Author's note: Yes I'm back and whoever the guest is who thinks his petty little words about me dying is gonna hurt me or stop me. Well ya can stop trying unlike you I'm not a little bitch who needs to hide behind a computer screen to attack people, but moving on… hope yall like my new instalment of Dragon ball- or shit wrong thing, I mean Naruto!
"Bring it on losers! Ima kick all of your asses!" a certain boy said as he walked into a room of contestants from all over the shinobi nations. His teammates, a guy and a girl walked in beside him.
"You should lower your voice so as to not attract unwanted attention Kiba" the other boy said to his comrade.
"Ah shut it Shino, I bet I could take everyone in here no sweat" Kiba said with a big grin.
"Oi dog face shut it, and what took you so long to get here? The exams is almost about to start" a certain orange clad genin said.
"What? How did you guys get here before us? I just saw you downstairs!" Kiba said, surprised to find his old classmates in here.
"You already forgot my favorite technique Kiba? Now that's rude, but whatever nothing to fret over now. I have to agree with you though, I believe I could beat everyone here no sweat, including you dog breath" The ninja responded in a joyous and mischievous way.
"Boys, boys you should keep it down, you're both going to bring a lot of attention to not only yourself but your teammates" A man wearing grey and glasses said as he walked up to the two preteens. "I should know this isn't my first time in these exams, Names Yakushi Kabuto nice to meet some friendly faces" The man now recognized as Kabuto said.
Kabuto faced the genin in front of him to see all of the rookie nine, the gave him mixed reactions, but Naruto was the only one who seemed like he wanted to actually attack the boy. "What do you want with us" Sasuke asked approaching Kabuto. "If this really isn't your first time taking the exams then you should know that makes us your enemy, why approach us so casually?" Sasuke now demanded out of the boy.
"Well we're all konoha ninja here, and I thought I might be able to help. You see these" Kabuto pulled out a deck of cards from his back pocket and placed them on the ground as he sat, motioning for everyone else to follow in suit. "Are a special kind of card that I have created over the years. With them I can give you information on any ninja you want, friend or foe." Kabuto said with a smirk now gaining everyone's attention but no one as much as Sasuke and Naruto.
"Uzumaki Naruto, Gaara of the (funk) sand, and Rock Lee" Sasuke said before Kabuto could continue. "Give me the information on those three people."
"Ah no fun you have their names, anyways let's start with Gaara." Kabuto said as he focused chakra into the top card before pulling it out. "Let's see, he's taken 56 missions, 12 D rank, 18 B rank, wow 25 A rank's and 1 S rank mission. According to this he's never even taken a scratch from any of those something about a perfect defense. Not much on his abilities beside the fact that he uses sand like the Fourth Kazekage, his teammates are Temari and Kankuro, his siblings. That's about all I have on him" Kabuto said with a scratch to his head.
"The other two?" Sasuke asked more curious now and also staring at Gaara like he was some sort of monster before looking back to Kabuto.
"Uzumaki Naruto, well seems like he's your teammate. He's recently been appointed a clan head, seems like he's taken a shit ton of D ranks, 1 C rank, 2 B rank, 1 A rank and.. Wow seems like he's even taken an S rank missio-" Kabuto was cut off when Naruto grabbed his card and started to rip it to pieces.
"You should shut the fuck up now. I'm taking these too" Naruto said as he grabbed the rest of the cards and started to burn them before anyone could react.
Kabuto was immediately furious at the boy, unbeknown to them but Kabuto was a spy and those cards held a lot more information then they knew and he needed those cards. And now all those years were wasted by one blond nosed jinchuuriki brat. Oh he was going to have his revenge soon, the next person to get angry was Sasuke, everyone else seemed confused still wondering about the B, A, and S rank missions.
"What the fuck did you do that for Naruto!" Sasuke shouted in anger.
"I have my reasons don't you worry I'll explain later when it's safe" Naruto said as he stayed in a dead eyelock with Kabuto not blinking for even a second. People could feel the pressure, that was until Ibiki showed up, "Alright maggots, shut the fuck up. Now on the wall down here you'll find your seats. You have one minute to get in your seats or else you and your team is disqualified, starting now" The man shouted as everyone's eyes paled before they ran to figure out where they were sitting.
Ibiki, a special jounin in charge of T&I and a man feared throughout the nations. A face covered in scars and a Bandana over his head he is easily recognized. Just standing in front of him, you can feel the power of someone who knows who they are, and aren't afraid to be in charge and run things. He reeks of someone in power but isn't a man who is power crazy, he knows his place and does what he needs to. He doesn't like that he's running the chunin exams but he is happy to fuck with some kids heads since he can do this how he wants.
Ibiki looked at his watch and saw time was up, "Alright maggots, SHUT THE FUCK UP" he said. His voice bellowed through the room and everyone stopped what they were doing. "Everyone still standing leave my room now, and bring your teammates with you. I gave you a time limit since you couldn't reach that limit you lose." People started to speak out until Ibiki released his KI throughout the room. Ibiki looked around as he saw people losing it due to the power he had.
Then he saw a certain blond brat yawn, "Is this supposed to be intimidating, because if so I could show you some real KI" Naruto said looking at Ibiki with a smirk. Ibiki like all of the other adults in the village who had survived the Kyuubi attack 12 years previous knew just who this boy was. What he didn't need was an international incident because he decided to be reckless, on the other hand he wouldn't mind seeing some kids actually piss their pants.
"By all means show us what you go-" Ibiki was cut off. He wasn't expecting everything to be directed at him. Kids in the room looked confused as they felt the KI release from them but what shocked them was that Naruto seemed mildly annoyed while he forced the Jounin to his knees.
MY god, I haven't felt anything this powerful since the Kyuubi itself…. It's overwhelming. Ibiki thought to himself while he tried to get himself in check. Then it was gone Naruto released it, that was actually the perfect distraction since he was able to send a shadow clone out to report to Kakashi about Kabuto. "Heh good try kid but you'll need to do better than that, but no time. As you all see in front of you their is a test. Nine questions, the tenth question you shall receive at the end of the hour. When I tell you to start you are to answer all Nine questions however you can, but just know, no cheating will be allowed, If I catch you cheating you will be immediately disqualified. The men to either side of you will be watching to check for cheating, If you are caught three times, you're out. Remember this is a team assignment too, if one person goes all three are gone. Also this test is out of 10 points, but if even one of you fail all three of you fail." When ibiki finished going over the rules he could see everyone wanted to speak out or complain, but everyone held their tongue. Not wanting to anger the man, Smart kids Ibiki thought, "Alright, BEGIN" He bellowed as he started an alarm for an hour.
Everyone went straight to work… except for a blond who was choosing to take a nap. So he saw through me huh? Or does he have alternative motives. Maybe he already has all the answers somehow either way he has an hour time will only tell Ibiki thought while everyone else went to work.
While all that was going on though a clone of said blond boy finally ran into his sensei. "Naruto?" Kakashi said wide eyed not expecting to see his genin so soon. "Were you already disqualified? What happened?" the man asked genuinely worried.
"No, no I'm just a clone. Boss sent me to warn you." The Naruto clone stated as Kakashi got more serious as they walked and talked. "A snake is making his move, and a rat with glasses knows more than he should. Including about me" The clone stated as Kakashi looked at him.
"Are you sure of this?" Kakashi asked understanding the people Naruto was talking about to be none other than Orochimaru and his right hand Kabuto. A boy Kakashi believed was a lost hope for years do to his inability to pass the chunin exams.
"Yes when the rat approached us today before the exams started he had info cards, most likely on all of our shinobi, I realized he knew too much when he started talking about me since we both know my only S class mission is in the seal on my stomach. He had mentioned an S class mission I had done, and about me becoming a new clan head, before he could go further I destroyed mine and everyone else's cards. It really pissed him off, he knows I'm onto him if not at least even a little bit." Naruto stated as he stopped with his sensei realizing where they were. "I'll leave it up to you to handle sensei, but remember, no one else can know. For one they will think you are either crazy or two a spy. So do what you need but keep it quiet. And the snake won't move till we're in the forest a day and a half from now." Naruto said remembering the time a snake ate him all too well.
"Of course, I know what to do, just avoiding the third, including during the exams with all the extra anbu patrolling will be hard. I guess it wasn't time for Dog to retire after all" Kakashi said as he pulled out a mask.
Naruto nodded at Kakashi before he dispelled himself. Kakashi looked down at the mask he held between his fingers. His one eye grew dark as memories from his past resurfaced as he stared at the mask. His hand through Rin's chest, holding Obito's hand close as he watched the boy die… or so he thought at least, but now he knows the boy is no longer dead.. Just lost in the darkness. All the horrible thoughts shot through his head, but he shook them away before he put on the mask and disappeared in a cloud of smoke and leaves. He had a mission to do and he wasn't going to let down his late sensei, or old teammate. He would protect the Uchiha and his sensei's son no matter what. With that Kakashi was gone without a trace.
Time's almost up, is the kid really not gonna answer any questions? Not even gonna look at his sheet Ibiki thought to himself in utter amazement at Naruto's brashness. All of a sudden Naruto's head shot up as the memories from his clone and Kakashi returned in full momentum.
I believe in you sensei, I know trusting you with the knowledge of the future was right. Now make me and my dad proud. Naruto thought as he grinned to himself. Naruto looked up at the clock and saw he had about two minutes left, with that he flipped his sheet over and wrote his name on the test… then he looked at the questions and sweat dropped. How the fuck am I gonna answer these? I don't know any of this shit… meh whatever. Naruto thought as he wrote something on his sheet before he flipped it back over and leaned back in his seat.
Heh, kid probably used a shadow clone to get the answers and wrote it all in just now, smart Ibiki thought, it was common knowledge Naruto favored his clones so it wasn't too far fetched to think he would use them to cheat… Right? "Alright Maggots, times up!" Ibiki shouted as he looked out towards the sea of genin. Gah too many genin, time to shorten the group up. "Now time for the tenth question, now before I give it to you let me give you one last rule. You may choose to answer this question but know this, If you answer this question wrong you and your teammates may NEVER take these exams again. If you wish to leave now and try again next time feel free, the doors right there" Ibiki said with a smirk as he ushered towards the door.
Ibiki's smirk grew as he saw just about everyone's faces lose their shit. Everyone who was participating in the exam started to lose it. Except for a select few who could see through the man's bullshit. Sasuke looked down towards his blond teammate don't even fucking think about it dobe, I know Sakura won't give up if I don't but if you quit now I promise to give you an ass beating The Uchiha thought to himself as he stared at his brother in arms.
Naruto looked around to see the room start to thin out. He turned his head around and saw Sasuke staring at him. Naruto smiled at him before he turned around and moved his seat back. "Naruto-kun what are you doing" A certain white eyed, blue haired beauty asked as she grabbed Naruto's arm.
"Don't worry Hinata-chan just trust me." Naruto said as he slowly got up, to the surprise of most Konoha genin their.
"So you finally decided to give up huh brat" Ibiki said thinking he broke the boy.
Naruto laughed a little bit which earned him a frown of confusion from Ibiki. Naruto raised his head up as he slammed his hand down on the desk, "I don't know who the fuck you think you are old man but if you think you can scare me out of this thing you have another thing coming. I've worked to goddamn hard to get to this point and no way in hell will I let a man like you stop me, so bring it on, give me your worst because I promise I will send it back tenfold" Naruto said with determination.
Naruto's speech seemed to move people, meanwhile Sasuke and Sakura sighed in relief thanking Kami that Naruto didn't just quit. Ibiki looked around the room and determined that no one else was gonna leave after Naruto's little speech, "Well that seems to have done it, doesn't seem like anyone else is going to leave so… You all pass" Ibiki said as once again the genin were confused and shouted out.
"What about the tenth question, why the hell did you scare us like that" kids yelled out in response to Ibiki's sudden answer of passing them.
"Alright quiet down" He said as he started to take off his bandana. What everyone saw shocked them. His head was bald and showed horrible, gruesome scars and burns from where the man was obviously tortured. "Every time you are given a mission you never know what it is. The importance it holds to the village is always different. What you see here was an act of war due to a mission I was on as a chunin. I had to gather information and bring it back to the village, but I was clumsy and got caught. Because of that my teammates were killed and I was brutally tortured and left for dead. These scars on my face and head are from that day, they interrogated me for hours trying to get information out of me. Becoming a chunin means you may have to face extremes like this, these exams are meant to test your readiness to become a chunin, never be afraid to back out because you think you are hurting your team. Because in the end if you become a chunin even if you aren't ready you will only hurt yourself and your village." Ibiki finished his story as someone broke through the window. "Damn it Anko" Ibiki said revealing the person.
Anko stood proudly in front of a banner she placed in front of her. What she didn't know was that the banner was changed and now said, 'I'll fuck anyone for some good ass dango'. Some people started to snicker at this and Anko looked down at her sign and then looked up and instantly saw the culprit. "Damn it Naruto, I'm gonna get you for this" She said as the boy broke out laughing holding his sides.
"I'm sorry I couldn't help myself" Naruto said as he wiped away a tear, "But now that makes us 4-3 with me in the lead" Naruto said. What no one knew was the two had started a prank war against each other for fun. With this victory Naruto had put himself in the lead, one he hoped to hold for a while.
"Whatever brat" she said before looking over at everyone, "Damn ibiki, 26 teams still? You're going soft but it's ok once I'm done with them at these numbers will be cut in half at least the rest will probably be dead" She said with a cheery smile creeping out most everyone in the room with how she said that. "Alright everyone follow me to training ground 44 for the next part of the exam!" Anko shouted before jumping out another window. Everyone sweatdropped as she did that while Ibiki just got more upset knowing he had to pay for both windows.
Everyone followed the lady they deemed as a crazy sociopath. It didn't take long till they got to their destination, a giant gated forest in the middle of the village. "Alright everyone, the next part of the exam is a survival stage. We're gonna chuck you all in their for 5 days and 4 nights. You're job is to survive and" She pulled out two scrolls, "Get one of each of these scrolls. Now killing is permitted so please sign one of these waivers, signed waiver gets you scroll, scroll lets you onto the second part of the exam. Now onto the rules. Don't die and don't open your scrolls. Once you have both scrolls you want to get into the tower in the center of this forest which is about 10 kilometers from each starting point. If you open the scroll before you are in the tower.. Well you won't like what happens" Anko said with a sinister smile.
Chouji was the first to speak up, "What will we do about food though?" He asked worried.
"You're ninja, hunt I promise they're plenty of things to eat in their, but even more things that want to eat you" She turned towards Naruto, "Isn't that right Gaki" She said.
"Oh shut it you" Naruto said as she laughed at his response.
"Well with that, everyone sign these waivers, turn it in and get a scroll then go to your gate." Anko said as she walked towards the tent with scrolls to help out.
It didn't take long for everyone to get through, but when Naruto saw what gate they had he freaked out. "This can't be right" He said looking at Anko.
"What now brat" She asked annoyed that her favorite toy actually seemed worried.
"I got gate 14" He said as Anko widened her eyes. "We'll be in their den starting!" Naruto said between gritted teeth.
"What are you talking about baka? What's so scary about gate 14" Sakura asked. Until she saw Sasuke, even he seemed to be worried.
"It's that gate isn't it dobe" He said not even needing an answer as Naruto nodded his head.
"I'm sorry gaki, but I don't make the rules, I can't change your gate, all I can say is try to head around them before they can catch you. But I will warn you, if you thought they were fast before…. That's nothing, the best of them are faster than either you or I" Anko warned him before Naruto nodded and grabbed his two teammates and walked away.
"Sasuke lose the weights, any and all of them. The faster we are the better, try to keep up with me" Naruto made one clone, "Sakura right now you need to trust me, get on my clones back, you aren't as fast as me or Sasuke, and these monsters will kill you just because you're with me. Now get on his back he will keep up with us, Sasuke if you can't keep up let me know I'll make another clone. I know of a safe spot but we need to get their fast" Naruto finished.
"Naruto, Sasuke what are you two so afraid of?" Sakura asked genuinely worried due to the fact Sasuke just took orders from Naruto no questions asked.
Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other before Naruto spoke up, "Spiders." Sakura began to laugh until she saw how serious the two were. "These aren't ordinary spiders, why do you think Anko gave me that warning about their speed. Now do as I say or you will die" Naruto said as sakura gulped and nodded before climbing on the back of the clone's back.
"Naruto, what do you think our chances of making it through are?" Sasuke asked him, but Naruto didn't answer his face just got more serious.
"Just follow me, I'll be the Naruto in only a black shirt" Naruto said. With that Naruto made hundreds of clones as they sprinted inside the gate. The clones all scattered among them to protect them and serve as distractions.
Sasuke activated his sharingan to keep up, but what he saw worried him more. He saw the Naruto clone's chakra disappearing at an alarming rate, the hundreds of clones Naruto made were just being ripped through. They all moved as quickly as they could barely keeping up with the real Naruto. But then it happened, just what Sasuke was worried about, the clone holding Sakura was killed and Sakura started to fall to the ground fast.
"NARUTO" Sasuke yelled as the boy's eyes widened and he quickly disappeared before reappearing in front of Sasuke holding Sakura. Sasuke's eyes widen as he never even saw the boy move. Before anything else could happen Naruto grabbed Sasuke's hand and used a high powered shunshin to move the three of them far away.
The three teammates appeared in front of a river and Sasuke used his sharingan to see that Naruto was somehow low on chakra, "I'm not used to carrying people when I use that technique, we should be safe here, for now I need rest Sasuke you take charge and watch over us. I just need a couple hours" Naruto said as Sasuke nodded while Naruto dozed off into sleep.
"Don't worry I'll make sure nothing happens." Sasuke said as Sakura just sat there not knowing what to do. Everything just happened so fast she didn't know what to do. "Set up traps and collecting clean water" Sasuke said to Sakura snapping her out of her daze.
She looked up at him and seeing his calm demeanor seemed to do it for her. She nodded and got to work, Sasuke knew it was going to be a long day and an even longer night and he knew he had to be prepared.
Author's note: Well here's the chapter I honestly just knocked this out in about 3 hours, didn't think I was going to write a whole chapter in one go but I've been waiting for these exams to start I have some big things planned. Please Review and let me know about any ideas you may or may not want incorporated, and I might take that into consideration for my next chapter depending if I like what you say. Anyways I hope you like this chapter, sorry it's so short, but until next time!
Update day 09/29/2019