Disclaimer: If naruto were mine, i wouldnt even be here, id be enjoying kishimotos millions in the nearest ramen stand. so nyea, its not mine, but anything u dont recognize is mine! (ish hoping u dont recognize kiba -hee hee-)
A/N: here's my first chappie, i seriously hope u like it, and pity me if you dont.
Chapter 1: A Really Dumb Wish
"There! A perfect drawing of team 8!" said Samantha as she admired her drawing of Shino, Hinata, and Kiba. She didn't like to brag (seriously, she didn't), but this drawing came out as if Kishimoto himself had done it. Samantha Mane, a 14-year-old girl with mahogany hair 3 inches past her shoulders, blue eyes and numerous talents that were being wasted, lived inside an orphanage ever since she could remember. Every orphan had to share a room with another orphan, and they had to sleep in bunk beds. She slept on the top bunk while her roommate slept on the bottom bunk because she moved so much during the night that she fell from her bed. But then, Samantha saw a redhead peep over her shoulder and look at her drawing.
"Sam, have I ever told you that you suck?" said the redhead not parting her eyes from the drawing.
"Thanks, Annie." Said Samantha and she started humming "The sun will come out tomorrow" from Annie. They always bothered her because she looked so much like the girl from the newest version of Annie, with her short, sleek red hair and green eyes.
"No, but really, this has been one of your best drawings yet! And cut that out! You know its Anne, not Annie! Well, anyways, who are they?"
"These are Kiba and his dog Akamaru, Shino, and Hinata."
"Cool! Did you invent them?"
"Nah, they're from a show I like…"
That night…
"Sam, Sam! Wake up! It's midnight!" said Anne as she shook Samantha on the top bunk.
"Anne, how many times have I told you that it's not true, you cant get a wish by just wishing it at midnight! I'm going to turn into an insomniac because of you, ya know?" Samantha groaned/whined.
"Oh, but look! Its full moon! Maybe that means it'll come true!" Samantha looked at Anne's big, green, pleading eyes. She sighed, sat up and looked at the moon.
Fine, if you're really there, do something big then; make my drawings come to life!
"You done?" asked Anne.
"Yep"
"Me too. Let's go to sleep now." Anne said. They both plopped down on their pillows, difference was that Anne was snoring 5 minutes later and Samantha was still tossing and turning. Kiba, Shino, and Hinata strolling down the street, now, wouldn't that be a strange sight? She chuckled to herself as she fell asleep. A few hours later she was half woken by a thump, Anne must've fell off the bed again, she thought drowsily as she turned and fell asleep again, (she's a very heavy sleeper).
Next morning, Samantha was woken up by something very peculiar, a smell of what seemed like… dog? She tried to turn around to get away from the smell, but she found out that she couldn't, she was being held by something warm… and furry… and human. She felt warm breath caress her forehead. She opened her eyes and saw that a boy was sleeping in her bed. She wanted to scream, but her voice was gone, she wanted to move, but her body had gotten numb, she wanted to do plain anything, but she seemed to be brain dead. But then, the boy's eyes started opening, and it was at that moment that she could find her voice: when she saw that the boy had slits like a cat for eyes she let out a scream that she could not finish because the boy put a hand in her mouth. The boy himself seemed seriously disturbed by finding himself in the same bed with a girl.
"Don't scream, okay?" he whispered looking scared, Samantha nodded and he slowly removed his hand from her mouth, "Where am I and how did we get in the same bed? Did we do anything?" he asked hurriedly, but the last thing he asked it slowly. She opened her eyes wide. She knew that voice… she was going to say something, but a high-pitched scream interrupted everything. In the bed below, Anne was screaming something that went like: "EEEK! YOU PERVERT! HOW DID YOU GET IN MY BED! GET OUT! OUT! OOOOUUUUT!" a boy was also in her bed, but difference was that she had started hitting him like mad, but when the boy got tired of blocking her and yelping in pain he simply grabbed both her hands with one hand and pinning her down while covering her mouth with the other hand.
"Shino!" said the boy in the upper bed and he poked his head to look down (Samantha did the same), but when he did, he saw a girl lying on the floor unconscious.
"Hinata!" he said jumping from the bed to the floor and kneeling next to the blue-haired girl. That was all too much for Samantha's mortal brain to digest: Shino? Hinata!
"No way…" she whispered as the dog-smelling boy and the one named Shino fussed over the girl named Hinata. Samantha had stayed in the bed and she sat in the middle of it hugging her legs, but Anne had reacted quickly, getting something strong for the girl to smell to bring her to her senses; forget the boys, this was a girl in need! Samantha was rocking herself forward and backwards slightly as Hinata came to her senses. This was all a dream… there was absolutely no way… there was absolutely not a single chance that the Kiba had woken up beside her… that the Shino had woken up beside Anne… that the Hyuuga heir was rubbing her sore head on her floor. There was an awkward silence, all that could be heard was Samantha's faint whispers of: "No…no…no… I'm dreaming… I'm dreaming…"
"Wh… Where are we?" whispered Hinata looking around.
"Y… You're in New York, in St. Mary, Mother of God's Orphanage…" answered Anne, Samantha was still in shock, "how did you get here? More importantly, how did you get in my bed?" she said leering at Shino.
"…" said Shino.
"I think that means that he doesn't know," said the boy that smelled like dog, "and I don't know much more than him…"
"So you're telling me that you have absolutely no idea of how you got in our beds or how you plain got here?" said Anne, the three lost kids nodded. Anne looked at them suspiciously, but then her eyes went wide, their faces suddenly became incredibly familiar, and she slowly turned around.
"Sam? What exactly did you wish for?" she asked slowly with a 'please-don't-tell-me-you-wished-your-drawings-to-come-to-life-cuz-if-you-did-I'll-kill-you' expression. Samantha looked at her and gulped, then she nodded slowly, but Anne simply shook her head in denial just as slowly.
"No… that is simply not an option… EMAHGAWD!" she ended up shrieking, she climbed the ladder for the top bunk at top speed, grabbed Samantha by her pajamas and started shaking her violently.
"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING! WISHING A STUPID THING LIKE THAT? YOU COULDVE WISHED FOR ANYTHING IN THE WORLD AND YOU WISHED FOR THAT! IF YOU WEREN'T MY BEST FRIEND I'D KILL YOU!"
"I didn't know the wish would actually come true! And STOP SHAKING ME! You're getting me dizzy!" she said getting off Anne's grasp. They were both panting, and the dog-smelling boy spoke up.
"What wish? What are you talking about?" he asked looking confused. Samantha and Anne looked at each other and sighed.
"Last night when it was midnight, the both of us made a wish," Samantha started explaining, "and I wished for you guys to come here, but I seriously didn't think it would work!" she said.
"W-well then, cant you wish us back?" suggested Hinata.
"Good thinking, Hinata! If you wished us here, you can certainly wish us back!" said the Doggy dude.
"Uhh, I guess, but we have to wait until midnight," said Anne.
"Girls, breakfast!" said someone from the outside. Anne and Samantha looked at each other in alarm.
"Shit!" they both said as they practically flew down and started pushing the boys.
"Wha-what's wrong?" asked Dog-boy.
"This is an all girls orphanage, you can't be seen!" Whispered Anne hurriedly as she and Samantha pushed them over to their closet. Once they were in the closet, they sighed, but they forgot Hinata! And the doorknob was already twisting, no time to hide! Samantha started to take her pants off to be left in her underwear, and then just as the door was opening she slammed herself against it.
"My, what is going on in there?" asked the voice of an old woman outside.
"We're undressed, Sister Alice! But we'll be out in a minute okay?" she said loudly so she would be heard on the other side of the door.
"Well then hurry up, child!" Sister Alice urged and she went off at her slow pace. The girls (even Hinata) sighed in relief. Inside the closet, where Shino and Kiba still were, Kiba felt sort of weird, like if there was something missing. He felt kind of light… then it snapped.
"Akamaru!" he yelled coming out of the closet, but when he did, he was met by the sight of the girl he had woken up next to in hot pants. He took a glance at her from head to toe, and then he blushed and got back inside the closet (she had just jumped in his direction trying to tackle him).
"What did he say?" asked Anne.
"He said… oh, fu… Akamaru! Akamaru! Here, boy!" She whistled as she put her pants on again. She opened the closet saying: "help me look for him!" and so both Kiba and Samantha started whistling and looking for Akamaru.
"What exactly are we looking for?" asked Anne.
"A puppy," said Samantha and Kiba simultaneously.
"Oh." Said Anne, and she started to call Akamaru, as did the others.
"He's not here, we'll have to go out…" said Kiba, reaching for the door.
"NO!" both Anne and Samantha yelled and they blocked the door.
"But I need to find—"
"This is an all-girls orphanage you can't be seen!" said Samantha.
"All… girls orphanage?" said Kiba, and then he blushed.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't know what sort of pervy thoughts you're having right now Inuzuka Kiba, but you'd better wipe them out right now, you hear!" Samantha yelled, leaning dangerously towards Kiba and pointing an accusing finger at him.
"What the— I wasn't… wait a sec, how did you know my name!"
"I wished you here, didn't I? So that means I must know who you are—" Samantha was cut by a small shriek from Anne.
"What is it?" Samantha asked.
"Look at my hands!" she said, and indeed, her hands were filled with hives.
"Hives?" Samantha said, taking a look at her hands, but then she remembered something.
"Smell is one thing," she said approaching Kiba (in the background: Anne: "Shiiiiiit! It itches!" Hinata: "T-try not to scratch or they'll get worse…") "but you…" she grabbed his arm and caressed his jacket sleeve, "…are filled with dog hairs. And Anne is allergic to dogs. She must've got the hives when she pushed you." She said showing her hand that was filled with short, white dog hair. Samantha sighed.
"You guys are bringing more trouble than I thought…"
"Well, it wasn't our idea to get wished over here!" said Kiba hotly.
"Are you blaming me for all this!" she snapped even more hotly.
"Hmm, let me think, YES!" he yelled.
"Well you can simply walk out that door and be stomped by waves of rabid fan girls or you could simply stay here and help me think! Its your choice, Kiba!" she yelled back. There was an awkward silence after this; they were all looking at the two like if they were expecting them to jump at each other at any moment. Kiba sighed frustrated and sat down; he rubbed his face with his hands and then hid his face behind them. Hinata approached him with caution.
"K-Kiba-kun?" she asked shyly, she had never seen Kiba in this state before. Kiba removed his hands from his face and looked at her… then he smiled and winked.
"Don't worry Hinata, I'm okay. Well then, since there's no better option, we'll all submit to what you say." He smiled at Samantha. She was a bit confused at the sudden mood-swing, but she was glad that at least they would follow orders so they wouldn't get caught.
"Well, first off, we need to find Akamaru before sister Alice does. This is a no-pets orphanage—"
"No pets, no boys, no cursing, no fun of living at all orphanage," Anne cut Samantha.
"True. So we need to find Akamaru quickly, or sister Alice will throw him to the nearest dog pound. So, lets move out, but we need to be careful that sister Alice doesn't see you." Samantha warned the three ninjas. They nodded. And so the quest for Akamaru began!
A/N: next chappie comes really soonie C: and before you ask, Kiba and the others are 15 here. so Sam drew them like in cannon, like after the three years had passed after the thing wit sasuke. R&R plzz :D