Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo belongs to Yoshio Sawai, Weekly and Viz's Shonen Jump and Toei Animation. Don't know the US company involved with the anime, but I'm using their dub names. I have no ownership of this, but I sure want merchandise. Sell it to me please! And more manga, please! Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo rocks! Enjoy part two. I expect at least 2 more chapters after this one. It does look like these will show up after new episodes. Anything that doesn't match with unpublished manga or unaired episodes on CN is the result may be revised. Feed my c2 list!

TORTURE!

Softon woke up, drooling melting ice cream against his lips. Even though the night before had been spent angsting over his unrequited feelings for Jelly Jiggler, he was free of such frustration and despair in his dreams.

Just the two of them, alone. The sweet taste of topaz gelatin on his lips. Jelly's thin lips trembling from the cool ice cream from Softon, but his eyes shining with love. Jelly's lips curled up in a naughty grin, as he caressed Softon's head. He then used the same hand, now dripping in ice cream, to take a piece of gelatin off his own body. Softon watched in amazement as his dream lover ate the mix of their flesh. "You have to taste this. We're a perfect flavor combination!" Softon chuckled, "Was there any doubt?"

But such things were the stuff of dreams. First off, the manga's color illustrations show Softon's head to be either chocolate ice cream or crap. And crap is neither sensual nor edible. Anime Softon is probably cherry ice cream, with such implications of virginity and Toei Animation being cautious. Anyway… Jelly had never offered him a taste and Softon hadn't the nerve to ask, but of course Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo and Don Patch had both savored his gelatin. Softon stood up, his eyes firmly fixed to the sky. One of these guys was his rival for Jelly's affections and it was time to find out which one. No more of this tortured existence!

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General Tofu may have relished torturing others, but this new assignment was torture for him. In the past, he'd sublimated his secret desire, love or what have you, for Tsar Baldy Bald IV by torturing his prisoners every way you could imagine. But this new prisoner was different. The tsar wanted Jelly's resistance beaten out of him so he'd submit to being tsarina. Tofu gritted his teeth as he continued whipping Jelly. This was the last job he ever wanted- preparing someone else for his beloved to marry, but he relished his role in securing the tsar's happiness by melting Jelly into obedience. That would have to be enough for him, living vicariously through the tsar's happiness with the knowledge he caused it. No, he was not the least bit pathetic.

Jelly turned towards General Tofu, wincing up at him. "Would you stop screaming? I'm the one being tortured and bleeding here." Tofu and Jelly stared at each other a long moment before Tofu burst into tears and ran off.

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As he rode his motorcycle, Softon was deep in thought of how he could talk in private with Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo and Don Patch (preferably separately) without anyone else overhearing. Especially Jelly. Softon did not know if he could ever face Jelly if he knew and didn't feel the same way, He'd rather Jelly be a friend oblivious to his affections, than feel pity towards him for not feeling the same way.

Beauty and Gasser came running toward Softon's motorcycle. "Have you seen Jelly? He didn't come back last night," Gasser huffed. Softon froze.

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo was throwing Don Patch over one end of a volleyball net, where monkeys frantically tried to catch him.

"This is all my fault," Softon looked down sadly. Beauty and Gasser looked at each other. "I shouldn't have left him alone last night." "We'll find him. We just need as many people as we can get to help look for him," Beauty said, softly resting a hand on Softon's shoulder.

Softon looked back at Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo and Don Patch, his eyes narrowing. "Someone has to look for him now!" And with that, he rode off at top speed. Beauty didn't have enough time to lift her hand off fast enough and fell on the ground in shock.

"I've never seen Softon like that," Gasser murmured as he helped his girlfriend up.

"Me neither. He's really worried about Jelly. We have to get the others to start looking too."

"What are you two slackers doing, standing around? We've got to find Jelly!" Don Patch glowered.

Beauty looked at Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo with confusion, seeing him with the same determined expression. "We need to go right now, Beauty."

Beauty sighed. She'd spent her early years with normal people and still couldn't shake off her expectations of normalcy.

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Tofu sniffed as he entered the tsar's war room.

"I take it my tsarina is ready? Show him in."

Tofu looked around, nervously, taking in all the guards. "His resistance is not diminishing as I thought it would…"

"Or perhaps you are determined to sabotage this marriage out of your pent-up feelings for me," the tsar said, casually yet with an underlining malice.

Tofu shook his head violently; "My feelings for you have made me approach this order with even more vigor than usual."

"I see…. Have you used all possible methods, general?"

"All which wouldn't scar your intended," Tofu replied. "I think emotional scarring might break his resistance, however, if your Eminence will allow it."

"Absolutely not. I took Jelly back just before any of those rebels could infringe on his honor. As loyal a servant as you are, Jelly has serviced only me and that shall not change."

"I assure you, I would not take pleasure in raping him," Tofu countered, "only in breaking him into your will."

The tsar sighed, "I am quite aware of that. However, I forbid it."

"I am at a loss, my lord. His resistance remains despite all my efforts, all my torture. He holds on to some hope of rescue. Dare I say it, he may even have entered into some kind of one-sided infatuation with one of these rebels."

Tsar Baldy Bald IV smiled evilly, "We simply have to neutralize his resistance, whatever its source."

TBC