Ah sorry it's been like a month since I've updated…can you say NO time? Please review

"Brooke Scott, I swear to god if I have to haul this all the way up to-"

"No ones asking you to haul anything, baby" Brooke giggled, kissing Lucas. "We'll have Nathan do it"

"Brooke!" Nathan whined. "I already hauled Haley's 16 suitcases"

"Ahem, make that 6" Haley corrected, smacking Nathan upside the head.

"Ouch, what was that for?" Nathan whined, pulling Haley into a kiss.

"Less kiss more haul" Brooke waved her manicured fingernails to the suitcase. "Come on hotties, show us whatcha got and why we married you"

"The question would be why we married YOU" Nathan said, sticking his tongue out at Brooke.

"Lucas doesn't agree, right Lucas?" Brooke asked.

"Umm…I decline to comment" Lucas said.

"Fine, I heard they have a really nice singles room at the Ritz"

"Ouch" Lucas said. "I'm kidding, I love you and I'm thrilled I married you"

"Good, that's what I wanted to hear" Brooke said. "Emmy bear, are you ready?"

"Are you sures we cant bring Maggie?"

"That retarded poodle isn't going anywhere with us" Lucas muttered.

"HEY, I happen to LIKE Maggie!" Brooke chided. "And no, baby girl, Maggie's gotta stay home with Grammy"

"Why did you let the woman talk you into getting a French poodle?" Nathan asked.

"I don't know why I get talked into half the things I get talked into, dude, I just go with the flow" Lucas shook his head. "I'm getting a hound"

"Daddy" Emily pattered down the steps of the house. She looked positively distraught.

"Baby girl, what's the matter?" Lucas asked, picking her up, bringing her face to face lever with him.

"I don't wants to leave Maggie here by herself" Emily cried, little tears running down her cheek.

"Baby I didn't know you wanted Maggie to come this much" Lucas said, a little worriedly. Emily was not one to get attached to anything except her parents.

"I didn't either…hey sweet pea, what's the matter?" Brooke said, taking Emily into her own arms. "Why the sudden separation anxiety"

"Mimi saided that if Maggie didn't have food for a week she would died"

"Ok that woman is gone" Lucas said. "This is the third time this month that something Mimi said got Emily scared out of her mind"

"Fine" Brooke said. "Baby, nothing will happen to Maggie"

"Cans she still come?"

"Yes, she can…MARTHA, get Maggie's stuff packed" Lucas hollered to Emily's nanny.

"Yes sir" Martha said.

"And while you're at it, fire Mimi, ok?" Lucas said.

"Umm…yes, sir"

"Go on Emmy, get in the car with daddy ok?" Brooke said. "I'll come with all your stuff, ok?"

"Okays" Emily wiped her tears and buried her head in Lucas shoulder.

Lucas, Brooke, Nathan, Haley, and the kids were going to Santa Monica, California for a 1 week vacation, where Nathan and Lucas shared a beach house. Their flight was leaving that night and they were in the process of trying to get Haley's and Brooke's combined 14 suitcases in the car.

"Here baby, Maggie's coming with us" Brooke said, bringing the dog carrier to the Lexus.

"Brooke the dog better not get my new Lexus dirty" Lucas whined.

"Lucas! We are doing this for your daughter so she doesn't have a nervous breakdown to destroy her poor little heart!"

"Sorry" Lucas mumbled. "Emmy bear, you ok?"

"Yes" Emily said sadly.

"Why the long face? Maggie's coming with us"

"You fireded Mimi?" Emily asked.

"Oh god, how'd she hear that?" Brooke asked.

"I was pretty loud when I told Martha" Lucas winced. "Yes, baby, we fired Mimi"

"She was sad"

"Was she?"

"No, I's just kidding" Emily giggled.

"Now there's that pretty smile I've wanted to see all day" Lucas laughed, kissing Emily. "Are you ready to go to California?"

"Mhmm!" Emily giggled. "I's gonna meet a hot surfer boy"

"Brooke!" Lucas turned to look at Brooke, who feigned ignorance. "Brooke I don't want my baby to be thinking about boys yet!"

"Sorry?"

"Brooke…"

"Chill out, Lucas!" Haley laughed from the back seat.

"I'm gonna meet a hot beach chick" Tristan giggled.

"Shh dude you weren't supposed to say that when your mom was around"

"Nathan, if my son ends up a pimp-"

"We'll have a lot of girls at our house?"

"NO, I'll give you a personal castration"

"Ouch…come on, show me some love baby"

"Oh I'll show you some love, Nathan Scott" Haley giggled. "You just wait"

"Just remember, Nathan and Haley, that Brooke and I are in the room next to you with an innocent 3 year old, and outrageous and outlandish sex noises would be most unappreciated"

"Like you're one to be talking…"

A/N: Sorry the chapters short…more coming up really soon! Review…I decided to hold off on the drama for right now, not that there isn't some coming, but I figure romance first Please review even though I haven't updated in SO long! Review!