A (Long) Bus Ride With My Brother
Chapter 9
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"Let me out right now...I have to vomit..."
Okay...hold on...I'll let you out.," Shigure said jumping out of the car not wanting Yuki to puke all over his car...hey...it's leather...chiks dig the leather...(a/n-...heh heh...I just had to put that...it fits though...eh?nug nug EH!)
When Shigure let Yuki out of the car (and preventing Yuki from turning off the child lock)"it's for Kyo's safety!" they were finally heading to the front door when they heard-
"Dear God man! Pull yourself together!"
Shigure and Yuki gave each other a wide eyed expression that clearly said "uh-oh..." and they quickly ran to the door and threw it open.
The sight that met their eyes was mind boggling...
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Hatori was holding Ayame's head over the kitchen burner while Ayame was desperately trying to get away.
"Arson!" Shigure screamed from the doorway jumping back with that Shigure-I'm so shocked/horrified look. You know the one...whatever...my friend says qwerty...
"Son of a bitch!" Hatori yelled accidentally lighting his sleeve on fire. "Why won't your hair catch fire damnit!"
"It's all in the shampoo..." Ayame said lamely now that Hatori had let him go in favor of putting out his sleeve.
"I didn't think that Hatori cursed..."Yuki said looking up from the magazine he had picked up. "Hey...is this the shampoo?"
"Yup..." Ayame said looking over his shoulder at the advert for his shampoo.
"When did you get there!" Yuki said surprised.
"Just now..." Ayame said moving sluggishly to go make tea.
"No! No more goddamn tea!" Hatori yelled finally putting out his sleeve only to have it catch fire again.
"How did that happen? There's no flame." Shigure said pulling up a chair and magazine. "And since when does Ha'ri have magazines?"
Well...to answer the question as to where the fire came from..I'm putting my friend into the story...there is now a girl in the corner holding a match book..."heh heh...pritty flame..."
"Well...I guess we didn't come fast enough..." Shigure said looking up from his magazine..."ooh...they're having a sale on that shampoo!"
Hatori pushed Ayame out of the way and grabbed the tea box. He ran to the bathroom with Ayame in tow and he flushed them down the toilet.
"HA! No more Goddamn Nasty tea!"Hatori yelled triumphantly.
"Oh...you threw away my tea..." Ayame said with his eyes tearing up.
"No! Don't cry now!" Hatori said grabbing his head when his sleeve caught on fire...again..."Damnit! Where is it coming from!" over in the corner Alda is clutching her match book.
"I can't help it! I'm so sorry Ha'ri!" Ayame said fleeing to another room clutching his face.
"Goddamnit...I can't take it anymore...he's going with you..." Hatori said.
"With us? You have to be joking..." Yuki said now more interested in everyone else than the magazine.
"Well...what would happen if we let him stay here?" Yuki asked hopeful that they could just leave him.
"Well...the police will most likely have to get involved."
"We'll take him!" Shigure said quickly shutting Yuki up.
"Finally! I can sleep!" Hatori said just falling face first onto the couch. Just then Alda rushed up and set fire to his sleeve...again..."YOU LITTLE SHIT!" He yelled jumping up grabbing her by the hair and chucking her down the toilet. Then she popped back in through the window.
"I taste the rainbow!" she yelled quickly setting his sleeve on fire and running away.
"ARSON!" she yelled over her shoulder like a retarded camel...don't ask...
A/– my friend is actually here...and Alda is the name she uses online...together we are...dun dun DUN!... Alda and Aya!
Alda says "qwerty!"
Her other name is Al Paka...Caribou...
Ummmm...yeah...I just have one name...Aya Akuma...and she has now said she will be my sister...her new name is Alda Akuma...
Alda says "Huzzah!"
Well...we're going now...
She says...bye...I say...bye...