Chapter 1: The Chapter That I Am Too Lazy To Name
Disclaimer: I don't own RuneScape. I am a noob in RuneScape.
"Dude!"
"Kill her!"
"Dude!"
"Kill her!"
"Dude!"
This continued for a while against Aphelion, trying to buy some time, and trying to irritate him because that's what they did.
Sykasa, Jikia, Zyron, and Crystal were made as the ultimate Hack-Destroying creation, but when Andrew lost a bet to Chuck Norris and Tom Cruise, Chuck took away their powers. In a glitch from that happening, they could use PMs, and receive PMs, but not send each other PMs.
"I am your leader," began Aphelion, "and you are my assassins, and I want her dead."
Zyron tried to get Jikia to PM someone to PM her. Why they wanted Jikia to, who the hell knows?
"OK," Sykasa told him, "one, she's the only other family we have, two, she's real, she will not come back when she is dead, three, she has the conscious of Sarodromin, so who knows what will happen to the game if we kill her!"
He thought. What's going on with Aphelion? He never was greedy, or too ambitious.
"I know that, and I don't care." Sykasa began to think how much of a geek Aphelion must be behind the computer screen.
"You're stupid," Sykasa finally said.
Aphelion laughed to himself in real life. "That's funny, coming from you. Why do you say that?"
Jikia had gotten a hold on Swordpker11, explained the situation, and he said he would tell her. It was Zyron's turn to speak. In numbers, again.
"One, your stupid because what makes you think we'd do that? Two, your stupid because we can kill you right now, and, three, why the hell are we talking about this in the middle of Varrock, west bank, world two? Even if we have chat set to private, dude, they can hear us."
Aphelion looked around. He knew spies were going to be after him now. The three brothers were well known for a few years back when they went strip running like monkeys. He was the leader; he would be a target...
He logged off.
"That son of a...dudes," said Jikia, "let's go in the real world again and find him." The other two shook their heads no. "Remember last time?"
"I remember I killed Zaros," said Zyron.
"Chuck Norris."
"Same difference."
They went to a less populated place in their own world, World 77, and thought about important details.
We are practically human. We can log off, but know nothing about the real world, and don't want to. We have three siblings each and no parents. Or do we? I want my mommy...wait, do I have a mommy! I'm sad now...
As you could guess, those were Jikia's thoughts. Let's go to Sykasa's and Zyron's...
We are practically human. We can log off, but don't want to. If Crystal or us die, we won't come back. On the other hand, we can kill people whenever, wherever. We can even damage their code if they bug us too much. We are the gods of RuneScape, in a way, but we don't have the power to change anything at times like this. God, I'm not sure yet, but I think this sucks...
Meanwhile, about ten minutes ago...
"Hey, Crystal!" said Swordpker11 through a PM.
"Hey. Yeah?" she sent back.
"I was talking to Jikia, he just told me something. They're planning to kill you, I'd watch your back..."
Author's note: CLIFFA! Any ideas are welcome...and keep flames to a minimum...but they are allowed...