A Murder of…Ravens?

Chapter One

Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans.

Summary: Oohhlala, Raven manages to win the affections of two totally different characters without even trying. How do the two romantics battle it out? How does Raven even react! OO BBxRaexSlade

'Why is it that I always lose! To you!' A look of desperation had come over his face now. He had even tried to turn into a nimble monkey in hopes of being nimble enough to win, but in vain.

'Just face it, BB. You've got NO TALENT whatsoeveh when it comes to videogames.' Once again the robot puffed proudly.

'What! That is SUCH a lie! Rematch, you mechanical cheater!'

'Preepayrh tah lose, O Green One.'

'Whatever.'

Looking over to the TV area, the Wonder Boy shook his head and continued to put together his ehrm.. Wonder Sandwich.

'Don't they ever get tired of always bickering like that?'

'Well, Robin, it is probable that they are only showing each other the care that they actually have in their hearts. Back home, ruglfloomps prkshnots you when they like you! It is quite unbelievable!'

'Uh…w-wow..--?..'

'What! They put snot on you! Man, Cyborg, if I were a..a... uh carpet-something-whatever I'd be glad to throw you a snot or two!'

'No, friend Beast Boy it is a-'

'Look man, I know I have exemplary charms but YEESH…Cyborg exkhaloosively for girls, thank you!'

Beast boy was looking really offended.

'But Cyborg, Beast boy it is not-'

'I-I didn't mean it that way! I DON'T like you, I like RAA--' Realizing what he just said… 'hahahooo—VIOLI! Rave-ioli yeah..'

For some reason, the other three Titans exchanged secret glances and immediately huddled around the now kinda blushing Beast boy. (And the actual name of the said creature forgotten, as well.)

Cocking one of his eyebrows, or rather, widening one of his eyes, Robin began the grilling…

'Funny I've never seen you eat this ah…Rave-ioli before…'

'Yeah uh haha I eat is so fast it literally disappears before your eyes! Hehehe..'

'Oh Beast boy, it is very funny when everybody teases you and you turn into a hue of pink!'

'I do NOT turn pink!'

'Just admit that you like her, BB!' Pushed Cyborg, adding a complementary slap on the head.

'Me? Like w-who? Haha you guys are so funny sometimes you know…'

At this the threesome shouted, 'THAT YOU LIKE RAA--'

Swish. They metal swishy door just had to open—revealing who else but…

'R-RAVE-IOLI! Hehehehe…'

'H-hi, Raven!' smiled Beast boy (nervously).

'Did you enjoy your slumber, friend Raven?'

'Yes.' Using her dark energy to draw a ham sandwich, she quietly retreated back to her room.

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Just so you guys know, a murder is a collective noun for crows. Hah.

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