Attack by the Tub

On the way back to the temple, Obi-wan had gotten a call from Anakin to pick him up at after the senate meeting. As their car landed, Obi-wan spotted Anakin talking with Palpatine.

Charlie gave him an ugly look, she knew that Palpatine was actually Dearth Sidious. The future emperor and the death of just about all the Jedi and turns Anakin to the dark side.

Anakin and Palpatine walked up to them.

"Charlie this is Supreme Chancellor-" Obi-wan was cut of by Charlie.

"Palpatine and is also D-" Inca pulled Charlie to the side.

"Can I speak with you in private Charlie!" said Inca dragging her out of the car and pulling her far from the others.

"You can't tell them who Palpatine is. It will ruin the star wars time line. I know it's temping but if you do you'll change things that are meant to be. Just stay away from him!" warned Inca.

Charlie agreed even though she really didn't want to, they returned to the others.

"Oh never mind me," Charlie said glaring at Inca. She didn't know if she was going to like this world guardian thing to much.

:Hours later at the Jedi Temple:

Obi-wan allowed Charlie to stay in his room, he claimed it was because he wanted to watch over her. But Charlie knew he wanted to hear about how she knew so much about him.

Charlie had to explain once again that he was a character from a saga. It still confused him, but he got the basic just of it.

After hours of talking, Charlie found Obi-wan really annoying, because he wouldn't let her go to sleep.

But while he was blabbing on about some random subject, Charlie knocked out on him. The next morning, Obi-wan woken Charlie up by moving about. Of course he didn't mean to, he wasn't used to people living with him and he was a very noisy person in the morning.

"Where is the bathroom?" asked Charlie, "I'm going to take a bath."

Obi-wan pointed to a door on the far side of the room.

"Thank you," she got up from the couch. On her way Charlie paused at a clock and growled when she saw what time it was.

When she closed the door behind herself she started mumbling off angerly.

"Bone head waking me at five in the bloody morning!" she looked in the mirror.

Charlie took off the brown suit she had been wearing for almost two bloody days, and tossed them aside. She stepped into the tub, and looked for the water spout and the turn handles. She looked around and growled again.

"What the hell?" she looked to her left and saw a line fo buttons. Each were a different color. Green, blue, whit, red, and orange.

"Blue must be water," she pressed it and a little tube popped out of the wall and shot out some blue goo all on her face and in to her eyes.

"Dammit!" she tried a other one, pushing the orange.

And bigger tubes came out of the wall as glass doors closed around the tub trapping her in. Water burst out of the tubes in high pressure, knocking Charlie over and she hit the bottom of the tub hard.

"Help!" she screamed.

Obi-wan pulled out some spare clothes for Charlie and was about to call in a food order when he heard her scream.

Obi-wan ran into the bathroom and grabbed a towel. He pushed a button, the glass doors opened an the water stopped.

Charlie was pale with foam spots all over her. She covered her self when she look at Obi-wan's face, he wrapped the towel around her and help her out.

"Forgot to tell me something?' she looked at him.

"Sorry, I've never met someone who doesn't know how to work on of these!" he said sitting her down on a bathroom bench.

He wiped the shampoo from her face, "Are you alright?"

"Yeah, I'm fine. Oh my god I got attacked by a tub," she laughed, Obi-wan smiled at her sarcasm.

"White is regular water, orange is pressurized water, Green is soap, blue is shampoo, and red is the drainer," he said. Charlie made sure that all her private areas were covered.

"Don't worry I didn't pay to much attention," he said as he walked out and closed the door behind him.

"Oh great, the first guy to see my naked butt was Obi-wan Kenobi," as she pushed the white button, she watched the water rise from the bottom.

She tossed the towel on the sink and got back in the attacker tub. She wasn't going to do anything special now, just wash the shampoo off and get dressed.

Obi-wan looked up at her when she came out of the bathroom. She was wrapped tight in his bathrobe.

"I better not catch you grinning while I'm with you!" she said making the robe tighter around herself.

Obi-wan laughed, "accidents happen!"

"And I guess you accidently stared at my breast!" she snapped.

Obi-wan grinned broadly, "They were very nice."

Charlie shot him a nasty look then grabbed the clothes he had set out for her and stormed back into the bathroom.

Obi-wan laughed when she slammed the behind her.

This is just about the funniest chapater of the whole story. I hope you all agree. Sorry if i made Obi-wan to preverted.