alrighty then! chapta numba 33! i wont say much, just reeeeaaaaadd!

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? DON'T WASTE YOUR PRECIOUS TIME READING THIS!

...STOP IT! STOP READING!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? READ THE BLASTED STORY ALREADY!

XXXIII. "Let's go kick some GANONDORF ASS!"

Link had not single doubt in his mind. Ganondorf petrified Zelda.

"I'm going to find him." Link said.

Roy knew who he meant. "Link, no! I wont let you! He could kill you!" His voice was somewhat muffled behind the bandages that covered his nose.

"Better my life than someone else's."

"What?"

"If I don't fight him, what do you think is going to happen? Do you think he'll just sit there and wait patiently for me to just walk by? No! He's going to do everything he can possibly do to find me. He'd kill the whole world if he had to! Don't you see?"

Roy sighed. "You're right. But if you're going to fight him, so am I!"

"What, Roy no!"

"Link, I just can't let you go alone! You might get killed!"

"I'm not dragging you into this!"

"No, you're not, I'm dragging myself."

"Roy I--"

But Link was cut off. Roy had pressed his lips against Link's, which caused many an onlooker to shriek out in surprise and disgust.

As Roy pulled away he said, "Link, I care about you too much. I'm going to help you."

Link was still taken aback from the kiss Roy gave him.

"EEEEWW! THEY KISSED!" Cried Kirby.

"Aw, man…. That's just…." Captain Falcon said.

"Hah! I knew it all along!" Said Falco.

But before Link or Roy could say anything…

"LINK!" Cried a short, green clad Hylian as made his way through the crowd.

"LINK!" Said the taller one.

"LINK!" Called a skinny blue haired swordsman.

"LINK! MARTH!" Roy called, "Where've you guys been?"

"We've been hiding from the Smash Brothers!"

"Why?"

"Well, you see…" And Marth explained the predicament to Link, Roy, and the rest of the Smashers.

"It makes sense now…" Link said. "Okay, Roy and I are going to fight him!"

"What? Well then I'm fighting too!" Young Link said, "After all, you're my big brother!"

"And I will help too! You've been such a great friend a great friend to me throughout the tournament!"

"What? NO!"

"Yes!"

"And I'll help too!" Said Fox.

"Yeah, me too!" Called Ness.

"We're going to fight as well!" Cheered Nana and Popo.

"Yoshi!"

"Yeah! Let's-a go!"

"Pichu!"

"WAIT GUYS STOP!" Yelled Link. "It's bad enough I'm dragging Roy into this; I can't have ALL of you helping me! What happens if we all die? It'll be all my fault!"

"We wont! It's twenty-four to one!"

"Yeah! We'll smoke that loser!"

Everyone cheered.

Link gave an aggravated sigh. "I suppose I can't stop you."

The Smashers all cheered again.

"Thank you everybody."

But their celebrating was cut short. A maniacal cackle echoed through the room.

"So, you think you can beat me?" Said the voice of Ganondorf, "Well then, let's do it properly. Meet me at the stadium."

Everyone was still.

"Okay! Let's go to the stadium!" Link cried.

"Wait!" Roy said. "What about Zelda?"

Link stopped. He looked down at his beloved. "There's nothing we can do for now." He picked up Zelda's frail body and set it down on the bed. He sat beside her and whispered. "Don't worry love. I'm going to defeat him once and for all." Then he got up. "Let's go kick some Ganondorf ass!"

---

Peach was still struggling against the ropes that bound her arms and legs together. A handkerchief was used to gag her mouth and she was chained to the wall, sitting beside Samus. Try as she might, she could not free herself. She let out a series of infuriated screams, the gag doing little to muffle them. Keeping watch over them was Gerald and Ronald Smash. What Peach wouldn't give to just get up and smack both of them a good one upside the head.

AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH! I WANT TO FREAKING KILL THEM ALL! DIE DIE DIE! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO US? AND POOR LINK! YOU SICK BASTARD! DIE!

Samus, on the other hand, was contemplating their current situation.

What's going to happen to us now? Are we going to die? Is Ganondorf going to kill Link?

Tears dripped from her eyes, landing softly on her pink miniskirt.

I was being used. He was using me, just like everyone else. And now He's going to kill Link! Link doesn't deserve it. He is an honourable man. He is a saviour to the people of his homeland.

Though that mattered little to Samus, she still admired Link as a person. Although he was typically one who spoke before he thought, he was a good person. He was kind, and very loving. He felt hate for no one but Ganondorf. He had brought much happiness to Samus. A true friend.

What a sick man Ganondorf is.

Ganondorf was pacing all around the stadium. Why should he be nervous? He didn't have to worry about the little elf killing him, for he held the Triforce of Power. Still, his stomach felt heavy, as if he had swallowed a boulder. He was perspiring profusely and his two cohorts noticed soon enough.

"You aren't nervous are you?" Gerald asked.

"Of course not, fool!" Ganondorf snapped.

"Don't worry about it. There's nothing that imp can do to defeat you."

"I wasn't worried! What nerve you have to think of such a thing." This silenced Gerald and Ronald.

---

The band of smashers sallied forth to Smash Brothers Stadium. Lead by Link, the group marched to meet Ganondorf. They all chanted:

"DOWN WITH GANONDORF! DOWN WITH GANONDORF!"

---

"Boss, they're coming."

"Do you think I'm deaf or something?" Ganondorf snapped.

"DOWN WITH GANONDORF!"

Unsheathing their swords, blasters, baseball bats, and mallets, all the smashers readied for the oncoming battle. At Link's signal, they all stormed the fortress, waving their weapons madly in the air. The broke the threshold of the stadium.

"FOOLS!" Ganondorf lashed out both arms and he sent a powerful energy that knocked all the smashers to the wall. Before anyone could move, vine like binds wrapped around their limbs, immobilizing them. The only one not affected was Link. He stood facing Ganondorf, who was now hovering in the air. "Let's take this battle elsewhere!"

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

do you not like my crazy evil maniacal laghter?

MUAHAHAHAHA!

...anywayz, thats chapter 33 for you. hoped you liked. do not forget to review! i find im getting less nowadays:(:(:(

thanks a bunch

so long faithful reader!

oh, and on a sidenote, i have some other news. 1) im no longer continuing "Heart of Gold". I'm really sorry, i just don't where im going with the story. I might try it again some other time. however... 2) i have posted a new fic in the Zelda section entiteled "A Little Prologue". A crappy title, crappier sumary, but it is a good story, i assure you. it is a oneshot about the Minish Cap. It takes place the preceding night before the game actually begins. it is mentioned in the game that link was up helping master smith. so i thought d write about that. we never really get to know link in this game. here, we see Link's true feelings, his thoughts on his current situation. plus, we get to delve into link's past! 3) ive started on "Hot Spring" my first Tales of Symphonia fic. I'll post it once crushed is finished. look for details in my profile! 4) wel, i updated my profile, so if u may as well check it out anyways:D and um... i think thats it. so long! keep readin and reviewin!

-HylianHero128