Author's note: welcome to the latest chapter in this epic romance about two star-crossed souls. This epic chapter will teach readers about the dangers of "western" medicine and the power of faith to overcome any challenge. This story and its characters are COPYRIGHTED, so if you steal them you will be in deep trouble!
Hitler an Jesus were slowly walking up the Temple steps. "Hitler, I'm scared. Are you sure this is safe?" The Furor looked him in the eye, and smiled that charming smile of his. "Of course is it, baby. I got it done, and look how healthy I am!" He tousled Jesus' blond hair and led him up the last few steps. "I really need your help, Jesus. I just elected Nasi of the Sanhedrin and if my new health initiatives don't pay off I might lose in the next election, so to show evereyone how much I trust it my beloved has to get a shot!" When they walked into the court of the moneylenders there was a booth with a sign that said "FREE VACCINME" in Latin and Hebrew.
A man dressed in white with a huge needle stood behind it and held it up when he saw Hitler bring his hubby. The doc lauched insaneoly as he jammed the needle into the veins of the Lamb, filling him with the mysterious concoction. Jesus sobbed as he felt it burning through him, but he endured. "I've taken bigger things" he said, then winked at Hitler, who giggled. Then, suddenly, it was finished. "Now you are immune to all diseases" said the doctor.
"Thank you very much" said the man with the Iron WIll as he shook the doctor's hand, but then he noticed that something was wrong. Jesus was moving his head in a weird war and was making strange sounds. Suddenly, he jumped out of his chair and started running around and knocking over the tables of the moneylenders wile shoutning "den teefs!" Hitler was shocked by this behavior and whipped around to the doctor. "What have you done to my lover!" he screamed, grabbing the doctor by the lapels and lifting him into the air (Hitler was really strong). The doctor could only shake his head, but Hitler knew. It was the vaccine.
After Hitler managed to catch Jesus and drag him home he started crying. He loved the Lord so much, but could they ever live a normal life together noew that the Annointed One was turned into a retard? Hitler walked over to his husband and planted a kiss on his luscious lips. Somehow the message got through and Jesus laid back, but when Hitler took off his toga and attempted to penetrate him he kept making weird faces and twitching, making compulation impossible. "Oh Lord, I wish there was some way to fix you!" He embraced Jesus and suddenly his hands started glowing! The glow filled the room and when it faded the messiah was normal again. "Hitler, I can't believe it. You cured me! You have the power to heal!" "I was given this power by the power of Love" said Hitler. He looked at Jesus in the eye again. Jesus' gaze was steady. "Let's do it," said Jesus. He laid back down and spread his legs. They made hot love all throughout the night and at the end of it both men were glistening.
At dawn the furor and the lord watched the sun rise with their arms around each other. "Jesus, I don't care if I lose the next election. My movement is taking off. I think I could win a seat in the Roman senate, but I can't do it alone." Hitler turned to Jesus. "I want you at my side as campaign manager." Jesus looked up at him. "Hitler, I'll follow you into hell if you asked." Hitler grabbed the jug of olive oil from the nightstand. It was going to be a long morning.
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