The Crazied tales of a crazied person!
Chapter 3
As they were being worshiped,A big booming voice had changed the chinese people's train of thought,lets put it this way.It crashed,It burned,and the ants that were people were screaming,yelling madly,and fell like fallen ravens on a brisk absentminded day.
Sam scratched her head awkwardly as ed just pretty much stared at the people like -Well as long as they aren't eating us.-
Sam turned to look and saw,oddly enough,Roy Mustang standing behind her!Edward was busy with a scandally clad girl starting to sit in his lap when Sam quickly prevented it by stabbing her elbow deep into his side,Causing him to yelp inwardly and push the girl off him.He turned a bit angered,but at least he could breath.
"What!" ,He whispered,she only pointed and he turned his head,fuming a bit more at whom he saw.
"God damnit,and I thought we'd be rid of HIM!",he shouted.Roy smiled and waved at them.
"Ohayo Hagaren no chibi",he greeted,this only made ed fume more,Sam did too and they both shouted.
Ed: IM NOT SHORT!
Sam:THATS MY NICKNAME DANGIT!
The Chinese people started backing off,hey,they were GODS and if they were angry it'd mean the end of the earth as they knew it!
Okay maybe not earth but close...
Roy then lead the two makeshift gods to a corridor lined with pretty girls and handsome men of all kinds and shapes and curves and--I'll shut up now.
He slowly turned to them both."So how are you enjoying your stay."
"Its fine",Ed replyed a bit.Surprised Mustang wasn't picking on him like he did back in central.Maybe the food wasn't all that got to his brain?
"We're gods now too by the way!" Sam replyed back from Eds previous one.
"Speaking of which if we're gods ,how the heck did you get here Mustang?",Ed questioned cockily.Roy smirked slightly and it suddenly got a bit heated in the narrow corridor.
"Can't you guess...?",He questioned smugly and started to grow in height,and wider,which is one side of Roy no fangirl of him,nor ed,ect.,Would wish to see.I apologize for the visual.
His voice became deeper,and he was soon revealed to not be Roy Mustang at ALL!
He was now a big puff ball of flames.
"GREAT HEAVENS GOD AND GREAT BALLS OF FIREEE!"
dun dun DUN dun Dun Dyaaaaaaaaa
A/N: End of Chapter three,Chapter four shall be rushed as I write it before FMA comes on :boogie: tootles!