All That Is Edness

by The Ed Master

Eddy realizes he is the ONLY one in the ENTIRE school without a trophy and he decided to go to school late at night and go through every trophy until hed find his. He had found a trophy that says EDDIE and he later realizes that it belongs to a different

All That Is Edness

by The Ed Master

It all started one morning at the Trophy Hall in Peach Creek Junior High.

KEVIN: "choice! I won the schools monthly olympics of April!"

ROLF: "...Rolf does not understand the concepts of the gold painted cups of exceptitude. This bores Rolf."

JOHNNY: "Hey Plank, you won the balancebeam olympics!"

PLANK: (nothing)

JOHNNY: "What do you mean you WERE the balance beam? Does that mean youre a board, or are you just crazy?"

ALL KIDS: (confused)

EDDY: (runs through) "THE AWARDS! I bet that my name will be spread throughout the entire case!" (looks at trophies)

Eddy looked at the trophies. There was Nazz 1999 - 2000 For the most trust for her team in her cheerleading. There was Edd 2003 for the Spelling Bee challenges. There was even Ed 2004 - 2005 for "The Person Who Eats The Most Disgusting Foods" Contest! Eddy was the only person in the entire school who was trophyless.

EDDY: "Where is MY trophy?"

ROLF: "Ho, Ho! Foolishly confused Ed-boy. No shiny cup of exceptetude says the name of which you speak! Now, Rolf must concentrate." (jots finger down list of trophies)

EDDY: (walks away) "Wait a minute.." (rushes back)

Eddy pushes Rolf out of the way and starts reading the trophy list.

EDDY: "Abby, Amanda, Amelia, Ben, Brendan, Cathy, Chris, Courtney,

Kev Dave, Diggs, Dorothy, Everon, ED, EDD, Where is my name?" (continues jotting) "George, Gloria, Gregory, Helen, Ike, Jacquline, James, Jamie, Jason, Katherine, Katrina, Laura, LEE! MARIE! MAY! You Have To be kidding me!" (continues jotting) "Nick, Patrick, Ryan, Sabrina, Sammy, Tara, Tim, Tommy, Vicki, Walter, William, Zach. FOR THE LOVE OF- WHERE IS MY TROPHY!"

KEVIN: "Heh, Heh! Losers!"

ROLF: "Kevin, this moment brings Rolf back to his lazy, old village in Missouri."

KEVIN: "Really? How?"

ROLF: (daydreams) "What? Who? Kevin, What are we doing standing here?"

KEVIN: (pushes Rolf to class) "You need to get out more man."

The bell rings and it is time for Math class. Then Ed & Edd both walk through the hallway.

EDDY: "You can not believe this guys!" (opens locker and takes out SPELLING books) "This morning, I was looking at the class trophies, and I couldnt find mine!"

ED: "Cheer up Eddy. Oh, watch this!" (takes off shoe- puts toe in eye) "AAAHHH! I AM BLIND! RUN AWAY- HAY! AAAHHH!" (runs around hallway while Edd speaks)

EDD: "Eddy, trophies are not held to everyone, unless the person has succedingly accomplished a well known task."

EDDY: "So? Ive accomplished the tasks of scams, cuz Im the king of scams!"

EDD: "Eddy, first of all, none of your scams have succedingly accomplished and second of all, even if they did, the kids would probably want a refund. Well, not to mention like your tire burgers or grass, paper, & crayon tacos." (enters classroom and places apple on the math teachers desk)

MATH TEACHER: "O.K. Students. MATH TEST!"

A series of mumbles was heard throughout the classroom. Then the teacher passed out the tests. There were problems like, 238÷119 & 6,983 X 5,987.

Ed started writing answers like 98 and Q and 9Ω. Edd wrote all of the correct answers. Eddy opened his spelling books and wrote words like commonly & traditional and stuff.

The teacher then collected the tests and grades them.

MATH TEACHER: "Ed, 13."

ED: "Woo Hoo! Is that good Edd?"

EDD: (shakes head in dissapointment) (sighs)

MATH TEACHER: "Edd, 115, FOR THE TIME RECORD of cource."

EDD: (smiles)

EDDY: "Oh great! Now you have a spelling trophy AND a math time record! Great, JUST GREAT!"

MATH TEACHER: "Eddy..."

EDDY: (crossing fingers)

MATH TEACHER: "...-25, FOR THE WRONG TOPIC!"

EDDY: "WHAT! But..." (looks through pages of notebook) "Spelling? ERRRRRR..."

(screen faded)

At the school trophy hall LATE AT NIGHT, Eddy shlops his face on the glass.

EDD: "Umm, Eddy...school is over."

ED: "And I have to get home to- Uh, I forget!"

EDDY: " Shut up Ed! Im trying to look for my trophy!"

EDD: "Oh Eddy, get a grip on yourself! Youve crossed the line! If you think youre going to tresspass school property and steal a prized possession ment to be kept at the school and keep it with your care, or should I say carelessness, to make the schools trophy caring collapse, you could count me out, thank you."

EDDY: (annoyed) (looks at case) "LOOK!" (points to a trophy that says EDD█)

EDD: "Oh No! Dont you dare get your hands on that trophy!"

Eddy rubs off the smudge and reads, "EDDIE".

EDDY: (takes trophy) "YES! I FINALLY HAVE A TROPHY!"

EDD: "Hmm..." (reads trophy) "Eddy, do you realize that your name is spelled with -Y at the end and the trophy states -IE?"

EDDY: "So? Schools always get confused with names. Where was I? OH YEAH! I FINALLY HAVE A TROPHY!" (dances a victory dance)

EDD: (annoyed)

(3 minute commercial)

Eddy then raced all of the way home and put the trophy on to the top of his speakers, next to his old Magic 8 Ball.

EDDY: (looks proudly at the trophy) "Yes! My first trophy!" (sees it says "Eddie, Winner of The Physical Fitness Challenge of 1998") "Physical Fitness Challenge, eh? I always knew I was the strongest!" (yawns) (gets in bed)

The next morning, Eddys bed was somehow moving.

EDDY: (woke up) (confused) (found Edd & Ed lifting Eddys bed)

EDD: (panting) "Pant, Pant, Pant."

ED: "Paint, Paint, Paint!"

EDDY: "HEY, WHATS GOING ON GUYS!"

EDD: "You are late for school Eddy (pushes bed in school) (can not fit through door) "And- errr- there- err- was a very important- err- announcement coming in a couple of minutes and- (interrupted by loudspeaker)

PRINCIPAL ON LOUDSPEAKER: "Attention Peach Creek Junior High Public School, just this morning our staff has discoved a missing trophy by the name of Eddie Faulman. The staff is searching the school for the missing trophy."

EDDY: "WHAT!"

PRINCIPAL ON LOUDSPEAKER: "Thank you, and have a great day!" (gets off loudspeaker)

EDDIE: "WHAT!" (makes half the school shake)

EDD: "Wow, Its amazing how loud kids could scream when theyre missing possessions."

EDDY: "YOU MEAN I STILL DONT HAVE A TROPHY!"

EDD: "Yes, Eddy. You still have not accomplished a task- EXCEPT FOR STEALING OTHERS!"

EDDY: "Blah, Blah, Blah. Tell someone who cares."

EDDIE: (runs through hallway) "Has anyone seen my trophy!"

(silence)

EDDIE: (walks up to the Eds)

EDDY: "Hey, Hey, Hey! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US!"

EDDIE: "I just wanted to know if any of you 3 know about my missing trophy."

EDDY: (sweating nervously)

EDD: "Eddy, this is your chance to reveal the truth! You could do it Eddy!"

EDDY: "Uh, Yes!" (puts Ed in front of him) "Big Ed did it!"

EDDIE: "What? How dare he! Hand over the trophy, Trophy stealer!"

ED: "Huh?"

EDDIE: "...Well if you wont hand it over, Ill just hand you over!" (grabs Ed, takes him to principals office)

ED: "What did I do?"

EDDY: (watches Eddie drag Ed) (laughs hard & selfishly)

EDD: "Eddy! That was a very selfish thing you just did!"

EDDY: "Yeah, So? At least I still have his trophy!" (laughs even harder)

EDD: (very frustrated) "YOU APOLOGIZE TO THAT YOUNG BOY IMMEDIATALLY!"

EDDY: "What? NO WAY! I-"

EDD: (gets even madder)

EDDY: "...O.K, O.K, get off my back."

EDD: "Thats the spirit, Eddy!"

Later at lunch, when all of the kids were eating, and all of the teachers were confrencing, Edd & Eddy snuck into the principals office.

EDD: (sticks cards in his face)

EDDY ON LOUDSPEAKER: "Oh Uh, Everyone, I- I- I have a confession to make."

EDD: "That is right Eddy!"

KANKERS: (walk in unexpectingly)

EDDY ON LOUDSPEAKER: "Yes Um, Ed isnt the one who stole the trophy. It was-"

KANKERS (ready to pound & kiss the Eds?)

EDDY: "KANKERS!"

KANKERS: (pounce on Edd & Eddy)

EDD & EDDY: (crying for help)

PRINCIPAL SAYMORE: "Kankers?" (comes into office while Kankers & Eds still fighting)

LEE, MARIE, MAY, EDD & EDDY: "PRINCIPAL SAYMORE!"

PRINCIPAL SAYMORE: "Edd, Eddy, OUT OF MY OFFICE!"

EDDY: "But we-"

PRINCIPAL SAYMORE: "Out, out, OUT!"

EDD & EDDY: (run through the hall)

PRINCIPAL SAYMORE: "And no running through the halls! And as for you 3..."

(screen faded)

EDD: "Pant, Pant, Pant."

ED: (runs through hallway with buckets of paint) "Paint, Paint, Pai- Whoah!" (slips on mopped floors)

Then the paint spills, creating a red & blue wave of paint on the floor of the entire school. It went down the stairs, through hallways, even in bathrooms!

EDDY: "ED, YOU DULT! HOW ARE WE GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO THE PRINCIPAL!"

ED: (puts finger on lips confused) "Uh, I forget."

EDDY: "...Forget you!" (runs to locker but slips on paint)

Then the red & blue spread onto all of the lockers in the school.

EDDY: (stops at locker) "Cool! My locker got a fresh new coat of paint!" (takes trophy out of locker- AND KISSES IT!)

EDD: "Eddy, you should really give that trophy back to its-"

EDDY: "NO WAY! We failed the first time, now Im keepin it!"

EDD: "Eddy, you know you could get in detention if the principal finds out."

EDDY: (pauses / drops trophy)

The trophy then got covered in a red & blue wave pattern.

EDDY: "Ah, no big deal. Eddied probably like it with this new pattern."

(screen faded)

EDDY: (runs to Eddie) "Hey Eddie!"

EDDIE: "Hey Eddy! Do you have my trophy?"

EDDY: (sweating nervously) "Uh, Yes!" (hands trophy to Eddie)

EDDIE: (breathes deeply) "Wait, WHERE IS THE GOLD PAINT!"

EDDY: "Uh, Yeah- Well..."

EDDIE: (punches Eddy) "DORK!" (slips on paint) (moans while in pain)

ED: (walks through) "Dorks?"

EDD: "Well Eddy, you did the right thing by returning one others possesions."

EDDY: "Yeah, Whatever."

PRINCIPAL SAYMORE: (walks through and sees paint on floor) "What the- EDDY!"

EDDY: "Um, Principal. Sir..."

PRINCIPAL SAYMORE: "DID YOU PAINT THE FLOOR AND LOCKERS!"

EDDY: "Uh, NO! I didnt do anything!"

PRINCIPAL SAYMORE: (ignores Eddy) "INCREDIBLE!"

EDD & EDDY: (confused) "WHAT!"

PRINCIPAL SAYMORE: "Your red & Blue pattern has made the school a more decorated place! Which is good because many kids have escaped before. Now kids will get the thought back into structured education! YOU ARE A GENIUS EDDY! And, I present you...with "THE MOST DECORATED SCHOOL" trophy."

EDDY: "Sweet!"

PRINCIPAL SAYMORE: "And..." (slaps a slip on Eddys face)

EDDY: (reads note) "Detention, But Why?"

PRINCIPAL SAYMORE: "For sneaking into my office when not told to." (walks away)

EDDY: "Errr..."

(screen faded)

At Eddys house, Ed, Edd & Eddy all walk into Eddys room. Then Eddy places HIS actual trophy on his speakers next to his Magic 8 Ball.

EDD: "Well Eddy, you have learned a very important lesson today.

EDDY: "Yeah, Everybody gets to win trophies."

EDD: "Well No, but-"

Then, Eddys trophy fell off the edge and broke.

EDDY: "Errr...I NEVER GET TO KEEP A TROPHY!"

ED: "Well I learned an important lesson today!"

EDDY: "Whats that?"

ED: "Paint is yummy!" (licks paint off fingers)

EDDY: (throws up- DOESNT SHOW ON SCREEN) "Blah!"

The End