Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo belongs to Yoshio Sawai, Weekly and Viz's Shonen Jump and Toei Animation. Don't know the US company involved with the anime, but I'm using their dub names. Any non-dub names used are of characters not yet introduced. I have no ownership of this, but I sure want merchandise. Sell it to me please! And more manga, please! Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo rocks! All anime (like Loveless) mentioned don't belong to me, either. Feed my c2 list and forum! Happy B-day shout out to Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!

"Even though there's no new episode this week, I'm still putting out a new chapter. And please tell me why they call themselves Cartoon Network when they show live-action movies now?"

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"How come you haven't used me in the last two chapters?" General Tofu whined.

I could say it was because today's Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo's birthday… But the truth is that I did forget about him.

"What! I'm your own character!"

Um, yeah, but I was focused on the original characters I have in my stop-motion anime. And I had Hatenko to use here, as well as Tsar Baldy Bald IV's mom once I picked back up with the story. Plus I watched all of the Toei Yugi-Oh show. And I started rereading Harry Potter, trying my best to stay on the mugglecast schedule but my quick reading got in the way. And I made some more videos for edit practice that you can see on youtube. Yep, there's a Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo one that's set to "Phantom of the Opera". And now I'm home alone, since my spring break is different, so I'm going to walk over and see V on the Imax and get some stuff at Joann's after school on Monday Yeah, I've got to get more stuff before my last sewing class….

"I wasn't asking for your life story!" General Tofu yelled.

What sort of character interrupts their own writer? Dude, I may just not use in this chapter.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Look, I'll pay you!"

All right.

"I'm going to be in this chapter?" General Tofu murmured.

Yep. Now pay up.

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Jelly made Tsar Baldy Bald IV's favorite dinner.

"What's the occasion?" Baldy asked as Jelly brought out desert.

Jelly looked down, nervously. Just how do you tell a husband you don't love you're pregnant after serving him a great dinner out of social obligation? "I have good news," he whispered.

Baldy smiled, "As do I."

Jelly looked up, shocked. Was Baldy pregnant too? Um, no. That's retarded, even for a mpreg fic.

"You first!" "I'll go first! Jelly… I have discovered how to destroy your friends."

Jelly grabbed the dirty dishes and stood up quickly, his back to Baldy. "Why are you telling me this?" he asked in a guarded, yet shaky, voice as he began washing the dishes.

"Because you will be a major part of it."

Jelly's eyes widened. He finished cleaning the last dish, careful not to break any.

He then darted back to the dinner table, "You want my help in destroying the friends I married you to save?"

Baldy Bald nodded calmly.

"Are you stupid? There's no way. Look, I've done my best to be a proper bride but this is out of the question!" Jelly hissed.

Baldy got up, "If that's how it is going to be… I'll see you in bed."

Jelly just looked bewildered.

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The next morning, Jelly awoke to the sound of Baldy slamming the door on his way out. Jelly covered his mouth. Had he completely ruined his marriage the night before? It all seemed easy before, burying himself in marital duty for the sake of his friends, but now that these things conflicted….

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Chazz watched the waves and it hit him. He really didn't like Alexis. He liked her brother whose name I never caught. And he must like him back, since he was helping Chazz win Alexis in a duel. But he was dead wrong. Alexis' brother was now 18 and lying on the beach making out with Crowler.

All this was happening inside Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo's Afro, since Yugi is no stranger there.

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Jelly spent the morning Angsting, but he really should have just left.

Baldy came back that afternoon, an evil look on his face. "General, you know what to do," he beamed as he brushed past Jelly, knocking him to the floor.

Jelly looked up frantically at General Tofu's resolute, sad expression.

"I'm sorry, but I have my orders." He then grabbed Jelly by the throat, using both arms.

Jelly screamed at the top of his lungs as his free will was brutally ripped from him.

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Only Softon heard his screams, even though he was with Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo and the others. Such is the cliché, er, power of True Love. He now knew it was time for a Successful Rescue.

Softon shut his eyes, thinking of when he first met Jelly. But you'll have to read the next chapter for that bit of Loveless-ness. "Hold on, Jelly," Softon whispered for dramatic effect.

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General Tofu shot Tsar Baldy Bald IV a hateful look. His love for the man was gone, as a result of this latest order.

Jelly looked ahead, his eyes devoid of the warmth Tofu had fallen in love with. Tofu shivered, ashamed he had helped with this. But no more. Little did Baldy know that his general was text-messaging the Rebels!

TBC…. Monsters! Cat Ears! Childbirth! More than one ending to choose from: Tragedy! Angst! Happily Ever After!