Authors note: Sorry for the last short chapter I hope you enjoy this one I'm glad to see that some people like this so I hope you enjoy everything else!
Naruto woke up to see his old friend sleeping on the couch. He got up and went to the bathroom and washed himself up. He knew that he might as well get ready for the day even though with Kakashi's schedule, he was in no rush. Naruto jumped into the shower, as soon as he got out of the shower he put on some black jumpsuit pants, his black t-shirt with swirl and his orange jacket but he left it unzipped. He put his headband in his kunai pouch, he wanted to surprise people today. He looked down and felt kind of sad that he didn't have his necklace, he felt naked without anything around his neck. Granted it was destroyed in his fight against Pain, he still wish he had it. He looked at the time and quickly made some Instant Ramen and ate it before grabbing his book, putting it in his front pocket and taking off for the academy.
He let B to sleep because he didn't know what to do with him. But he left a not saying that if he wanted food to go out and get his own because he didn't have much in the house as it was. Naruto raced through the village very quickly and didn't stop till he was at the school. He was surprised to see that he was the first one there. He must have the time wrong on his clock to be so early. Naruto shrugged as he took his seat by the window. Taking out his book and started reading. It didn't take long for kids to start coming into the class and started talking to their own selves about why Naruto was there. The same boy meanwhile ignored them and kept reading his book loving it, he could quote the book line for line word for word now, but still read it as if it was brand new. Sasuke finally showed up and ended up finding his way over to Naruto, to hide from his fangirls.
After a while everyone was in the classroom and was just hanging around till Iruka came back to assign teams. Naruto chose to ignore everyone asking how he was their except Shikamaru since he was always a friend and never one for rumors.
"So how are you here Naruto? I thought you didn't pass" The Nara curiously asked his friend.
Naruto smiled and closed his book turning around to face his friend, "You know how trouble always finds me right? Well this time it paid off" Naruto answered ominously leaving his friend frustrated and confused. All of a sudden a familiar scene started to happen and Naruto was surrounded by girls, but not any who liked him yet.
"Naruto, GET AWAY FROM SASUKE-KUN YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE NEAR HIS PRESENCE!" A pink haired banshee yelled while the other fan girls nodded in approval.
"And let's say for laughs I tell you to fuck off than what?" Naruto said in a plaid voice not even looking at her and reading his book.
Sasuke saw this of course and couldn't help but snort at this, Naruto caught this and grinned. The two might not be close in any sense to him but they have an unspoken bond and he is not so secretly happy the blond is keeping the girls at bay. "DON'T MAKE ME BEAT YOU UP YOU FRIGGIN DEMON!" She yelled at him. At this point the entire class got quiet and was watching the scene.
Everyone hated Naruto, but most people were still smart enough to not actually provoke him… Sakura was not one of those smart people mind was book smart, of course, no doubt but when it came to common sense even Rock Lee was better. Naruto closed his book and then stared directly at Sakura. Being a child still he didn't look all that scary, but the look he was giving her eass unnerving, Sakura felt uncomfortable no doubt. He then flooded the place with killing intent and directed it at the girl. All of a sudden Sakura started screaming as she saw her own death and other horrendous things due to the fact she couldn't take the killer intent. Naruto then stopped it and she dropped to the ground and started to cry and Naruto spoke, "And that's why you aren't fit to be a shinobi." Some people gasped not understanding what really happened and before anyone could say anything Naruto spoke again, "All I gave you was a Chunin's amount of killing intent and you completely froze and screamed like a little bitch. If you can't handle that how do you expect to be a shinobi? My life has been worse than anyone's in here including this brooding bitch Uchiha over here" People gasped and some got angry and a certain someone's pride was hurt, but no one spoke up. Everyone was listening intently not knowing what was going to be said or what was going to happen. Iruka was about to enter the class but could hear what was happening and stopped wanting to hear what the boy wanted to say as it was his choice to reveal what he wanted to. "I have been alive 12 years. Out of those 12 I have been hospitalized over 500 times and that's not an estimate if anything it's more than that. I have been attacked by mobs of people civilian and shinobi most of them could have and have been any of your parents. You too Uchiha" Naruto said, now getting Sasuke's full attention and glare, while a lot of people gasped about this and surprisingly some felt a little sorry. "I've seen death more times than you have read a story about it and I have been fighting for my life since I was 4 and been scavenging for food to stay alive since I was 3. This is because orphanages decide I didn't deserve to live inside of them and would kick me out on the street. When I was 5 a group of civilians sent me to the hospital on the brink of death. The year before the massacure a group of Uchiha pretneded to save me, they offered me food and than they proceeded to torture me for 3 days. The Hokage personally found me and I'd be surprised if he didn't execute the three who tortured me himself. That was no doubt one of the worst things to ever happen to me, and yet all I do is stay positive and hopeful. Thankfully afterwards the Hokage did everything he could to keep me alive, by having anbu tail me, and he has gone as far as getting me a place to live. So don't you dare say or give me any shit you pink haired bitch all you do is listen to rumors. Out of this entire class I can count on one hand how many people I actually like and haven't spread rumors about me. And that's only because instead of listening to rumors they actually tried to get to know me or we have some unspoken agreement." Naruto's eyes shifted to the Uchiha next to him who turned his head to the side for a second, due to the same of his family before looking back at Naruto to hear more. "You and everyone else in this class and school and village whether student, staff, civilian, or shinobi has bullied me, and denied me the right to live and has tried to murder me in cold blood. The only reason I'm dead last in the class is because I choose to be." This shocked a lot of people and some didn't believe him. "Believe me or not I don't give a flying fuck but none of you can actually stand a single finger to me except maybe Shikamaru and that's only because he's a flying fucking genius in disguise. So you know what Sakura fuck off." Naruto moved his head towards the door and yelled, "And Iruka sensei you can come in now."
Iruka almost fell over, surprised that Naruto knew he was there and quickly walked in, "Everyone sit down now and Naruto... just keep yourself together I don't need you to kill two people in one day," he said as now everyone gasped and people started whispering. "He killed someone?" "When!?" "We don't believe you!"
"I guess I did kill Mizuki… oops" Naruto thought to his own self. "You guys wonder why Mizuki isn't here. He tricked me into stealing the scroll of sealing last night where I ended up learning an A ranked kinjutsu. I guess I killed him last I heard he was hospitalized under Anbu watch for being a traitor." Naruto said telling everyone.
"What Naruto said is true he actually saved my life last night, that is why he is in this room, and is now a ninja" a lot of kids started to murmur about this, meanwhile Naruto grinned and put on the headband in his pocket. Sasuke though was now even more interested in the blonde. "All right everyone shut up now, I need to go over team assignments as the Jounin are almost here to get you all." Iruka said before getting to work. It went as last time of course everyone on the same team and all. Naruto just took out a scroll and unsealed a pillow before he lied down for a good nap knowing Kakashi wouldn't show for a while. Since he didn't get a lot of sleep he was still tired plus his head still hurt from so many clones how this never affected him before until he figured out clones did this for him is still a mystery but it's whatever.
Naruto fell asleep and slept peacefully for a good hour and a half, than Kakashi actually showed up as he was asleep. "Huh so I have an Uchiha, a pink fan girl and a sleeping mess." He said as two looked at him. "Its official I hate you all right now anyways wake him up and meet me on the roof." Kakashi said before shushing to the roof.
Sasuke shook Naruto awoke and said, "Roof, sensei is waiting" before leaving. Naruto stretched and resealed his pillow before using a shunshun up to the roof. "Hey your Kakashi right?" Naruto asked as the man blinked not noticing Naruto at first.
"Yea and you're the sleeping-" Kakashi started to say but got cut off.
"I know about my parents I was told after something happened…" Naruto said and the man was surprised. "I didn't tell jiji… I mean Hokage-sama yet so please don't tell him but once I found out I was skeptical obviously but it made sense when I put two and two together and I did some research and you where his student right?" Naruto asked him.
Kakashi was on edge his mind moving a mile a minute trying to figure out how to respond. He had to be careful Naruto was still a kid, but then again with everything he's been through a little knowledge wouldn't hurt, and he hasn't run around telling everyone yet. Kakashi relaxed and with a sad eye smile said, "Yes and we are going to have to talk about this. Hokage-sama needs to know you know this... and I'm sorry for not being able to watch you better over the years Naruto-kun but if you wish I can make it up to you." He said promising to himself that he would do better to protect his sensei's only child.
This surprised Naruto but made sense as last time around he helped trained him with the rasenshuriken and finding out about his clones. He also helped him when he found out he had a strong second affinity to doton (earth release) and gave him more wind jutsu to help him which he'll have Kakashi re teach him for fun if nothing else. "It's ok… but now you can make it up to me by helping me and my... teammates" he forced that word out, "to be a lot stronger together so we can all kick ass as individuals and as a team!" He said.
"He's already thinking of them as a team even though they all aren't close. This will be hard to get them to work together… but then again Hokage-sama said they might even be the next sannin together if they can get past their childish bullshit. I hope for the love of god they pass my test if nothing else I'll take Naruto as a single Genin and apprentice." Kakashi thought to himself before smiling. Before he could say anything though the other two finally showed up, "Well, well look who finally got here it only took you guys 5 minutes hell I now know Naruto more than I do you two." He said jokingly with Naruto who snickered as Sasuke just brooded and Sakura tried not to yell and make a bad first impression. "Well whatever sit down now and we'll properly introduce each other." Kakashi said with an eye smile.
"Umm Kakashi sensei can you start first… so we know exactly what to talk about?" sakura said shyly.
"Maa I guess… hmmm" he thought to himself, "Well my name is Kakashi Hatake, my hobbies are… well none of your business, I don't necessarily hate or like anything, and dreams for the future… don't really have one haven't looked far enough. Now your turn pinky." He said with his eye smile.
"We only got his name" Sasuke and Sakura thought while Naruto smiled, "Just like old times god I miss this!' Naruto turned to look towards his female teammate thinking to himself, 'And Sakura-chan I'm sorry I've been so hard on you I will be nice soon, you just have to start trying harder. You need to watch what you say also, I'm not going to baby you we have a lot to prepare for and the stronger we all get the more lives we can save. So even if it costs our friendship I'm going to force you to grow up, just like you did for me before.'
"Oh well umm, my name is Sakura Haruno, what I like is" she stops to blush furiously and looks at Sasuke, "What I hate is Naruto-baka! My hobby is to…" again looks at Sasuke and blushes, "And my dream for the future is to…" one last time blushes and looks at Sasuke.
Before Kakashi said anything Naruto said something, "Going back to what I said earlier Sakura this is why you don't deserve to be a shinobi." Kakashi narrowed his eyes as did Sasuke while Sakura just got angry, "Out of everything you said do you think you even sound like a shinobi? Kakashi was smart not telling us anything because he doesn't know us look underneath the underneath. Right now if he were to hold a kunai to Sasuke's throat could you do anything about it? No because instead of training and being a serious ninja you just idle around and watch Sasuke and that is why you are a worthless ninja." Naruto said as Sakura looked at the ground defeated.
Kakashi sighed and said, "As harsh as it was Naruto was right to say it. Sakura being a ninja isn't fun. Yes it can be, but 90% of the time it is death and despair. I myself was in the last war. By the time I was your age I was a Jounin and had already killed multiple people and seen my best friends murdered before me. Now even though we are in times of peace death still happens, missions can go awry and things happen so if you wish to continue as a ninja you need to rethink a lot and try to be more serious before you die or watch your comrades die because you're too weak from not ever training… now to get back on track you next broody boy." Kakashi said.
"My name? It is Sasuke Uchiha, I don't necessarily like anything besides training, I don't hate anything… I don't have any hobbies or goals for the future, just an ambition… to kill a certain man." He said in his plain dark voice.
"Ok then… your turn Naruto." Kakashi said to the young boy.
"Well my name is Naruto Uzumaki, what I like is ramen, friends, and this village! What I hate is people who try to disturb the peace and threaten or hurt my precious people… my hobbies are cooking ramen and training to be the best ninja ever! And my goal for the future is to be the Hokage of a world in peace." Naruto said which made Kakashi cringe inside making the man think of his old sensei.
"Ok well now that I know you guys slightly better meet me at the training ground tomorrow at 5 am and word of advice don't eat because that will be the real test to determine if you can be shinobi." He said in his big fake bossy scary I'm a badass voice.
"But we already took the graduation test to become a ninja!" Sakura said worried about another test.
"Yes and? That just means your good enough to be seen as a Genin but it is up to me to judge you to see if you can pass as a shinobi in this village. We will have a survival test of a sort, tomorrow I will divulge more then but for now you should know that the success rate of teams making it as shinobi are 66.66 percent and I have never once passed a team. Now tomorrow at training ground 7 at 5 am meet me and do not eat breakfast or else you'll regret it… anyways ja ne" He said as he disappeared.
"I'm going to go train feel free to join me Sasuke but Sakura you are not welcomed. You need to think about what I and Kakashi-sensei said and reevaluate yourself if you plan on making it in this world." Naruto said before standing up and leaving.
Sasuke just took off in the direction of his own place to train by his own self and Sakura just sat there for a while trying not to cry as she thought things over.
As soon as Naruto noticed Sasuke ditched him he shunshined to his place to get B. "Hey B how'd you even get into the village?" Naruto asked as he walked in.
"Oh that was easy I just hide my chakra level and walked right in the back door and then transformed into a civilian until I got here. It wasn't too hard surprisingly." He said which made Naruto chuckle and sweat dropped.
"It's sad how easy that was" Naruto said as they both laughed. "Well anyways I was wondering if you wanted to come and train with me."
"Are you sure that's smart I might get found out" B pointed out.
"Don't worry, I have a plan if you trust me" Naruto said and B raised an eyebrow curiously. "I have a really strong storage seal that I created and I can seal you in their it's like that other dimension we trained in when I was learning Kumara's power." Naruto said to him and the man looked slightly scared.
"If I die it's on you" He said with a laugh as Naruto smiled.
Naruto grabbed the scroll which was a little big and then opened it. He motioned for B to come stand on it and as soon as he did Naruto weaved his hand seals and sealed B in there. He then put the scroll in his jacket and quickly left the village undetected and went to the training grounds miles away that he trained at with Jiraiya long, long ago. It was just far enough that no one could sense their chakra.
He quickly unsealed B and they got started, "So brat what did you wanna start with?"
"Well I need help getting my speed and strength up to par and there's two ways for that and by fighting you I have a chance of survival." He said chuckling
"Well I guess I can help with that. Any limits?" B asked making sure.
"No Biju as the village would go full war alert and come at me with the intent to kill I need all my senses at their peak and so I need to be put in conditions where I have to force my body to move faster than normal to keep up. If you need to slow down because I can't fully keep up than do that but make me work for it." Naruto said as B nodded to him.
B than smirked, "Here I come, weeeeee" The man said before charging Naruto.
Naruto smiled and quickly charged back making shadow clones to aid him. In an instant he had twenty clones that B was making quick work of. Naruto though decided to try something very dangerous, he summoned three clones and held his hand out. B saw this and smirked, Naruto was trying to make the rasenshuriken… but Naruto's face turned to horror as the jutsu quickly became unstable and he exploded backwards.
B quickly caught Naruto, "Let's keep it strictly taijutsu? Ok ma brotha, you aren't ready for such a jutsu yet" He said with his fist out.
Naruto smiled meeting fists, "Your right, I thought since I knew how to do it that I just could but I was wrong it won't be that simple. Anyways, let's do this!" And with that the two began their little deadly fight once more.
After a few hours of fighting though the two were found lying on the ground just relaxing with the area around them partially destroyed from pure force. "I've missed ya you know" Naruto said to his brother, "It's really good to see you again but how long can you be away for?" Naruto asked him
"I'd say about two more days before big bro Raikage realizes I'm still gone and another day before he gets really pissed since I didn't tell him where I was going." The man said before chuckling.
"Well don't die when you get caught and don't bring me into it I wanna keep a low profile for at least another month" Naruto said back getting the two, to laugh. "I'm glad were actually getting this time to relax and do more than we could have last time. Like now I'm significantly stronger at this point than I was last time but still nothing compared to most ninja.I'm probably high chunin at most in terms of taijutsu. I've actually been enjoying life this time around I've decided to become friends with Hinata ya know try and help her become stronger this time around. Small changes for bigger effects later that can possibly be a positive help for the war if we can't avoid it." Naruto said to his brother.
"I know how ya feel lil bro. I've taken this second chance to do a lot more than I did last time, I've created more bonds with people who I should have, and gave up rapping" they both laughed at that knowing that, that was impossible. "At least to a certain degree like around you and other slow people." B chuckled when Naruto got what he meant, the man was calling him slow and B couldn't help but turn the chuckle to a laugh at how long it took for Naruto to realize that. "I've also been training more kids that way we have stronger ninja, and I don't go easy on them." he said laughing for a minute before Naruto understood what he was saying.
Naruto looked up to see it was fairly dark out, "We should get going I have to be up early tomorrow if nothing more than for appearances" The boy said as he and B stood up.
"Ok, I think I'm going to head back to Kumo tomorrow at least for a while" The man said as Naruto nodded and the two left back to Naruto's home.
The next morning Naruto awoke to the smell of food, "Mmmm bacon" Naruto mumbled as his body moved by itself to the smell of food while his eyes were still half closed.
"Hey-o Mr. 9 how ya doin' this mornin' " B said to Naruto as the boy just sat down and started eating. B not wanting to be ignored just poured a glass of water on the boy's head.
"SONOFABITCH!" Naruto screamed at once as he jumped up out of his seat. "What the hell was that for!?" He demanded.
"Well it is 6 when did you say you had to leave?" B said to him.
"Shit! I'm not as late as Kakashi-sensei but I'm still late" Naruto said as he grabbed a handful of bacon ate it, and got dressed and left quickly.
"That boy will never learn" B said with a laugh before deciding to make another rap, "you waited this long, to cook the bacon, now I'm back, I got a stack and I'm salavtin', I know that you got a job miss piggy but you are just so tast-y" B said with a long hard ending making ears hurt.
Naruto meanwhile was sprinting to the training grounds and on his way he saw Kakashi who was just walking around the marketplace, but he also saw him. "Any reason you're just wondering around here Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asked the man.
"Oh you know… getting lost on the road of life and whatnot," he said while reading his porn making the boy sweat drop.
"We'll I'll see you in about an hour at the training grounds then" Naruto said as Kakashi just nodded and kept on walking around not really listening to what the boy had to say, meanwhile Naruto went back to sprinting to the field. He got there to see Sakura and Sasuke just standing around trying not to fall asleep. Being the prankster he naturally was Naruto henged into Kakashi to play a prank. "Yo" 'Kakashi' said to the two as the stood upright and were alert.
"YOU'RE LATE!" Sakura screamed at him making Sasuke and Naruto fully wake up.
"Shut the hell up Sakura" 'Kakashi' said making the girl deflate. "Now I have some news for you all." He said which made Sasuke narrow his eyes and Sakura get a little worried, "Naruto is no longer part of this team he was commissioned into Anbu last night and since this is a fresh team… you two will be sent back to the academy for another year." 'Kakashi' said to them. On the inside Naruto was laughing as he watched their expressions.
"I don't believe you… there is no way in hell that fucking dobe is an Anbu one day after making genin!" Sasuke said before charging the man.
'Kakashi' blocked all of Sasuke's attacks fairly easy before holding a kunai to his throat, "Well sucks to be you huh"
"Mah, mah stop having fun Naruto." The real Kakashi said as he appeared on the field. Naruto dropped his henge and started laughing as Sasuke got even angrier. The boy actually ended up punching Naruto in the face before smiling satisfied with himself, "Now that you're all here we can begin the test. I have here two bells you three need to get these two from me before noon by any means necessary and come at me with the intent to kill." Kakashi said warning them as Sasuke just smiled waiting to start. "Ok no questions, good cuz I wouldn't answer them anyways we'll let's begin than" He said as Sasuke and Sakura took off to hide in the bushes and tree line. "Well I knew you were slow but come on Naruto even you should know not to attack me head on." Kakashi said to the boy who just smiled.
"Know one thing Kakashi-sensei… Never underestimate me" Naruto said to him.
Authors note: So here's the chapter hoped y'all loved it, a lot is coming (aka foreshadowing) so prepare for some more great chapters! Update date 6/12/2019