chapter two:China bombs and wedding bells?
The tv ed had previously transmuted was now playing last weeks few scenes of interest.
it all started one fateful afternoon.
flash back like music plays in background.
Sam started to recap to brita about an odd dream she had had about edward.Brita pointed up and sure enough,ed had been listening and playing out the role he had in sam's dream.
Edward was jumping about on the roof of the art building,on one leg flapping his arms about like some lunatic on crack.Only he wasn't on crack...atleast as much as I know...
Ed:Toy boat Toy Boat Toy Boat!
Sam,seeing as how high ed had been,started to panic
Sam:ED!GET DOWN HERE YOU LUNATIC ON CRACK!
Ed jumped down,landing perfectedly fine...ontop of sam's head...that is.
Ed,just now noticing who he was standing on,got off sam and picked her up off the ground,dusting her off,and as if they were meeting for the first time.He took her hand and shook it...madly...hyperly...ect.
And after all that he pulled her into an embrace,with his misplaced hand on her ass.
All three of them went into the art class,and got a table,and as they all sat down,Ed professed his love to sam!
soon Ed then asked if she wanted to get hitched,and being one of those semi-normal edward fans,went nuts and said,as if you didn't see this one coming...,yes!
Sam:So where are we getting hitched?
Ed:In Vegas.
Sam:Don't they say whatever happens in vegas stays in vegas?
Ed:Yep,which is exactly why once we do leave vegas,we won't be wed anymore.
so after a long and boring wedding,the two of them stayed in vegas for their honeymoon.and then went out of vegas.
Sam had tossed her ring over the edge of a bridge,the beautiful diamond ring floating down into the depths of the river.
Edward however,had thrown his ring pretty far...all the way to china,to be exact.
the chinese where all settling in when suddenly this ring flew out of no where!
Chinese man: picks up ring Edward...Elric?Edward Elric.Hmmmmmmm.
Well this is the start of something even crazier.
Sam's beautiful diamond ring had been picked up and eatten by a hungry fish,the fish had then been eatten by a dolphine,which had then been eatten by a shark,and the shark was in china and had been caught,and as they gutted it,the chinese found Sam's wedding band.
Chinese man: picks up the ring Sam...Sam?First an Edward Elric,now a Sam?
a meeting was held to see what the rings meant.
Chinese Man:Edward and Sam must be...GODS!
People of china:GODS!
Chinese Man:yes!GODS!Legend speaks of two blessed rings that will be carried to our great land,and inscribed on them will be the names of the gods!When they arrive we shall worship them!
China People:What about the flame god?
Chinese man:WHO CARES!we have new gods!
Fire god: behind chinese man,in big booming voice WHAT TWAS THAT!
Chinese man and people:...nothing...
back to sam and ed
well both sam and ed hadn't been talking for days,not to say they were mad at eachother,I guess the wedding was so stupid and worthless they felt like shitheads.
until ed had this crazy idea.
Ed: runs to sam and grabs her by the armSam!I have this idea!LETS GO TO CHINA!
Sam: smacks ed That...is the best idea you've ever had!LETS GO!
so sam and ed travel to china,where they meet the village that had their wedding bands.
China man:Who you?
Ed:I'm edward elric
Sam:and I am SAM!hyper
China people:WHAT?all stare on in shock and move in,grabing sam and ed,who struggle
As so the chinese grab their "gods" and dress them in godly like clothes.
Sam:Umm...you have any clue whats going on?
Ed:I wish I did...
The chinese start to bow down to them.Ed and Sam are totally clueless...as if anything else was abnormal.
A/N: Nice ending --; tired,hehehhehehe, tiredness and hyperness are great together...really they are... snore
see ya next time...snore