A Murder of…Ravens?

Chapter Three

Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans.

Summary: THE. REMOTE. IS. MISSING! How can Beast boy and Cyborg survive now? And I believe that Slade is slowly becoming a slave for a certain someone… BBxRaexSlade

Cyborg: Was the summary corny or what..Pfft…Slade, a slave? Hah.

Beast boy: What do you mean corny! I totally got vibes from that!

Raven: What do you think that means?

Beast boy:…HEY! What did YOU mean by that!

Starfire: Do not be offended, Beast boy, after all, it is not only she who thinks that.

Beast boy: And what you're saying is supposed to comfort me!

Funky:…okay. On with the story!

'Oh geez and I thought it was something important,' mumbled back Robin.

At this, Cyborg robotically turned his head 180 degrees. (to face Robin)

'And WHAT exactly did you imply by that remark?'

'OH! W-well I was merely uh..hehe comparing the um the uh imPOHRtance! The importance of the remote to the..say the T-Car! I mean the answer is, of COURSE obvious what—

Cyborg flinched a bit to hear that the remote and his CAR/BABY were being compared to each other. 'So what IS the obvious answer, then?'

What to do? What to do? Cyborg obviously sides with the T-Car, but Beast boy would probably opt for the remote..um..um… 'Is it the--?'

'Hey guys…look.'

Raven! Robin had to keep mental note that he owes Raven one. He threw her a grateful smile (which she undoubtedly did not return) and turned to look at what it was that she was pointing at…

SLADE'S THOUGHTS

His visit to the Titan's tower actually confirmed that Raven was the source of whatever he was feeling. After seeing her his mind took off more that usual—always thinking preposterous and rather insane situations such as…well, anything with Raven in it. If I finally catch them,…Raven will have the worst time—for causing me all these delays! Damn her!

Now that the device is finished, the only thing left to do is bring it to the Tower…

CLIFFY UNCLIFFED

So what was Raven pointing at?

Lo and behold. The Remote with a capital R. It was sitting on the table directly in front of the couch.

'It was there all this time?' Both Cy and Beast boy were surprised.

'I am so very glad.' Declared the cheerful starfire as she rose to get some rest. Searching for visual game devices are very tiring.

'I'm starting to doubt myself, Cy. I mean, I couldn't find it even when I turned into a dog!'

'Tell me about it! This scanner I uploaded is top technology!'

They looked at each other in a really baffled way.

'What the heck. At least she's back now! Aren't cha? Wittle wooty?' cooed Beast boy, 'tickling' the remote.

'Cool it. You're freaking me out. Besides,' giving Beast boy a nudge, 'Raven's watching.'

Beast boy: OO

Robin felt that something was amiss, but apparently everything was back to normal. Raven, though, wondered what will happen next.

THE NEXT DAY (STILL AT THE TOWER)

Bam! Bugsh! Just a little more…

Boom! Boom! Ping! Almost…

'I can't believe it! I'm winning! HAH! You're losing your touch, Cy.'

'The game's not over yet! Besides, we could always do a best two out of--'

But before Cyborg could finish his sentence of self-reasurrance, the TV screen went blank—just like poor Beast boy's face.

'WHAT! I WAS WINNING! Man! Gimme a break!'

'Heheheeh,' chuckled Cyborg, That was close! I almost broke my record! 'Get over it, BB, you win some, you lose some.'

'B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but I NEVER win!' He looked like he was about to cry.

'Oh. Well…BOOYAH!' he gloated.'Hehehehe'

Beast boy pouted and turned away, crossing his arms.

Meanwhile Cyborg attempted to fix the TV. But as he reached for the remote, he noticed something unusual. 'Hey BB, does the remote usually have a blinking red light on it..?

'Hey! Yo! Dudes c'mere! The remotes all…weird.'

The other Titans rushed in and encircled the remote. Robin was particularly puzzled.

'I wonder what--'

'I see they don't call you wonder boy for nothing.' Said an all-too-familiar voice.

'Slade…' growled another all-too-familiar voice.

'Now that I've got your attention, Titans, I've been…meaning to ask for a bargain.'

'What..bargain..' asked Robin murderously.

'Simply hand over Raven and no harm shall be done.'

'Are you CRAZY!' Beast boy went ballistic, instantly running between Raven and the TV. 'Oh wait. You ARE.' He continued, flames were kinda coming out of his eyes.

'Calm down, Beast boy.' Said Raven without any particular emotion.

'Yes Beast boy, listen to Raven.' Mocked Slade.

'Shut up! We'll never hand her over to you!' yelled Beast boy emphatically.

The other Titans didn't look as if they wanted to, either.

Slade sighed but nevertheless spoke with the usual tone. 'I figured you wouldn't comply with the easy way, he said with a gleam in his eye. 'Which is why I had to borrow your remote for a while.'

Immediately the beeping light attached to the remote intensified in speed and in loudness.

'Oh CRAP it's a B--'

KABOOOOOM!

Well you didn't exactly got to know what Slade was working on. Sorry bout that! I'll try to make other chappies more pointful than this um…rather pointless chapter. Please review! I seriously think I'm doin something wrong here.

This fic dedicated to Rocky-White Wolf of Curses. :) Thank you everyone!

Have a nice day!

Cheers! --------------------funkyfunky