Author's Note: Whoa. I'm back. A review from my only two/three reviewers (thank you!) reminded me I exist in and to see if anyone still reads this, I'm putting up this chapter. If no one reads anymore, there's really no point to continue this. This one is extra long. Well, longer than I usually do it, which is about as long as a page in the Cat in the Hat.

Disclaimer: I do not own RuneScape. And I stole the title of this chapter from Bob and George, the best Sprite Comic ever.

……………………Chapter 2: This is Bad, Right?…………………

Crystal immediately PMed back. "They what!"

Swordpker11 sighed to himself outside the game. "They are going to kill you. They think you are at Varrock Square."

"…I am."

"I'd run."

"No. I'm going to wait for them, and strike first."

MEANWHILE

Sykasa stood with his brothers Jikia and Zyron in the crowd of RuneScape, World 2, Varrock bank.

"Let's go to world 77, Varrock Square, and tell Crystal that's not true!" Jikia announced.

They did not ever think, so they agreed and left.

Idiots.

Anyways, they are there now.

They ran to the square.

"Where is she? Cobalt Raine said she was here…" Zyron shook his head. "Where is she?"

"I don't know," said Jikia as he ate some moldy bread and 'cottage cheese' from a milk carton he stole from Andrew in the last story, "but this tastes good."

"How the hell is that relevant to this story?"

"The author said it was," said Jikia as he took another bite from the bread, "so ha!"

Shut up! No I didn't! "Yes you did," Jikia yelled at me. No I didn't! "Yeah you did!"

I made it so he grew breasts and decided to stop interfering with the story.

Sykasa ignored our bickering. "So, where is she?" He adjusted his sword to a more comfortable position. To Crystal, who was watching nearby with a bow ready, it looked like he was getting ready for a fight, which she expected. She took an arrow she had set beside here, and fired towards her brother.

Sykasa moved out of the way to slap a noob that was bugging him, and the arrow missed, piercing a noob's head. As the noob died, he let out a blood-curdling cry. "d00d i report u now!"

The three brothers immediately looked to where Crystal was, hiding behind the Varrock castle gates.

It was silent, besides Jikia, of course, who yelled "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!"

Crystal walked towards them casually. "What was what?" She smiled, but to herself, she frowned.

"I thought we made an agreement NOT to kill people for no reason, besides in the wilderness!"

"Oh, I wasn't aiming for him." She shot her hand forward grabbing Jikia's unprotected arm, and twisted it as hard as she could. Jikia yelped in pain, and had no time to react as she grabbed her sword as quick as lighting and hit him onto the ground with the hilt.

She payed no attention to Jikia's moaning as he turned to the other two, with open jaws.

Sykasa immediately drew his Dragon Long sword (wussy to go into Barrows actually, because I don't know enough about the Barrows) and got into a fighting stance. "What the hell is wrong with you!"

"Why do you want to kill me! What did I do to you!" She threw down the bow to get a better grip on her own Dragon long sword.

"What…! We were coming here to tell you! Why would we want to kill you!"

Sykasa, however, was a little too hesitant to attack her and screamed in pain as her sword pierced his Dragon chain mail. Before he lost conscious, the last thing he heard was Jikia weakly saying, "Ha ha…you…you lost to a girl…wuss"

Zyron was the last one standing. "Sorry, sis…" He charged up a Fire Bolt, not willing to kill her, and shot it. She jumped out of the way, and the bolt hit the statue of the fountain, turning it into coding for a second or two before changing back. She threw a rune throwing knife at Zyron, who teleported just in time, and it flew into the head of the same noob who had come back to see if his stuff was still there. "d00d wdf d00d wdf!111one11!"

Jikia looked at his moldy bread. "I think I know what this was used for." He tapped it. It was hard in two ways. One, it was moldy. Two, it was hard for him to part with it.

"Bon apetie, bitch!"

Jikia yelled loudly and threw it at Crystal with all his might.

It missed.

She looked at him, annoyed, and started to walk towards him, as someone walked behind her and knocked her out with a blow to the head with a staff. It was Zyron.

Jikia thanked him. "I thought you teleported?"

Zyron nodded. "I only had runes to teleport to Varrock."

"Ha ha. Noob."

If I Get Reviews, To Be Continued…

Note: I do own a clan in RuneScape. My name on the game is Lord Sykasa. I'm only giving it out because my Bank PIN and Recovery Questions are finally set, and I have all my gold in bank at all times. Be warned; I am a noob (LVL 75)! Also, I don't know about you, but I personally like the line 'Bon apetie, bitch', though I know I spelled a word or two wrong there.