Welcome to the new chapter of my marvelous epic! This chapter is dedicated to three friends of mine who recently came out as enby. I wept tears of joy knowing that they were finally being true to themselves and not suffering from having to hide away. You are seen, and you are loved. This tale is my own creation, and readers are not allowed to make unauthorized copies, this is illegal!
One beautiful evening Hitler was changing their sheets after an hour of lovemaking. When Hitler was finished he sat down on the bed and waited for Jesus to get out of the shower. He had big news for the Lamb. Jesus got out of the shower and wrapped a towel around his long blonde hair, then walked into the living room and gave him a kiss on the forehead. "Adoph, what's wrong? You look upset." Hitler looked up at his husband. They had been married for so many years, and he had never even hinted at this secret, but he could no longer live this lie.
"Jesus... I am nonbinary." The Savior gasped and sat down on the side of the bed too. "Does this mean that you are a girl inside, Hitler?" "Yes Jesus, sometimes I feel like a girl, sometimes like a boy, sometimes neither. The doctors in the future told me that this isn't possible, but I know it to be true." The earnestness of Hitler told Jesus that he was telling the truth. "I still love you Hitler, but would you still want to be married to a male gendered person loke me?" "Does this answer your question Jesus?" Hitler grabbed him by the face and gave him a big french kiss, and he could still taste himself on the fuhrer's lops. Silently, Jesus turned off the lamp, but then he chuckled again. "I guess we have to wash two sheets tomorrow!"
The next day Hitler comitted to living his truth. Because he felt a little femme that day he put on a lady toga, which was draped over the left shoulder. "Are you sure you're ready for this, Hitler?" "I have never been more ready for anything in my life." As he walked through the streets of Rome, heads turned and some men stared angrily at him, but none dared lay a land on him, for his stern gaze told everyone there that this was not a man to mess with.
Finally, he made it to the Roman Senate. As he walked to sit in his consul chair he heard whispers from the Roman senators, and he turned around and boldly told them "Yes, I am wearing woman's clothes. I don't care what you think, and I look fabulous!" He sat down in the chair and the senators all exchanged glances, and they were all ashamed. To shame someone for being who they are was clearly wrong. Just as they showed respect to each other, so should they show respect to Hitler for being who he was.
After the Senate deconvened one senator walked up to him. It was Cicero! "Hitler, I was so inspired by your bravery today. Can you tell me what it means to be nonbinary?" "It's simple, Cicero. Do you know bow we are taught that there are only two genders, male and woman? Well, that's not how I feel inside, at least not always. I am male bodied, but that is not my true form." At these words, Cicero began weeping. "Oh my god, I thought I was the only one. I've felt this way all my life, but I thought I was going crazy!" "You're not crazy, Cicero. There is nothing wrong with being enby, and you should never force yourself to change. Be happy for being such a beautiful person, inside and out!" Cicero gave him a tight hug, still crying tears of joy, and departed. Hitler almost skipped home that night. For the first time, he felt hope that the war against anti trans and enby bigotry could be won, one soul at a time.
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