Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo belongs to Yoshio Sawai, Weekly and Viz's Shonen Jump and Toei Animation. Don't know the US company involved with the anime, but I'm using their dub names. Any non-dub names used are of characters not yet introduced. I have no ownership of this, but I sure want merchandise. Sell it to me please! And more manga, please! Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo rocks! All anime mentioned don't belong to me, either. Feed my c2 list and forum unless you're a homowhiner. It's not correct usage to use homophobe most of the time, because they aren't usually afraid. Hence phobia is a poor choice of suffix, more often than not. Hence homowhiner.

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So far, none of the stories Softon had revealed made sense or fit in what canon is attempted in the actual show.

"And then, we fell into the Digital World where you ended up with ruby slippers and had to summon Suzaku. I fought by your side, even when all hope seemed lost. But our love kept us alive until Aslan came back alive with back up. Ok, so it was just the Saint Siena rip-off anime version of the Ninja Turtles but it was enough to beat the rabies-carrying Hamtaro cast. And then the Justice League came, because they got preempted this week too." Yes, there's a Ninja Turtles anime out there. It's one of the strangest things I've seen outside of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo and Cromartie High School.

Jelly was humoring him. Was it his love deep down fighting off Tsar Baldy Bald IV's control or was I just being lazy and biding time?

Oh come on. Villains always get time to gloat to buy themselves time to lose. I'm just flipping the cliché.

"Jellyroll dear, would you please just destroy them already? This is obviously nonsense!" Baldy said softly.

Softon grinned over at Jelly, "Are you going to take orders like that? When you control the monster thing yourself? Remember when we watched Akira? You're in control, not him!"

Jelly winced, clearly showing his struggle to remember and fighting off the mind control. And then he turned towards Baldy, his arm shaking in his husband's direction.

"No…" Baldy shrieked as the monster thing devoured him. He would not die, but spend an agonizing eternity in 4Kids anime dubs.

Jelly's legs gave out as his eyes returned to normal. But Softon raced over there and caught him just in time.

Jelly looked at him with fear in his eyes, "The monster thing…" His voice trailed off.

Softon looked at Jelly even more worried, "I'm not just going to let you face that monster again… It's taken a lot out of you and I can't lose you again."

Jelly looked down, "I'm the only one who can send it back." His now-blazing eyes met Softon's horrified ones, "I have to."

"Yes, now get to it!" Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo and the others shouted.

"What is wrong with you people?" Softon shouted. "We were having a Moment. I'm sure no one important would be killed off at this point."

True enough, Softon, but it really doesn't make sense that the monster's pausing like the story. So say buh-bye.

In a shaky tone, Jelly began singing the theme song to Grander Musashi, this anime about a boy trying to become the world's best fisherman. I'm sure it's terribly boring but its OP is pretty cool.

Anyway, it wasn't working and Jelly was getting weaker.

And every character in the scene said a variation on that, in true shonen anime fashion. "No one can stop it!" ended this chorus of repetition.

And then it hit Softon. He skipped over to his house, dug through his old issues of Animedia and finally found the issue that came with anime sheet music for this song. So, yeah, he eventually joined in and their combined Magic Love Power Voices sent the monster thing back.

Jelly then lost consciousness.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Softon screamed as the camera tracked out from him cradling Jelly's pale, prone form.

"Moron. We're not about to let our remaining ruler just die, especially when they're carrying our tsar's child," a Hair Hunter who wandered in Just In Time stated.

Softon shot nervous glances at Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo and a teary-eyed Don Patch.

"It's the best chance Jelly and the baby have," Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo said stoically.

"He'll be getting the best care," The Hair Hunter assured Softon.

Softon stood up, holding Jelly in his arms, "Lead the way."

"And that's it," Beauty murmured.

Gasser looked at her, confused, "Nani?"

She means the war is over. Baldy Bald is gone. Jelly, if he lives, will be in charge of the Empire.

"That's not encouraging!" Beauty and Gasser shrieked.

I suppose he's too stupid to be great leader material, but better a friend in the position…

Anyway, let's go to the hospital.

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Because of the trauma Jelly had gone through the entire fic, he ended up giving birth early. As Softon held his hand through the delivery that I won't even bother attempting to describe, he felt Jelly's entire body struggling to hold on.

"Y-you can't leave me, I love you," Softon whispered as the baby was taken to be cleaned up.

Jelly winced before looking up at Softon with sad eyes, "I love you too. Take care of the ba…" And with that, Jelly Jiggler died.

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Softon tried his best to raise Jelly's child, but he was never the same after losing Jelly. His body gave out some years later and the child tried to reanimate his corpse with disastrous results to both.

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo and Don Patch had a quiet wedding, too sad to have a big one but even more inclined to cling together in light of the tragedy.

Hatenko was still bored. But that was what turned Captain Battleship on. Then everybody died in their prime and it was tragic that corpses and Fritos surrounded Pickle as pink snow fell.

"Wait- the story's ending like this?" Beauty sniffed.

Ummm….

"What was the point?" Gasser asked.

Actually…

"There is a happy ending option in the next chapter," Suzu beamed as she tied up her bathrobe.

Yep!

TBConcluded