pussy, slowly at first as she came down from her high and then he increased his speed to as fast as he could go. Aggressively fucking her as he looked for his own release.

He heard Asuka begin panting next to him in his ear. Her breath hitching and her pussy squeezing his cock even more than before as Shinji's cock bulged and strained searching, begging for its chance to cum.

'Going…to…come…again…' Asuka managed to actualize the words in her mind as Shinji sent in one last, strong, stroke inside of her to take him over the edge and released his seed into her, the feeling of the cum impacting her insides managed to take Asuka over the edge for a second time and she shook on top of him.

After a moment of heavy breathing Asuka raised her hips up and let go of Shinji's member her pussy dripping cum as it went. A drop of cum fell on Shinji's crotch just above his shaft, another on the underside of his cock, midway up the shaft as well as it rested horizontally, and still yet a third fell onto his balls, maybe his sperm were homesick?

Asuka grabbed some tissues from next to Shinji's bed and after wiping her own opening she cleaned Shinji's member as well before tossing the soiled tissue into a nearby trashcan. She then curled up next to Shinji, placing her head on the right side of his chest and listening to Shinji's heartbeat, and letting the gentle rise and fall of his chest lull her into comfort.

They stayed like that for what seemed like a lifetime, letting their bodies come down from their hormone induced high. Eventually Shinji broke the silence by giving voice to a thought that had been running around in his mind for a while:

"We ought to do something nice for Hikari. For all she's done for us."

"Yeah, she told me today her sister had asked her if she could set me up with one of her friends." Asuka said not moving her head up from his chest, still content to listening to his heart as they talked.

"That's…not exactly what I had in mind." Shinji said with sour and jealous notes he later regretted and hoped Asuka didn't discern. "Besides I'm guessing she rejected that idea in the nicest way possible, being Hikari and all that?" Shinji continued, more to allay his own jealousy rather than convey his thoughts.

"Yeah. She's the only one who knows we're sleeping together. Unless you brag about banging the hottest girl at school on an almost daily basis to those stooges?" Asuka said in a faux-accusatory tone and tilting her eyes up to look at Shinji's face.

"Hehehe." Shinji chuckled before answering, "If I did then I'm pretty positive that the whole school would know just before my body hit the floor."

"Got that right." Asuka said with her trademarked confidence and fiery spirit while leaning her head up and looking at Shinji's face. Asuka's neck complained at holding this angle for too long and she moved her head back to its resting position on Shinji's chest. After some time and while twirling her finger around the nipple on his left pectoral she asked him the real question that had been nagging at her for the last two weeks, "Do you have to go?"

Shinji's ears picked up at that question. He knew exactly what she meant. He brought up his left hand and wrapped it around the one making figure-eights on his chest before answering:

"I need to, it's been years since I've seen her." Shinji replied with a confidence very unbecoming of a doormat. "Plus I need to tell her about you." Shinji added with a squeeze on her right shoulder. Asuka smiled into his chest before sitting up and looking at Shinji face to face.

"Just do it when Commander Asshole isn't around, I don't think he'd like hearing how happy his son is." Asuka said as she moved her face to within an inch of his before giving him a small peck on the lips before continuing "And maybe edit out all the wild sex and bakas, baka."

"Definitely." Shinji said through a chuckle as his face reddened at the thought of explaining all of that to anyone, least of all his mother.

A/N: So this is the next chapter for A Shower Guest. I've got some ideas for other one-shots and how to continue with this storyline, I hinted at a tie in with the main plot but I need to think about it. If you guys want that or you just want Lemony goodness let me know. To those that requested specific scenarios rest assured they are in progress, ETA is…eventually.